I come from a land down under

MAs: None G'day, mates! Name's Roberta. I'm a Medic. An Australian Medic, to be precise. Yes, I do have a mustache. All Aussie women have mustaches. No need to look at me like that. I may look young for a Medic, and you'd be right. I don't have a great deal of medical experience. BLU gave me this job because they wanted someone strong, fast and resilient to carry a medigun. It would be wise to watch out for Brutus, my wedge-tailed eagle. He's a trained attack bird. ((This is Roberta's roleplay blog. This blog used to also be for roleplaying, but is now inactive due to the pointlessness of having two blogs to roleplay one character. There may be occasional NSFW content on this blog. Roberta is currently stationed at Hydro and on maternity leave. I don't mind interacting with characters from different fandoms. Avatar credit: Jugendohnegott))

[saintsanddixons]

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Mondays always need more meerkat. (top photo by Deric Wagner, bottom photo by Anita Ross)

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Koala Joey at San Diego Zoo Checks in as Healthy — with an Attitude 

[crocodilepuncher]

((*puts on new glasses*

Whatthefuck))

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*sees dragon* Oh my. Hasn't this happened before?

JJ whined, nudging his snout at Roberta. He was hungry, but he had no stomach left.

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JJ hopped up at the mention of meat, drool dripping next to Roberta. Yes, food! The movement cause a rib to fall, but the dragon put it back with ease, digging it into flesh.

[crocodilepuncher]

“Okaaaaaaay... Just stay here, yeah? I’ll be back soon.”

It was a good thing Roberta kept lots of spare meat handy. Having a bird of prey for a pet kind of made that a necessity. She came back with an armful and dropped it at the dragon’s feet.

“It’ll take a bit to thaw. That’s not going to bother you, is it?”

[crimsondemise-deactivated201508]

*sees dragon* Oh my. Hasn't this happened before?

JJ whined, nudging his snout at Roberta. He was hungry, but he had no stomach left.

[crocodilepuncher]

*pinches nose* Phewww! Um… what to do with a zombie dragon…

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It whined more, bapping the floor neaby the Medic. Hungry!

[crocodilepuncher]

It clearly wanted something. Food? Chew toys? She didn’t know what the undead liked to put in their mouths, but she could guess...

“Hm. Would you like some meat? That’s all I can think of. Just don’t eat my teammates, okay?”

[crimsondemise-deactivated201508]

*sees dragon* Oh my. Hasn't this happened before?

JJ whined, nudging his snout at Roberta. He was hungry, but he had no stomach left.

[crocodilepuncher]

*pinches nose* Phewww! Um... what to do with a zombie dragon...

[brittsmemes]

Suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and my muse will tell you yes or no.

[crocodilepuncher]

*giant lizard eggs*

Uh... Okaaaaay...

*carefully takes the eggs while wondering whether to raise them or feed them to Brutus*

[rpfunstuff]

Leave an object in my ask and my muse will react to it being given to them.

[earthlynation-blog]

[sdzsafaripark]

Sumatran tiger cubs, Joanne & Majel.

[crocodilepuncher]

You have found a beautiful white egg. Inside you find a crisp $100 bill. Ka-CHING!

“More money? Haha, jackpot!”

It’s evident the Medic is enjoying this activity, silliness be damned.

[crocodilepuncher]

You have found a beautiful yellow egg. Inside you find a crisp $100 bill. Ka-CHING!

Roberta’s surprised to find money in these things, but she most definitely isn’t complaining. She happily pockets the note and goes on her way.

[crocodilepuncher]

You have found a beautiful red egg. Inside you find a handful of candy. Enjoy!

She’d certainly do that. Yummy!

[crocodilepuncher]

You have found a beautiful pink egg. Inside you find a ticket for a free hat. Congratulations!

Now that was more like it! Maybe she could trade that other ticket for a second one of these. Slim chance, but it never hurt to try...

[crocodilepuncher]

You have found a beautiful orange egg. Inside you find a ticket for double ammunition for one battle to use anytime before Christmas. Congratulations!

Wondering just what a Medic was supposed to do with this, she shrugged and continued the hunt. Maybe she’d slip the ticket to a fellow BLU when she had the chance.