1. cursed cat
2. you'll get it if ur not colorblind
3. seriously barack!?!?
4. sam hurley
5. conor parks (sexy tiktok boy)
so many people weren't at school today. mia was one of them :(
homeroom. the teacher said we were going outside and i was like hell yeah ill get to see connor (his homeroom always goes outside and so does sylvia zach and calebs). then lauren forced me to help her clean out her locker which took forever bc there were thousands of gum wrappers and empty gum packets. there were three full packs of gum and lauren gave me them for helping her. then conner was like "give this note to your homeroom teacher" and i was like "no whore im busy do it yourself" so he ran down the hall and went out to the parking lot. then lauren found this thing she needed to turn in a while ago. so i was like "lets just go outside and glue it on the sidewalk" so we were walking down the hall and conner walks back in the school and he's like "seriously you made me walk all the way down the hall when you were literally coming out here" and i was like "shut up retard" so we were gluing on the sidewalk and i hear sylvia say "maddiee" so i turn around and blow her a kiss and she's like "you have no life" and im like "ik baby" then she starts seizing (that's an inside joke bc when sylvia connor and i were walking home one day i said "baby look! a cannabis!" out of pure habit of calling him baby when sylvia isn't around and sylvia was like "OH SHIT" and connor collapsed to the ground and starting seizing.) we finished gluing then zach and caleb came over. lauren and zach started screaming at each other about swim team and caleb and i stared at them not understanding a single thing they were saying. zach and caleb then ran away to play volleyball with jordan and sylvia. i realised that connors homeroom didn't come outside today. then we went the other side of the school where it was shady. lauren stood against the wall and eva katherine leah and i took turns throwing and expo marker at her as hard as we could. then we sat down with cade and talked.
spanish. we watched diary of a wimpy kid and i nutted bc rodrick is hot. then the teacher let us get our phone out of our lockers and eva gave me one of her airpods and we watched tiktoks then connor texted me and said he skipped school bc he couldnt go to field day from when he got suspended. so eva tried to facetime him but he wouldn't answer.
civics. since mia wasn't there the only people i talked to were paul josh and zen. i told paul i was going to rip off the finger he sprained from playing flag football. josh had his head down on the desk and paul slapped him as hard as he could. paul instantly regretted it, tried to jump on top of the desk, fell, then wheezed and cried on the floor. i was like "jesus christ" and zen was like "i agree with her" and gave me a fist bump
lunch. i ate three bowls of nuggies. we got our yearbooks. things in the yearbook that made me scream:
-they still had our old assistant principal yikes
-a picture of sylvia garrett davey vickers and connor all holding luke
-a picture of my homeroom teacher at the halloween dance looking goddamn possessed
- they white faced mia
-flashback to november when i parted my hair down the middle like a retard
-an extremely douchey picture of three popular guys
-mason lookin like a turtle
-imprisoned chase
-creed and leah at the formal
-will and a volley girl won most athletic
-jaelynn and lowhgan (GAT) won funniest
-some girl and joe (GAT) won most artistic
-some girl and jordan (GAT) won most school spirit
-volley girl and creed won friendliest
-claudia and mason won most likely to succeed
-they put someone service dog in the yearbook :')
CONNORLOOKEDEXTREMELYATTRACTIVEINHISPICTUREANDIVEBEENSOBBINGABOUTITFORAWHILE
-eva now thinks im in love with a sixth grader but all im saying is that hes got a good face
-a picture of some girl doing a satanic ritual on the floor
-njhs picture where im beside bbg syl syl
-josh makes a cute lil face when he smiles where he squints his eyes a lot and it kinda sexy
-cj staring into the camera with only the expression of nothingness for his club picture
-all of the volley girls looking extra spicy
-our school literally has 4 cheer squads what the hell
-there was only 7 boys on the jv basketball team ???
-i am bros with 19/32 of the track team
-a picture of sylvia running where she is staring straight into your soul through the yearbook
-a picture of conner running where his enitre thigh is out
-a picture of davey biting his lip
-cross country picture of berkley, makayla, sylvia, lauren, conner, david, vickers, jackson, davey and luke. but wheres connor and i?? uhh idk
-a picture of berkley and allie aka 7th grade hoe bitches tryna take my boyfriend lol im three inches taller than you go away
-a picture of summer looking extremely hot with a backwards baseball cap
-a very cursed picture of our table from the halloween dance before it was destroyed: i was practically on top of connor, cjs hand was on evas knee, katherine and conner are smiling at each other (all these relationships have gone down the drain except for mine), ryan was kissing the bear mask, mia was watching slime videos, cody and charles both slicked back their hair, were wearing suits and safety, and were staring directly into the camera, hunter was zooming in on a insta baddies asshole. that picture gave me flashbacks that made me cry during lunch,
-a picture of bradley sticking his blue tongue out after eating a smurfs asshole.
-a picture of linny blake alex (holding aaron like a child) hunter cade (big gap) eva and i
-a picture of caleb being a gamer
-joe making a very scary face (ive recently realizes that multiple people i know look like tiktok boy. joe looks like milo (everyones kinda slept on joe (well at least me and eva) and were just now realizing how good he is. like he turn to look at josh one time and there was his jawline i was like since when did this happen but now hes dating gabby and she's super cool. ngl i had a crush on joe in 4th grade when i was besties with all the boys. my only gal friend was lauren and then conner cade joe chris and my cousin. she would always ask if they were bullying me and was like that's just how boys are lauren. lauren has kissed two different boys and ive technically kissed zero (still need to speak of irvs bdady (its been so long since i called him irv. that was what i called him during cross country))caleb looks like a less popular tiktok boy named niko. will also has a look a like but i forgot their name)
-cross country picture of jackson lauren davey luke and sylvia doing a sexy pose on the ground
we went outside and eva and i got a bunch of people to sign our yearbooks: josh, some kid ive never talked to but eva dared me to ask him to sign it, liam (GAT), chris he put aka daddy beside his name, blyth boi, chase, other josh but this ones a furry, conner but he forgot the r so its just conne, cj, gabby, brandon, and lauren
english. we watched happy feet but she let us be on our phones. connor texted eva "stop calling me im in chick-fil-a retard idiot" then we facetimed him again and he answered. he just kinda kept staring at me and smiling (hawt) then we showed him to cj and cj died. then connor showed us jane and i gave her my love. then evas phone was on 5% so we had to leave. then chase cj eva and i passed around chases headphones as he blasted x songs
algebra. were having this stupid sub for the rest of the year. she yelled at aaron for drawing a penis in evas yearbook enough though cj was the one who did it.
then we had a pizza party 😫😎😤😂😬😍😎😳😫😎😂😱😬😏😘😝😫😎😱😝😬😏 I went outside first and talked to eva katherine and aaron. then it was pizza time in line brandon said "my life be like" and then the entire gat gang said "OOOOOAAAA OOO" we then made a wind storm with our plates and it sucked brandon away. we got it the back of the line so no other tables were open and we sat on the floor in a big circle: katherine leah eva chase cj liam brandon aaron jacob jordan cade chris conner alex and i. we all put our pizza crust on to a plate and poured water on it. then we all tossed all of our water bottles into the center of the circle, grabbed a random one, drank out of it, tossed it back in and repeat. then we all did the OOOH SHIT A RAT thing while conner lied on the floor bc he's a rat. then the teachers let us outside and cj liam aaron katherine eva and i all day under the gat tree. jimmy was playing soccer with his ex yikes. he saw us staring at him and ran over and harassed us then we went back inside, got our stuff from our lockers, and went back to algebra.
after school. aaron zach eva katherine lauren and i all stood in a circle. zach literally stands on top of you when you try to talk to him. then lauren and zach started screaming about swim team again. when i got home drake said he didn't want to go to school but i did. chad was like "oh you only want to go so you can see your boyfriend" i was like "ive been over this a million times i never see him during school" chad was like "how did you meet him then" and i was like "cross country" chad was like "uHHh croSs coUNtry" then connor and i were trying to make plans for the weekend: first thought was canoeing but elizabeth said she needed a break from the river, second thought was swimming at connors house but chad wouldn't allow, third was a walk, then i suggested that he should just come to my house. persuading: "come on bro ive got like fifty thousand different video games on four different consoles (ps2 wii ps4 and switch) i have a hammock in the woods and i can take you on some secret trails it will be funnnn" so ig connor is coming to my house this weekend. then eva was bothering me saying that she need ed to come home with me and i was like fuck off.