carpe fucking diem

seventeen. slytherin. blow me. in the rain.

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I DIDN’T MEAN THAT I HAD A BEACH AT MY HOUSE YOU WANKERS.

I MEANT COME TO MINE AND THEN WE WILL LEAVE MINE AND GO TO A PLACE THAT IS A BEACH AND NOT AT MINE.

[a-s-potter]

/TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND FAILING. merlinnnnnn, hugo, it was an honest mistake. maddog and i get confused sometimes, english isn’t our first language. /because moron was hahahahaha. so should we bring anything? food? beach blankets? those big-ass umbrellas muggle women always prop up in the sand?

[maddoggoldstein-blog]

/actually laughing so hard at hugo's reaction that he can't bring himself to actually speak words at all)

[maddoggoldstein-blog]

wow, Wwoooooow

hugo: we can meet at mine on wednesday and then make our way down there

thing 1: sweet, i didn’t know you had your own beach. and i’ve been to your house a million times. did you just get it installed?

thing 2: yo, you have your own beach?

[maddoggoldstein-blog]

Taryn and i are obvs classy people

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[mattandmiles]

Miles by Matt

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oheider.

i’m ray ~ more about me under the cut 8D

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[maddoggoldstein-blog]

OOH OOHHHH OHHHH HI HIHI HI HI HI HI

i'm cuba!!!! NICE TO MEET YOU BRO. uh, i'd put things under a read more too but i'm. on. my itouch. so. BUT ER YEAH WELCOME!

i literally don't know what to say!!!!!!!! I PLAY A LOT OF CHARACTERS SO THATS COOL! i can throw them at you l8r!! BUT SRS WELCOME

and we ALmost have all the avengers here we just don't have a few )))':

I LOVE YOU ALREADY PROMISE!

[maddoggoldstein-blog]

ugh. i shall not tell lies. never mind, you useless twat.

i love you too xoxoxo

[maddoggoldstein-blog]

what about if i add a please in there somewhere.

maybe. if you add an "i think maddox is the greatest brother" i can guarantee i have a cigarette.

[maddoggoldstein-blog]

yeah, that was weeks ago. do you have a cigarette now.

yeah, still the same answer. rude.

[maddoggoldstein-blog]

oy, asshat. d'you have a cigarette?

not for rude people like you!!

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[a-s-potter]

easy, breezy, beautiful, cover girl.

maddox goldstein’s personal mantra (via a-s-potter)

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[mattandmiles]

Miles Garber by Matthew Hitt

[maddoggoldstein-blog]

easy, breezy, beautiful, cover girl. 

he chanted his personal mantra over and over in his mind, the pen in his hand not even moving an inch. try as he might to finish this damn essay for that turd professor collins, it wasn't going to happen. what even in the hell were they learning about anymore? to maddox, they weren't learning anything that deserved his full attention in class at all. it was either that, or mister goldstein must be the laziest student ever. 

it would be safer to assume the latter was true. 

and in agreement with his reputation (a reputation proudly held by many students), he obnoxious sighed and slammed his pen down on the blank piece of paper, and proceeded to 'lax. 

anyone that wanted to talk to him, could now officially approach him.  

[maddoggoldstein-blog]

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