kill the messenger

colton ivers | seventeen | slytherin | loveless "They say the spirit's willing, but the flesh is always weak. Well I found everything I needed right beneath my skin." Cousin of Ian, Theo and Emyrs Ivers, but don't spread it around. Diabetic, chronic night owl, potions geek, and completely too focused to pay attention to shit that isn't worth the energy. Hey, pass me a croissant, will you? ( this is a rp account; images and gifs do not belong to me unless otherwise stated appropriately. this blog also has no affiliation with young guns or gustav, mmkay? )

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#getthefuckoutgen

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/no i think we’re too far gone for that shit ; maybe it’s time that i put gen in front of a train y/y; kidding; partially; okay i am chere might kill me; cats are the worst!!!! okay dogs forever; she’ll turn him into a crazy dog man instead of a crazy cat man ??? yes; sucsex he looked at his jacket this means ur in gen; i meanwhat.) I think we all own one of those, and we shove it into our drawers never to be seen again. Suppressing the memory and all that, just because they’re so awful. /laughs.) Maybe you got it when you were thirteen and got rid of the traumatic memory, which is very understandable. /purses bottom lip; closes eyes for a sec and UNDERSTANDING Nod which is taken as a joke ok.) Maybe we can both run back and change into pyjamas, because I tell you what, these shoes are quite uncomfortable. /gestures towards shoes THEY’RE NOT HEELS OR ANYTHING just kind of tight and v. cold.) But we’re almost there, /points towards incoming hogsmeade!!!) So maybe next time. /snorts bc lol @ professor ivers.) I’ll be sure to notify the whole school ~ /eyes widen for a sec before she chuckles; wants to say IT’S FUN MESSING WITH IAN ISN’T IT but doesn’t; instead her lip quivers like she’s about to speak but then she doesn’tttttt; looks at colt’s profile; still smilin’.) Well then. /small shrug W/E.) I can tell you’re passionate about it. Ah, noted. I’ll do my best not to get in your way, Colt. c:

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/my fucking creyes tbh ; omg no don't do THAT!! ; cats are big fat cutes :c ; HE'S STILL CRAZY IN THE END I DON'T THINK IT REALLY MATTERS WHAT HE'S CRAZY OVER ; did you really just say/type "sucsex" omf ; i'm 30000% done.) if there is anybody of this generation who thinks that makes a good gift, so help me ... /trails off, shaking his head ; srsly tho those sweaters are NOT okay ; snorts at her comment.) i think all of my traumatic memories of thirteen include ian, so it would make sense that i'd purposefully forget receiving it from him. /cracks dat goody dumb grin ; gen stAHP BEING RELATABLE AND CUTE AND FUNNY RIGHT THIS SECOND!!!!! ; takes a few steps to the side, getting a better look at her shoes and laughs, eyebrows furrowing.) those things look like they're suffocating your feet. /returns to her side.) pajamas and cocoa does sound pretty nice right about now, though, doesn't it? fall really set in fast, after all. /nods head quickly, giving her an enthusiastic thumbs up.) aw yeah, he'll just love that. he'll be so overjoyed everyone knows of his blunder he'll cry himself to sleep. /shruuuuuuuuuuuuugs ; smiles a little wider.) i don't think you have to worry much. i'd be more worried ian would get in my way. i have absolutely no idea what part he wants in potions club, but if i were to guess, i'd say it was you. /opens the door into the three broomsticks open for gen BECAUSE HE'S ON THAT GENTLEMAN FLOW ; wow sorry i said 'into hogsmeade' i was having a brain lapse yesterday so idk let's just say they are going into this shit hole for now ans leave it at that asdfjklgfh ; OR GEN COULD OBJECT AS PART OF HER LIFERUINUNG PLAN AND LEAD HIM SOMEWHERE ELSE ; jfc my life rn.) after you, genevieve. 

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#THERE CANNOT BE A UNIVERSE IN WHICH THE IVERS COUSINS #ACTUALLY#AND LEGITIMATELY #HATE EACH OTHER

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we need to fix this asap

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yes we do pls

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/i cAN’T STOP it’s impossible and you know it!!! omfg she will buy him the whole world you think this is a joke????? and then she’ll buy hima  dog or s/t; ok that was a joke; whatever; well good b/c she really likes his smile; da dum; ugh poor baby gen doesn’t even pay attention to boys most of the time so she’s oblivious to everything i —; laughs at his words.) Seriously? Oh come on. Well, the effort was worth it. /reaches over and feels the material of his jacket or whatever it was lMAO; so sly; takes her hand away and puts it back into her pocket.) You don’t need to try to look good, you know. Lucky. /because boys are lucky okay omf; looks at him; pushes a hand through her hair; biiigigigigigi smile wah.) Professor Ivers did that? Seriously? Wow. I wish I had been there! Maybe we can trick him into doing stupid things, just to make the class remotely amusing. /noticed what he was doing before and ~ bumps shoulders back.) I’ll be honest, it’s not my favourite class. But I enjoy it enough to join the club. And the extra credit doesn’t hurt, either. Not to mention the company won’t be too bad. /glances up at him; hahahahahahahahahah wOW gen stop it; shrugs and dur she’s just trying to make this more convincing rUN AWAY COLT RUN.)

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/wow is it too late to make this a crazy twisted dream and avoid this idea in real life or ; SHE NEEDS TO BUY HIM A WHOLE NEW OUTLOOK ON LIFE ; but he has a cat he doesn't need a dog gen gosh can't you do ANYTHING RIGHT -- kidding omfg ; i'm doNE ; looks down at his jacket as she touches it.) yeah, seriously. did you know that i owned a terrible christmas sweater? because i certainly had no fucking clue. /grimaces at the image in his head ; LIKE IT'S ONE OF THOSE SUPER UGLY PUKE GREEN PIECES OF CRAP WITH ANNOYINGLY COLORED REINDEER ON IT OMG ; i wonder who gave it to him ; probably ian as a joke. fucking ian u dum.) i was under the impression that girls liked when guys smartened up for dates and all that? because if not i can just run back to the dorm and change into pajama bottoms. /joking obvsly ; maybe ; a little --.) well yeah. i'm doubtful he'd like knowing i was spreading the news around but it was just so hilariously bad. /chuckles at the memory ; throws his head back and covers his face with his palm.) and we only started the potion to mess with ian, too. talk about karma. /stuffs his hands in his pockets again yeahyeahyeah ; o ok is that a compliment ; you should really stop gen srsly ; HE CAN'T EVEN RUN AWAY THAT IS THE PROBLEM.) once i get into making a potion i'm not a very great companion. /small, apologetic smile.) it's something i'm really passionate about, and not a lot of people here share it, so i get pretty controlling and neurotic and ... /trails off like oh god what am i even doing rn.) it's not pretty to get in the way of my work.

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/how is he so wonderful; gen you are going to have to apologise a thousand times for being so rood; and give him tonnes of stuff, like flowers and shit skljfdhg; omfg i should wear my pjs to my exams that would be so great SO COMFORTABLE; n e way so she sees him coming and puts on her best ~ smile; laughs lightly and looks to the ground when he compliments her.) Thank-you. You scrub up nicely. /tugs on his leather jacket lightly and bites her lip; nods her head and looks in the direction they’re going; takes a step.) Yeah, let’s get going. /man so far colt has been nicer to her than ian has maybe she should just kill ian and steal colt from dia etc; i mean what; so they’re walking along yeah yeah yEAH.) You’re joining the potions club, right? /NO MORE SMALL TALK KISS ME; jk.)

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/because he just is idk stop sdkjsd ; YES APOLOGIZE HEAVILY AND GIVE HIM GIFTS OF SWEET FOODS HE'S ACTUALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EATING ; ikr colt wanted to be a trendsetter but molly stopped him :c ; oh man ok he really likes her smile ; HE DOES NOT USUALLY HAVE THE TIME TO ADMIRE NICE GIRLY SMILES SO THIS JUST ALL VERY EXCITING TO HIM ; i hate that he finds this all fishy but doesn't really know ; his disappoint when this was a set up; short, clipped laugh.) please, i had to search my sodding closet for an hour just to find something even remotely okay to wear to this date. if you hadn't noticed, i don't usually put much effort into the day to day. /rolls his eyes slightly ; aka he dresses like a hobo in pjs and hoodies and skinny jeans and his most comfy pair of loafers everyday ; LOL COLT IS A SWEETIE MANG ; walking close to her ; sorta bumps shoulders ~lightly~ with her as they go ; licks his bottom lip.) yeah. in which i hope emrys doesn't cock up a potion and leave a hole in the potions classroom like he did my aunt's yard. /small  smile out of nostalgia for the summer and stuff.) but, .. i didn't know you liked potions. or is it just for the extra credit? 

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/DERP DERP look who’s back again with her derpy chat threads!!1; hint: it’s me; okay let’s say gen is waiting outside for colton; OUTSIDE OF HOGWARTS.. like at… a door………………………. YOU UNDERSTAND OKAY i can’t be bothered explaining; and she prettied up ahahhaahahhhahaah oh god i don’t know whether to laugh orcry SO MEAN; she’s already made sure ian will be there 8) 8) 8) i mean what.)

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/INDIE YOU'RE KILLING ME ; kekeke v fashionably on time, walking toward the doors where gen is ; waves at her with a smile ; I GUESS COLT IS WEARING SOMETHING SUAVE??? idk man probs a leather jacket and t-shirt and some nice skinnys ; BETTER THAN USUAL did you know he tried to wear pjs to his o.w.l.s ; wow gen i can't believe you're doing all this just to make ian jealous ; TALK ABOUT THE ROUNDABOUT WAY ; aHEM anyways - he stops in front of gen, stuffing his hands in his pockets.) hey. you look amazing. /jerks thumb in direction of their destination.) should we get going?

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/laughs lightly and tilts her head forward.) That’s sweet of you. /looks back up at him.) But ~~ don’t be like that. Guys like you, as you put it, happen to be very handsome and — seemingly — kind, so. c: /man i feel really bad for him gEN STOP BEING MEAN UR USUALLY SO NICE; okay but she does think he’s a babe actually; i mean who wouldn’t, but; SHE’S INWARDLY FIST PUMPING RN SUCCESS; she’ll make sure ian is there at the same time as they are; and dia can randomly be there too; lolololol; fIST FIGHT; i mean what; i’ll stop talking now.) Er, after class? So around 5.30, if that’s all right. /DE PLAN IS FALLING INTO PLACE!!!1)

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oh well, it's nothing really. it's the truth. you're stunning. /shrugs like duh you're hot af ; creyes ; omg gen you flatterer STAHP ; smooths his hair back and sticks out the tip of his tongue as he smiles ; nervous chuckle.) well, thank you. i don't get that a lot. /GEN YOU'RE USING HIM ; FEEL BAD, FEEEEEEEEEEEL BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. omf jkjk ; not really; gen srsly ; KEKEKE COLT IS A BABE BUT NO ONE REALLY TELLS HIM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T REALLY TALK TO GIRLS A LOT ; omg FIST FIGHT WAT ; iapprove ; dia vs gen it will be the cat fight of the century thank.) sounds perfect. ;D i'll be there.

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GOOD. 8) Fantastic. So that’s you, gen and ian…………. great. 

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you sound so pleased emrys. /snickers.)

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I’m sure it is. Why’re you surprised? It’s not that weird for a girl to compliment a guy nowadays, is it? c: In any case, we should… go out sometime. To the Three Broomsticks? I’d like to get to know you better. /bites her lip DAMN IT COLT JUST COME LOVEHER SO YOU CAN BOTH MAKE THE PEOPLE YOU LIKE JEALOUS okay.)

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no, i guess not. beautiful, confident girls like you don't usually hand out compliments for no reason though. especially not to guys like me. can you blame me that i'm confused? /smirky smirk ; HE'S ON TO YOU ; creyin ; woah wHAT IS THIS ; thank you, you've confused him EVEN MORE now gen gjgjgj ; PFFBTHAHA ; rubs the back of his neck, tilting his head ; he feels like this is a trick THEY'VE BEEN ASSOCIATING WITH THE SAME PEOPLE FOR 7 YEARS AND NOW YOU WANNA KNOW HIM OK NO FISHY AT ALL GEN. NOT. FISHY. AT ALL. ; but whatever agrees.) the three broomsticks? alright, sounds good. /smiles.) what time should i pick you up?

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HEY KIDS potions club starts soon so you guys should sign up C:

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you know i'm all for it.

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