Singing for my Supper Maddy Clare Lardner

Singer. Actor. Writer. The ukulele is my extra limb.

[tombofnull]

Frog.

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Frog, but now in motion.

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happy [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER] day!!!

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[the-void-and-the-valley]

JURGEIN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitener

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and i lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

[polyp-posting]

“I want to hold her hand, but it might be hard because of knife finger but I am determined to make it work.”

[spamton]

the dragons when they're in a dungeon idk I'm too pretty to play dnd

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

I’m not too pretty to play dnd and I can confirm this is exactly what happens

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

[dragon-in-a-fez]

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

[loudestcrowdever]

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

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COFFIN WHAT NOW

Yooooo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering

[i-am-a-koi]

okay but have you seen the Blunt Headed tree snake??? cause that one is even funnier 

it is a spaghetti noodle with a head 

[camazotz]

Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa

[spuzzle]

that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory

[mysharona1987]

[caitlinfishfood]

oh boy

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this is a Complex Web

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[doctortatertot]

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[cryoverkiltmilk]

[maddyclardner]

thanks! you should post your d&d stuff to reddit, they would love it :)

Maybe! I don’t know...I love talking d&d, but I also understand for some people it’s like talking about dreams: no one really wants to hear about someone else’s dreams.

I am considering doing a couple of little videos for YouTube or Instagram about dnd. So if you’d be interested in that, let me know! And let me know what you’d like to see!!

[maddyclardner]

Providing you with a little bardic inspiration for the weekend... 📷: @hope_vella17 I hope you’re not sick of these photos because every time I go through them I discover new things I love about them! I really do want to do and do some more shoots with @hope_vella17 though, she’s wonderful to work with and makes me feel like an actual fey bard. I’ve a couple of new songs written so may be uploading them soon, be it to Instagram or YouTube. I’ve also had a few messages about uploading some dnd content. Would you watch something like that? If so, what would you like to see? https://www.instagram.com/p/B8RgaqEgvPE/?igshid=6ho2tpt2k4ag

[whenvesselruled]

There is something special in the way things are left behind.

A poem, once freshly painted on a wall, now clouded by age. Faded with time. But a poem nonetheless, long ago painted by a warm and thoughtful hand.

A ukulele. A vessel of memory that now lays backstage, bathing in the distant flashing of stage performance, and flickering street lights that stream through the window. An instrument forgotten, but once loved.

A poster. It hangs quietly in a room, untouched since the girl that hung it there moved out years and years ago. Gravity and time pulls at it, until it finally drifts from its resting place to the floor. It is still silent.

A piano. Once it held a broken boy together, but now it sits empty and untouched. If music is breath, then it has not breathed in a long time. Dust gathers on the keys, and it is at peace.

A tree. Still swaying as it did so long ago over the small patch of grass that once was filled with dancing people during a small music festival. Back when those who played there went home to big families and bigger dreams. Back when everyone knew the words, and everyone knew the singer. The grass that grows there is too young to know the hopeful hearts and the voices they lost on that night so long ago.

A song. Its last notes play without lyrics to an empty room. Simply existing; a moment of time that will be remembered by no one but the walls and the sky. The chords end, and the art fades into the silence. Left behind.

There is something special in the way things are left behind. Not entirely sad. Not entirely happy. Not entirely safe. But special. Like a final touch left behind by something that once existed with all the force of those who loved it.

[maddyclardner]

Would love to hear the songs :)! do you have another blog or anything i can follow to keep up to date?

Check out my twitter or instagram Maddy Clare Lardner on most handles!

[maddyclardner]

Have you stopped doing YouTube? I haven’t seen anything and I’ve been a subscriber for ages :(

It has been a hot minute! I’d like to start uploading again soon. I have some new songs that I’d like to share if you’d still like to hear them!!

[maddyclardner]

Are you aware that you’re the biggest cutie in the entire world? Also a sil. And your butt is the best butt. Love from someone completely anonymous.

No u

[maddyclardner]

Do you have any of the stuff that comes with tourettes like ocd adhd? If so do u get them confused with the tourettes?

I do have other “Stuff” as Tourettes is rarely by itself. But no I don’t get them confused.

[maddyclardner]

Have you ever wished your tourettes would go away?

My answer used to be no but nowadays it is yes. But really I wish it would go away for everyone with the condition.

[maddyclardner]

How does the syndrome affect your job search and interviews?

I generally don’t tell them I have it until it comes up. So maybe people get turned down unfairly.