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âLetâs get back those 37 centsâ - Serena Williams
This is a deep The Office reference and we are here for it.
aries: i am sorry for your angry fists, but just keep them in your pockets, just keep the hurricane in your pockets this time. taurus: you were made to hurt as you were made to fly, you were made to love him as you were made to love others. gemini: kiss your body electric, kiss your starry knees and your bright paint brush fingertips, kiss your pain goodbye. cancer: you were beautiful before you were told so, just like you are loved even when you cannot feel it. leo: i know that her eyes are so bright, but so is our soul and your soul is your home. virgo: your apologies trapped in your skull like fluttering birds, but i promise you that you are still yours. libra: being split open is only one step closer to being filled, even sutures and stitches sting. scorpio: do not let this destroy you, this is not a disease, do not let this destroy you, we do not want to find your body. sagittarius: i know that it hurts but that is the way of growing pains, you are growing you are growing, this can only make you more beautiful. capricorn: i want to tell you about all the ways that it gets better, though it seems that soon youâll see for yourself. aquarius: the emptiness is ringing but you deserve to be with someone who does not see your love as an annoyance. pisces: wipe away your tears, this is not your end, you are above this, it is only your beginning.
for the signs: moving on; l.m. (via apoeticmythos)
This is Myya D. Jones. She is a 22 year-old Michigan State University senior and she is running for mayor of Detroit!
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Fucculent (Echinocereus imperitus). A rude cactus to usher in the new year.
I designed a few enamel pins recently that Iâm going to be sharing here over the next little while. Iâm particularly proud of this one. Gold-plated, hard enamel lapel pin measuring ~1.5âł.
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Please look at this rude cactus. This is my favourite cactus in the whole world. Please.
So great.
@zora-zen please come look at your child.
@galactits we need this irl.
i remember the first time i saw a trailer for Split in the movie theaters. i was with family and the theater was full and iâd been mildly enjoying the trailers and perked up a bit when the tell-tale ominous music of a horror movie trailer started, because i love good thrillers.
except then it was frame after frame after frame of a person with dissociative identity disorder being portrayed as everyoneâs boogey man, the shrieks of the little girl protagonists as he appeared wearing different clothes and a different voice, people in the theater jumping and giggling every time they showed the man doing something horrific. and i felt frozen in my seat.
my sister leaned over to me when it was finished and said âi want to see thatâ with a look on her face like it was the greatest trailer sheâd ever seen.
like it wasnât a punch to my gut everytime i heard someone whisper âpsychoâ or âcrazyâ and other terrible things. like in that moment i didnât feel like running away from all these people, like i didnât feel unsafe and filthy. because these people getting their thrills from a demonizing potrayal of a mental illness.
and the thing is, it matters.
because if i bring it up people will say âoh but itâs not really mental illness, like depression or something. he was just fucking crazy which is totally scary hahaâ. yeah well, not haha. not haha because DID is a real mental illness but thatâs not what it looks like. people with DID arenât murderers or dangerous. but now, because movies like Split are all people have seen of illnesses like DID, thatâs their frame of reference.
the media does it with DID, with schizophrenia, with every single personality disorder, with bipolar, with everything else that is âscaryâ. raising awareness for depression and anxiety is important, theyâre valid and serious illnesses. but hardly anyone tries to protect people with âscaryâ disorders. this halloween when costumes of the main character crop up, people will giggle and buy it because itâs so creepy and cool.
iâm reminded that, although i donât have DID, much of my mental illness is defined by symptoms that are used in other horror movies. that people who have âscaryâ disorders are the entertainment in everyone elseâs world. and for people who do have DID, that movie is absolutely devastating.
so if you buy a ticket to see Split, please know thatâs itâs not harmless entertainment or a good thrill. itâs fucking ableism and youâre being ableist if you go see it.
(please reblog, neurotypical or not)
this is what iâve been trying to say to everyone talking about it in school but of course no one listens.
in a parallel universe, Shrek opened with âOne Weekâ instead of âAll Starâ and weâre all making âitâs BEENâ jokes instead of âsome BODYâ
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reblog if you ARE A JEWISH GIRL, SUPPORT JEWISH GIRLS, or if you like to open NEO NAZISâ WINDOWS and put DOZENS OF ANGRY GEESE IN THEIR HOUSES
good post op
reasons thomas sanders is better than ur fave:
his pranks are harmless and funny
he adds LGBT themes in his vines without making them the punchline
he puts his pronouns in his description, despite being cis, to normalize asking for peopleâs pronouns so people stop assuming gender
heâs hilarious
heâs the only white boy to come from vine that isnât a complete asshole
heâs super nice to fans
heâs as nice irl as he seems
Normalize boys touching eachother without it being sexual. Normalize boys hugging. Normalize boys being affectionate. Normalize boys needing each other. Normalize strong friendships between boys.
hypocrisy of the signs
aries: tells you off for doing somethingâŚthen five seconds later goes and does it
taurus: gets mad at you when you donât share, but refuses to share themselves
gemini: hates when people are rude, but are actually rude themselves
cancer: is clingy as shit, but hates when other people are clingy
leo: hates being blamed for situations, but blames their problems on everyone
virgo: has high expectations for people, but hates when expectations are placed upon them
libra: wants you to play fair, but manipulates the game so they always win
scorpio: wants you to give up all of your secrets, but refuses to let you in
sagittarius: hates when people arenât open-minded, but refuses to see the other side of situations
capricorn: holds grudges for no reason, but gets super sad and angry when you do it
aquarius: preaches equality, but believes theyâre better than others
pisces: berates you for doing something they do all the time
crying males:Â âdisney is destroying star wars with female leadsâ
ârogue one also has a female lead? ughâ
âgreat another mary sueâ
me:
I donât mind if Star Wars has a female lead, as the Star Wars franchise has always been home to strong female characters, I do care if she is another giant Mary Sue like Rey was. Rey was so Mary Sue that it became distracting to the movie. A character with no force training takes down a trained Sith Knight, she flies a freighter designed for two pilots with no help despite the fact she had never left the planet before, and she can also repair said ship with no problem because she had spent years salvaging parts off of a broken star destroyer? The only thing she didnât do was have all of the male characters try to romance her at once and I thank the force for that small concession.
The only good new character in episode 7 was Finn. The rest of the characterization fell flat or was just used to make Rey ascend to Mary Suedom.
anakin built the worlds fastest pod racer and c3po when he was nine
the first time luke flew a spaceship he destroyed the fucking death star.
Kylo Ren: Not a Sith. Not fully trained. Also? Injured by a bowcaster that weâd seen could take out several stormtroopers at a time.Â
Rey: Literally spent all of her downtime flying a flight simulator to the point that it could no longer throw anything at her she couldnât handle. For all kinds of ships. Nor did she solely scavenge star destroyers. She spent her entire life scavenging every imaginable wreck on Jakku, and her survival depended on her learning what ships had what parts and what was valuable. This, while competing with other scavengers, most of them working in teams.Â
Which meant she had to learn how to fight, or else she wouldnât have gotten out of childhood.
Basically, Rey had way more in-canon reasoning to be as good as she was than Luke Skywalker didâwho basically went from never flying much out of atmo to piloting an X-wing under combat conditions and rocking it⌠apparently just because of genetics and the Force. Who then went on, only half-trained, into a fight that even YODA thought he was going to die in, and survived, against a man literally birthed by the Force, trained as both a Jedi AND a Sith, with about 25 years of combat experience under his belt, whereas Luke had had a lightsaber for about 3 years. What a Mary Sue he was, huh?
Rey had more reason to be what she was than Anakin Skywalker, who accidentally wound up in a fighter and accidentally destroyed a droid ship. Anakin who was such a Mary Sue he was LITERALLY A VIRGIN BIRTH. How Mary Sue is THAT?
The creators, in short, HAD TO GIVE REASONS for every single thing Rey knew how to do, because of assholes like this person, who would take any special skill she had as proof that she was a âMary Sueâ just because she was a female character. No one bothered to give those reasons to Luke or Anakin. Because theyâre the hero. OF COURSE they can do the impossible. But Rey? Jesus, what a Mary Sue.
Reblogged for excellent commentary.Â
(Iâd thought the Rey-hating twerp up there was like sixteen, in which case Iâd cut them some slack, but nope turns out theyâre in their 40s.)
DESTROY THEM REY IS MOST REALISTIC NEW JEDI THUS FAR
âI donât mind ifâŚâ I literally spent 38 damn years waiting for Rey, who both onscreen and in the tie-in books was given supporting evidence for every skill she HAS, and you, âDonât mind.â Well I DO MIND. I mind that at 43 years of age, there are still benign ASSHOLES trying to gatekeep not just me, (Iâve been dealing with this shit for 38 years, too. Iâve got a callused soul about it,) but every damn girl and woman who finally feels like sheâs got a door into Star Wars. And thatâs not counting the actual direct, violent abuse we have been and are still being subjected to. I mind that you have the utter privilege to feel like you get to mind or not, like it MEANS something.
We do not exist BY YOUR LEAVE, we are not impossible, magical Mary Sues just because your experience of what we are capable of is so lacking that it boggles your mind that we might be able to do things at all.
every time I see dudes ranting about âall these women leads in Star Warsâ I think of this. and laugh.Â
This is kind of long but holy shit I lost it at this ^ gif
This sums up everything I feel and so so so much more.Â
me online: men are absolutely evil. nothing they do or say can be trusted and they should be avoided at all costs
me at a bar: convincingly fake laughs at a guyâs borat reference because heâs 6â˛4