Rachel Reid really said, "The thing you have to understand about Shane is that he's dumb as hell."
She's so real for that. I'm almost done with the first book, and can confirm. The only things this boy thinks about are dicks and sticks. Full stop.
People need to stop trying to defend Shane's intellectual prowess. Himbos are a very necessary part of the economy. He doesn't need to be able to read his freak flag to fly it.
How dare you say Shane only thinks about dicks and sticks!
He also thinks about fucks and pucks.




















