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“OI! I’ve-a been looking for you all over the place! Wario was in need of the extra hand, someone to help do the dirty work!”

“... granted, Wario hasn’t been here for longest time, but I got-a good reasons, y’see.”

#xwaluigi #once i saw you with da waluigi blog i had to make wario bug em :V #sorry for the hiatus tho oops ;;; seems that there's a good number of mario rp blogs popping up :o

thedefenseiswright-blog

HOLD IT

since these simple promos are easier to make since i’m lazy as hell, figured i’d go about it first

anyway, if you’d like to interact with a phoenix wright blog of the ace attorney series, please like or reblog this post and i’ll give yours a look! careful though, he might start pressing you into a corner. and pointing fingers.

#ooc #shameless self promo #i figured now would be the wright time to rebloob it

Carefully balances a coin on Warios head when he's asleep. It's a gift. A very silly, balanced gift, but still.

Upon waking up after a few days of this ask being sent, he wasted no time in tumbling right over and plopping right onto the ground. Wario was surprised to see that lone coin had dropped alongside him; its scent was unlike any other in his collection (familiarizing himself with his money was indeed a hobby).

“Who’d leave this for-a Wario?” He looked upon it with genuine curiosity, assuming that this wasn’t any misplaced coin by chance.

... well, until another thought popped up.

“... SOMEONE WENT INTO MY QUARTERS WHILE I WAS SLEEPIN’!”

#ask #and he takes it anyway #puffywarrior

freshfreshsalad

#reblog

Wario I wouldn't piss off Rayfa... she and her brother could probably put you to death for blasphemy or something.

“HA! Wario’s not-a scared of em’! Little do people know is that Wario is prepared and knows all about the workings of a kangaroo court.”

“Besides, there’s-a no better attorney than ME! WAHAHA!”

#ask #oh boy if this was before spirit of justice his arse would be one fire #though i doubt apollo or phoenix would take this case :v #Anonymous

Slaps Wario in the face with a blooper. That's what you get for bumping her into that pit during that one race that may or may not have happened.

After getting thwacked with a salty Blooper, his expression was nothing less of annoyed. Naturally, he recalled no such thing of shoving his hapless opponents off the edge (probably because he did it so much).

“... Wario will give you warning before deciding to dine on fried calamari tonight.”

#ask #he acquired a bandage in the process of course #wccmy

“...”

“... Wario notices strong sense of-a dissonance here.”

#musing #this is what i get for having a starter that says to poke his buuuuuuuuuu t t

[ @mochi-inkling liked for a starter! 💰 ]

Never in his life has he seen so much ink in one place, and being chucked every possible way at that. Needless to say, Wario found himself trying to dodge the relentless volley, only getting smacked with new coats of paint every five seconds.

After finding a window to gather his bearings, he’d spend most of the time doing what he did best. Yelling.

“ALRIGHT! WARIO DEMANDS AN EXPLANATION TO WHAT’S-A GOIN’ ON HERE!”

#mochiinkling

[ @koopakitten liked for a starter! 💰]

Wait a minute. That was... was that Bowser? He’s big like Bowser, bears a shape like Bowser, and has a terrifying mug like Bowser. The only difference is that there were more fur this time around in contrast to scales. So much so that it seemed as if he just came face to face with a ginormous furball.

He needed to get to the bottom of this.

“... why the heck are you dressed up as a cat, ya big ole’ lizard!?”

#koopakitten #he missed out on the whole mario 3d world trend #and probably wants a cat suit too :p

prcttylittlcnightmarcs:

“Mere MINUTES passed and you didn’t hear of me?! I’m impressed that you found a rock to hide under so quickly! For I am ONLY talked of by all of the kingdom, along with my brother and his brother! Minutes would be MORE than enough time to hear of me, Stinkbug!”

The people staring at them didn’t seem to bother Rayfa either. It would be a given for a revolutionaire right? And a Princess no less. No doubt people would want to gawk at her.

“Keep your pathetic magazines! Nothing you could give out would be worth even half a penny!”

Wario gasped at her insistence, and overall haughty attitude, about his own products. Oh, quite the contrary on that one! Or at least he’d like to think so, considering everyone else in Diamond City found them appealing (not really considering the chance that they might have been feigning adoration as to not upset the bumbling man).

A smug grin found its way across his face, one so sly as if Rayfa’s words were only mere flies on flypaper.

“Heh. And clearly Miss-a Rayfa Cheerleader doesn’t know who WARIO is! The Wario!”

“Only the greatest video game company executive around, the top of the industry! Also treasure hunter and all-star sports guy extraordinaire. You should-a be lucky that you’ve been graced with the awesomeness that is-a me, a-WARIO!”

TAKE-A THAT!

He had then decided to presented his business card, which was nothing more than a torn piece of paper written on with crayon. “Wario’s budget goes to more important things, y’see.”

#prcttylittlcnightmarcs #wario wario: ace stinkbug #good job rayfa he's got that name tacked on now

freshfreshsalad

#reblog

*Throws colored powder at you then vanishes while cackling like an asshole*

“Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!?”

#ask #*insert photoshop image of wario uppercutting great tiger*#i'm too sleepy to make that image frICK #the-great-tiger-of-mumbai

prcttylittlcnightmarcs:

“!!!!” That was not a smart thing to call Rayfa…

Deep breath…

“SUCH INSOLENCE!!”

People turned to her as she shouted. Seem Gar’an had some influence on her.

“I am PRINCESS RAYFA PADMA KHURA’IN, not some dorky CHEERLEADER!! Have you no respect, you… you… Stinkbug?!” Well, that set the tone for how the rest of this conversation would go.

“Wh-... st-... !?”

“A STINKBUG!?” Typically that shouldn’t offend him, given that he indeed acknowledged his own smelliness (a feat to be proud of, somehow). However, it looked like she was already giving him some beef, so in return, he’d do just the same!

It seems that the shouting didn’t faze him though, considering that he liked shouting too. Lots n’ lots of shouting. Unfortunately it wouldn’t bring anymore lingering eyes away from them.

“How was Wario s’posed to know that!? Wario literally fell from the sky just a few minutes ago!” He folds his arms and huffed to the side. “Now Wario’s reconsidering that subscription deal... “

#prcttylittlcnightmarcs #oh i'm sure they'll be best friends haha #at this rate they'll outdo apollo's chords of steel

prcttylittlcnightmarcs:

“Cease your loud proclaiming!” Hissed the child. “You are not going to be welcome here long if you do not respect the tranquility of this city!” What did this strange little man think he was doing, acting as those he was so exciting and important here? She was the princess, thus she was clearly more important! Yet his drawing attention to himself was not only annoyingly loud, it was also disturbing to everyone involved!

“Not-a welcome here? HA! Wario welcomes himself anywhere if-a Wario so pleases!” Clearly he didn’t grasp the humble peace of this kingdom -- a much different land than the Mushroom Kingdom. And of course, the whole talk of its revered Holy Mother from the fellow townspeople didn’t exactly register either (nor would he particularly care).

“What are ya s’posed to be anyway? Some sorta dorky cheerleader?”

#prcttylittlcnightmarcs #lmao using rayfa is perfect #two angry little people

[ @datevilspacecrow liked for a starter! 💰 ]

Oh, just great.

Apparently having Waluigi pose as a scarecrow wasn’t enough to fend off the dang birds from swooping in to nab from his precious garlic fields. And what’s more, he came face to face with a giant crow in a full-body spacesuit! What’d next, a giant worm in a spacesuit who has a puppy sidekick he deems ‘fuzz buddy’?

“HEY, HEY!”

“You-a better not be thinkin’ of stealing from Wario too! I’m-a gonna have to charge you 100 coins a piece!”

#datevilspacecrow

[ @derpychocho liked for a starter! 💰]

#derpychocho #you don't rp anymore tho :|

[ @prcttylittlcnightmarcs liked for a starter! 💰 ]

“WAHAHA! Look alive, chumps, cause-a Wario’s here!” He made his presence known by leaping off the nearest platform. But instead of sticking a smooth landing, Wario landed right on his big nose. Of course, that didn’t seem to faze him as he quickly stood back up.

“Now then! For what reason is Wario called upon today?”

“Perhaps you are interested in filling out a lifetime subscription of WARIO POWER MAGAZINES!”

#prcttylittlcnightmarcs

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