dick &

balls

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On the bus, there was some boomer yellin bs about pride month. Someone called him a clam slammer. New slur for cis homophobes

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I just want to understand and be understood. Freezing hell would be easier.

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Gender affirming jeanits. And i live by that.

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I can't get and abortion

I can't get healthcare

But that don't really matter

Because I'm a united state's citizen

And i can drive a tractor 🚜 💖🥀

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I don't know if there's anyone other than myself who will find the following statement helpful. CRC ®️ Brake cleaner is terribly effective at cleaning melted butter. Thats no surprise but I don't think those 2 things were ever meant to cross paths. Please don't ask why or how I came to this realization.

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Be toyota.

Sell pickup trucks to armed militias.

Armed militias are more effective fighters as a result

Causes the usa (who else) to spend more on on their own military in an attempt to suppres said militias.

This boosts usa's economy.

Americans buy more cars, more... toyotas....

Profit.

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Glosette peanuts + Glosette raisins =

∴ I am a basic bitch. leave me to my trailmix.

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Hang on man hangon. They (glosette) got almonds now. Ooohh we's in business. Algebra!

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This is gatherer erasure! And I will not stand for it! Lol.

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I hate learning things on the Internet. It's like turning over a rock and finding cockroaches underneath it. and then, before you've even had time to process your vile discovery, some dick comes around and tells you that if you turn over the cockroaches you cand find more roaches underneath them too, and maybey even some house centipedes mixed in there too.

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Er'body talkin about ancient grease and shit. Mis me with that, catch me in modern era full synthetic lubricant.

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ADHD is one hell of a drug, I left my room in search of my phone and in my brain fog returned 20 min later, grilled cheese in hand. I had to make butter for this damn sandwich because I was out of butter but still have some heavy cream. I returned to my room and it was only when I began adding ketchup to my plate that I realised I was still down 1 phone and had made a sandwich while looking for it. My phone was 2m away on my bed BTW. I need a nap I think

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Wow, not all fascists are fucking pricks

[mechadogcentral-deactivated2017]

Sounds like someone needs to talk to a bayonet

[kafka-esquire]

Hell is any world in which you even once have to read the words “not all fascists”.

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Oh don't be so sure, not all fascists are safe from these hands. In fact most of them could expect to receive a good walloping in the near future. Intact how about instead of kick a ginger day we have kick a fascist day on November 20th. Go down to your local fascist and absolutely wangdoodle on em until you satiated.

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The advirtisers using the blaze function are playing with fire, can't wait until someone uses it to promote things like controversial fan fics or someone revives a tumbler porn account and decides to blaze the post.

I would love to blaze this post and see it being used to advertise a political campaign.

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How much ketchup can you put in the spaghetti until the italianos notice. Do it like putting a frog in cold water and letting it heat up.

I'll start with 1 tbsp. And I'll add 1 more tbsp in every new batch of sauce. Then I'll shock em with the original recipe and die of laughter as I watch them writhe in withdrawal.

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How to guys like garlic and onions know how to happen twice? You put an onion seed in tha ground and I turn into a tiny onion set, and if you let it sleep in until next year I turns into a big onion. And that big onion has a flower on top that turns into more onion seeds. And then there is those fucken walking onions. Which is much like a regular onion but the stem breaks and the onion flower with all the seeds fall a few cetemeters from the old onion and it does that every year so the onion is never growing in the same place.

So those onion know how to do three thing. Grow twice and strut its stuff to exactly 30ish cm away so it can grow next 2 times.

Wtf, literally smarter than me.

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Get it, cause its supposed to be punkin and spise.

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Miss me with that "metal gear, solid" shit. Fuck it! metal gear liquid ( it took laxatives)