A Villainess-in-Training

The nerdy obsessions of a Vancouver girl, random musings, or just stuff I think is neat. Not much to really expect, but I really hope you enjoy your stay!

[madisonletoast-blog]

Wowee, looking back at the last couple of years on here, I was a total piece of shit haha 

[madisonletoast-blog]

Yo, what did I miss?

[madisonletoast-blog]

Has anyone ever noticed that "art" and "fart" are extremely close together?

[dooptown]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

[pocketwithfrog]

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

[jalathas]

[solarsquared]

what in the pure fuck

[eholaura]

HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!

[relahvant]

"we don’t have a gun problem" they said

[madisonletoast-blog]

Why don't these people have police officers shooting them down?

[biteythevillain]

TIME 4 ANOTHER GIVEAWAY

w my billz finally paid off i figure doin a loot crate would be nice - if yall dunno what loot crate is, it’s basically a little box that comes in every month with some neato little nerdy toys/gadgets/tshirts.

1ST Prize will be a 6 month worth of Loot Crate

2ND prize will be 3 months of Loot Crate

3RD prize will be one month, one box, of Loot Crate.

Just like last giveaway, reblogs and likes will get ur chances in. Followers will get a bonus gift, either an extra tshirt (a SPOOKY theme), some Halloween candy, or a personal pick outta my horror movie collection. (U can choose outta the three- that way if u don’t like scary movies, u can opt for a shirt or 10$ worth of candy)

Winners must be okay with giving me their address and shirt sizes- this is stuff they ask for on the site for the boxes.

Lets end this giveaway on HALLOWEEN.

GOOD LUCK.

[ask-team-violet]

((Like this,i guess))

[madisonletoast-blog]

why dont you post much anymore? please come back!

Hello Anon! This is actually a very good question with a couple of kinda complicated answers, really. I'll try to give some simple summations though, cause it really does need to be explained.

1. My life is kinda crazy. There's so much stuff going on in my life that I just don't have time to devote to clever jokes, pictures, or discussions about dumb 90's cartoons. Between work, acting, content-creating, etc etc, tumblr is usually the very last thing on my mind.

2. I have it set on my phone that tumblr doesn't use mobile data. As I mentioned, I always seem to be on the go, and when I'm out of the house, I use my phone to keep in touch with Facebook, Twitter, and even YouTube. But tumblr seems to eat up mobile data like it's going out of style. I don't wanna pay extra data fees, so I have that set to not work over mobile, only wifi. So I don't access it as much as I do other social media sites.

3. I just don't seem to be a big fan of tumblr any more. Originally, it was a good way to talk to my really close friends, and share some deep thoughts and even document my life as it was happening in real time. However, the community at large became something that I could not stand, as does most large bodies on the internet. You can avoid looking at YouTube comments, and you can unfriend shitty people on Facebook, but these people will always be there on tumblr. I've tried to stick to the mantra that I wouldn't follow anyone that got me upset, but no matter where I turned or who I followed, everyone seemed to turn the same. Hateful, hurtful, self-righteous, etc. etc.

The reason I still have this tumblr "active", so to speak, is because it provides an alternate way for people to get a hold of me. But as I see now, it is only misleading and, although I may return some day, I don't think it will be soon. 

So if any of my followers want to get a hold of me, shoot me a message and I'll be glad to work something out over other social media or what have you.

Forever yoursAuntie Maddi XOXO

[cyaninstant]

Cat-astrophe

[jezmm]

[totalstarkid]

Can someone please explain this picture to me?

[dragons-age]

A merman awaits his monster hunter lover for a night of forbidden passion.

[madisonletoast-blog]

That's Danny Sexbang, you buncha butts!

God's greatest gift to mankind!

[madisonletoast-blog]

I followed you by accident but your blog is cool so I am here to stay for now at least amigo hola

oh wow hi hello wowee

my blog is cool. now no one can deny that

[daxdraggon]

-heavy breathing- YES. 

[madisonletoast-blog]

Is Zombie an Ace Attorney character now?

[imgfave]

[missmirandaaraee-deactivated201]

THIS COULDNT BE MORE TRUE

[communismkills]

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

[madisonletoast-blog]

I want to thank the OP for making this.

I've always felt I've not fit in to tumblr because the tumblr mentality drives me up a freaking wall. And now I know why.

I don't want to sound condescending or patronizing, but I can't seem to turn off my brain when I come on here and am stuck in the real world.

And I think that's something more people should bring to tumblr when they log on.

[rifa]

I’d really love some GREY prompts

I need practice using those characters in full narrative writing, I probably wont post anything but if you’d like to help me out shoot me some stuff to think about and stretch the writing muscles

[rifa]

do this or else I have to work on my resume

[madisonletoast-blog]

no. work on your resume

[madisonletoast-blog]

My Reflection

I look in the mirror. Three seconds. I can keep constant eye contact with my reflection for Three seconds.

My family knows who I am My family knows what I am I have no degree No qualifications No clout The only proof I can provide that I am who I am Is to say that I'm the one feeling what I feel So I sit through another dinner Son Sport Matt I look in the mirror Two Seconds I can keep constant eye contact with my reflection for Two seconds

I miss them Those that I lost For being who I was Friends who I've hurt And it hurts to know I've hurt them I'm not proud, and I've grown Changed I plead, scream, cry I'm better now, please believe me!!! But I'm still a pariah Hated because I was who I was And not who I am The scars of the shadow of the former me hurt But it doesn't compare to losing them

I look in the mirror One second I can hold constant eye contact with my reflection for  One second

My body hates me And not in the way you'd imagine Everything I put in Supposed life-sustaining manna Feels like is being rejected But my body By me I'm nauseous after every meal Every drink is a gamble I feel horrible when I'm hungry Even worse when I eat And I think Perhaps it's a defence mechanism Against living

I look in the mirror And take a swing at the person looking back at me A stranger in my house And as I tend to my crimson coated fist I wish I could spill more And maybe escape the stranger Staring back at me

[constantpains]

No sleep for me.

[madisonletoast-blog]

What a fucking gorgeous cutie

[cramp]

my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much