Madison Nicole McCarthy

|| Madison Nicole McCarthy || || Twenty-Five Years Old || || Twin and Sister || I was on Broadway as the original Zoe in Dear Evan Hansen, and I'm McAfee Westbrook on The Politician.

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Madison ✉ Artie

ARTIE: Please tell me it was at least a glass door

ARTIE: Do you have a lump on your head M? this is what happens when I leave you alone for too long

ARTIE: No, not really. I am talking to you beyond the grave. How dare you not talk in my funeral?

MADISON: It was. I was checking a game on my phone and BAM!

MADISON: I don't have a lump on my head, luckily! This is why I need a minder, honestly.

MADISON: DANGIT! I knew there was something I was missing. How dare I not be the key speaker and be able to wax poetic about how wonderful my amazing friend is!!

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Madison ✉ Rachel

Rachel: Is there an easier way to make bells? Because the turnips option just seems not economically efficent.

MADISON: Honestly it's really not.

MADISON: You can shake trees for money, or fish, or catch bugs, or sell furniture you've made and crafting materials too.

MADISON: I'm just impatient.

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Madison ✉ Artie

ARTIE: Are you still alive?

MADISON: OOF. That depends on what you mean by alive.

MADISON: I am here though??? I did walk into a door and survived, if that's what you mean.

MADISON: ARE YOU???

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Madison ✉ Sebastian

MADISON: Do you think ghosts can be tap-dancers?

MADISON: I mean like, do you think they can make as much noise as a tap-dancer, or do you think one of my neighbors has taken up tap classes and is just REALLY BAD at it?

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Madison ✉ Rachel

Rachel: So wait, you have to purchase turnips to get bells?

Rachel: What kind of racket is this?!

MADISON: No no no okay so basically the turnips are like the stock market

MADISON: STALK MARKET

MADISON: Anyway, so you can buy and sell other stuff and there's other ways to make bells, but like, the turnips are one way to do it.

MADISON: BUT it's hard to do that when the prices are CONSTANTLY lower than when you buy them!

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Madison ✉ Rachel

Rachel: This is what's wrong with a capitalist economy! And supply and demand! And...

Rachel: Have I made it seem like I went to college yet?

MADISON: Yes! To both of those answers, yes. Especially when I at first forgot what capitalist means.

MADISON: But I mean, I feel like between her and Nook, they've got a racket going on where they make sure you can never get ahead!

MADISON: I don't even NEED THESE TURNIPS! I just want the bells!!

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Madison ✉ Rachel

MADISON: Why is it that I wake up to turnip prices that are ONLY 64 FREAKING BELLS?

MADISON: I had to buy them at 106!!!!

MADISON: WHAT KIND OF ECONOMY IS THIS

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1000milesofdirt​:

Okay serious time, I can’t believe you ran into a door for a GAME but it’s okay, sis, don’t worry like people will get over it super quick. Besides, like mom and dad always say, “no press is bad press!”

While we’re talking about me, though, can I just say I’m crazy excited to be now starring as Prince Ferdinand after previously, and self-sacrificingly accepting the role of Mariner #2, in the Tempest. We’re only doing two shows and it’s sort of underground, but like, you know, it’s still a pretty big deal.

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I don’t like serious time. I wasn’t doing it on purpose, Miles! I was just distracted because I thought there was a super rare item on the game and I wanted to grab it, but turns out it was not a super rare item and therefore I didn’t need it and THEN THE DOOR WAS THERE. I’m sure it’s going to make people laugh more than anything so I don’t really care, honestly. But yes! No press is bad press, so it works out in the end.

You’re adorable, and I’m proud of you. The fact that you even get to do it is a big deal, and so I know that you’ll do the best. I’m excited for you, really. And, besides we are princes and princesses, yes? Kidding, of course, but still.

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dearjacobsamuel​:

Same screenname as my twitter and IG. Watch and enjoy, I’m a fucking delight. I would hope good excitement too, because as far as I can tell it is. Gallons huh? How much time does she spend in the rabbit hole? I might be casting a little judgement.

I’m not convinced.

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I’ll be the judge of that. You really think you’re a fucking delight, huh? I mean, I’d hope it would be, but you never know! You’re not allowed to judge her, she’s super nice and you’ll make her cry, and I’m pretty sure you don’t want to make someone cry. What’s the recommended daily intake of water?

Of course you’re not. Just wait until I see you again.

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imcooperjames​:

My absolute spoon of a brother thinks I’m a Gryffindor. I’m fucking livid. Nobody talk to me.

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1000milesofdirt​:

MADISON NICOLE! Of course I sent him a get well soon basket. It’s the right thing to do, especially with people watching. Oh, he’s okay and everything besides a few broken ribs, but he still can’t perform which is why I will do my absolute best with my new role in his honor. 

Now what’s this I hear about you running into a door? Is, like, an homage to me or something? Because you know, I totally did the same thing like a few months ago.

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NOOOO NOT THE MIDDLE NAME how rude!!!

Miles! It’s the right thing to do regardless. I’m glad to hear that he’s okay, and I hope you do as well as I know you will. Let me know when and I’ll come see a show, okay? I want to see!

UGH. I can not believe they actually reported on that. I was checking on one of my games and I completely missed that the door was closed and BAM and OW. It was so not meant to be a homage, but apparently it runs in the family at this point, yeah?

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hartlessaaron​:

I must be in the shoves you away category then. Alternatively, they do it so people spend more time on the app just to spite the videos that tell you to get off.

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It’s cool, it happens. Nothing is going to be everyone’s cup of tea. Or coffee... or whatever drink because that does it too. Oof. That makes sense! I mean, I like to do that, so obviously. I’d laugh if there was an app that was legit just like, too much time spent on here, shutting down for three hours to give you a break.

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imcooperjames​:

My sad days are filled with vine compilations. 

I’ll be over some night next week, you can teach me some of it as I’m an arm down. I feel like Bucky Barnes. We can definitely tackle a dance, watch that pop off, we’ll take over this platform with just one video. Fuck the renegade. 

Finally, someone notices my intelligence. 

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Vine compilations are truly the best pick me up when you’re sad.

Alright, Bucky. I’ll do my best to teach you as best I can without you needing the other arm. We can take over and be suddenly the next big thing on tiktok, along with everything else. Take over the world, yes?

You are very intelligent and those who don’t see it are sad. Maybe they need vine compilations.

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theoneandonlyhunter​:

Given the opportunity, I would personally choose youtube. Less cringe and more likely to actually end up watching something that you’ll enjoy. Of course you see it like that. Though I can’t blame you. I probably would as well. Do I need to respond that? I think we both know what the answer is. Cute, little animals on tiktok aside, how have you been, Mads?

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Yes, but also then you have to consciously click to the next video you want to watch, and there’s no surprise as you’re scrolling to find something you didn’t realize you’d like! It’s like a present you’re opening! Please don’t respond to that, I know exactly what your answer will be, mister. I have been great! What about you, huh?

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sebastiansmytheofficial​:

Good idea, as neither of us know when something like this will happen again. Remind me at the year mark and we can celebrate together. Is this you asking me to provide you with a thirst trap? Why, Miss McCarthy, what kind of gentleman do you think I am? I hope that, by now, you’ve managed to master quick swiping to avoid further sullying your eyes with those unfavorable videos. Your wish is my command. Did you happen to have a certain breed in mind?

That is the difference between an actual celebrity and someone merely attempting to get a brief glimpse at fame. When you’re in the limelight, you don’t need to resort to such measures. Which is quite fortunate for you and I.

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When or if, truly. I’ll make sure we can have a grand celebration on the one year anniversary! Sebastian! Me? Asking for a thirst trap? Who do you think I am? I’ve seen enough! Also, yes, I’m a master swiper at this point, fingers at the speed of light to get past those unsavory videos.

YES! Oh my gosh. I actually was looking at bernese mountain dogs, because they’re super cute and all.

True, that makes sense. I’d hope I’d never have to resort to measures such as that. I don’t think I could do it, honestly.

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midwestxsuperjohn​:

I love the scent of coconut. I also wouldn’t mind lavender. Really, just … anything that smells fresh and nice, that’s not Phoenix or Aggression, or whatever other stupid names they give men’s deodorant. 

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Those both sound like good choices! Honestly, now I just want to know how they know what Phoenix or Aggression smells like. Who comes up with those things? We should have a word with them. See what’s going on in their heads.

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dearjacobsamuel​:

I’d like to say entertaining but I’m sure the idea that I post at all is embarrassing to some. But it’s fun, and their reaction when I duet, the best. Even comments have them going crazy, and I’m all about that world. I hope your friend hydrates too, it’s important.

Well … you were going to ask…

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Now I need to go find it and judge for myself, to be honest. I can only imagine how excited they get to see duets and comments from you! Hopefully all good excitement. I’ll be sure to tell my friend that the gallons of water are good then, and she’s making sure to stay hydrated.

T h e o r e t i c a l l y, Jacob!