Anyone else pleasantly surprised that they’re still alive…?

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@madnesstomymethod
Anyone else pleasantly surprised that they’re still alive…?
Seems she just gave herself six feet JUST so she could wear 3 pairs of mismatched crocs everywhere. She puts her hands near her face and sticks out her tongue in a rude gesture- You can get her to be ‘fashionable’ over her cold, dead body.
“Fun fact about Draconequi like me; ALL of our bodily fluids are highly addictive narcotics! From saliva to sweat to blood to tears to our sexual juices, even; They’re all powerful drugs that have zero harmful side effects upon ingestion. The only way they could kill you is if ya DROWNED in ‘em- If they’re given WILLINGLY, anyways. And withdrawal from ‘em is NASTY after you’ve made it a habit. But so long as ya don’t go overboard, and you get it from one of us who WANTED to give it, ya shouldn’t have a SINGLE problem with any of it.”
“That being said, if they’re taken without consent, they turn NASTY toxic, and tend to twist the reciever’s body into an amorphous flesh-blob, if it doesn’t just kill ya outright as soon as it enters your bloodstream. There’s rumors that imbibing enough will give ya powers or turn ya into one of us; But this ain’t true in the slightest. Don’t let anybody fool ya- And for the love of all that’s enjoyable in the universe, don’t BUY it from anybody. The only way you should be getting any is straight from one of us. Those sick fucks who try and make a business outta selling draconequus fluids deserve to be WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE. Besides, they can mix it with all sorts of other nasty shit, and that never ends well.”
“Anyways, that’s all I had to say for now!~ See y’all around.”
—— && ;; madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin
this-aint-no-place-fcr-no-hero:
No…Revenge is….you know what? I think I can allow myself to slip for T H I S….Their called the “H-bros”. Dunno why but that’s what their called. Oh. And don’t worry too much about causing damage…I have That aaaaall planned out…ahah!
*Somthing about Cy seems…Wrong. This isn’t like any other situation…His mental state seems to be only ever so tightly held together…A lot like pandora’s state when she…Well…You know what I mean*
“... Y’know, I’d tell ya to be careful, but lord knows BOTH of us are well aware that’s not gonna happen. You ALMOST sound like ME when I get REALLY pissed- And I know for a fact that there’s no stopping either of us when we get like that. So instead, I’m just gonna say good luck...”
Pannie slides up right beside him (As if she wasn’t close enough already) and puts her arms around him for a bit, with a quick pat on the back, nuzzling her cheek against his for a bit before breaking off, standing in front of Cy with a mock military outfit, and giving him a salute.
“Give ‘em hell, Cy. And don’t you dare die on me- Alright?”
*Cy-mun faces pandora.*
Try being Fucking ball gagged,tied down,blindfolded and cuffed…WHILE WEARING THE SQUID SISTER MARIE’S SCHOOL CLOTHES! AND THEN,HAVE THAT POSTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA! DO YOU WONDER NOW WHY IT DOES NOT PHASE ME?!
“Kinky.”
She rolls her eyes in what is hopefully portrayed as a joking matter, and then gets considerably more serious- A spiral stream of energy slowly winds its way around her arm, starting at her fingertip and enveloping her limb in a cone-like pattern- It gets more intense as time goes on.
“So who’s the one responsible? I’m gonna make sure they pay DEARLY for this.”
sometimes suffering is just suffering it doesn’t build character it doesn’t make you stronger it just h u r t s
this-aint-no-place-fcr-no-hero:
*And Cy-mun chugs that shit down like it’s nothing. It minigates the shit that he’s been through if only barely*
Holy shit…That’s tough stuff…Heh…Thanks pannie. I know I can always count on you. Even during some twisted shit.
*You an practically feel his negative aura…With a tinge of…Embarrassment?*
Does it hurt when you do that?
“Yep- Draconequus blood tends to get anybody in the universe downright smashed. I gave it to ya willingly, though, so unlike a great deal of others across the many galaxies I’ve been through, YOU don’t have to worry about getting your parts all scrambled up and turning into a shifty mess.”
“Well, I mean, it doesn’t hurt when I, PERSONALLY, do it- I mean, if somebody ELSE were to do it, it’d probably hurt, and I’d probably hurt them back, as you know I would, but like I said, I’m offering you this stuff willingly.”
“Still, doesn’t look like it’s fazing you much, which surprises me quite a bit- Must’ve been some pretty fucked-up shit ya went through for even THAT to not get rid of it all.”
( @this-aint-no-place-fcr-no-hero ) “Well, I mean, business as unusual and all. Nothing too out of the extraordinary; Say, If the bleach isn’t doin’ it for ya, lemme give that stuff you’re drinkin’ now a special kick, eh?”
Dragging a claw along her own arm, she takes a bit of blood from herself and gathers it in a cup, handing it to Cy to put in his CURRENT drink.
“That stuff’s quite possibly the most ludicrously effective alcoholic/narcotic substance the universe will ever know- If you can down toxins without breakin’ a sweat, then this stuff should just BARELY not kill you outright. Whatever’s troublin’ ya, it’ll put it WELL behind you, that I promise.”
Hey pannie? Do you by any chance have any spare gallons of bleach lying around?
“Cy, I ALWAYS have spare bleach around. Here, have a couple bottles. Drink to your heart’s content. Granted, it’s gonna be a whole lot different for YOU than it is for ME, what with my physiology and such... Ah, well. Either way, help yourself!”
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“Y’know, I’ve never really been one for Valentine’s day. You’d think I’d be all over it, what with all the chocolate and color and affection and such, but in all reality, I think that stuff like that should happen ANYTIME, when the people involved want to show their love for each other, and not just be constrained to one day. Besides, I’d rather have a WEEK of passion during winter or fall than one DAY of passion in February. I just don’t think there should be a holiday set aside for this thing. Never really seemed right to me.”
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You’ve been spottteddd!
*LOUD EXAGGERATED GASP.*
“Have I? By whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny? Do tell, I’ve been bored for FAR too long. I’d welcome the company!”
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q: can you be stopped
a: absolutely not
please stop asking if theres any way to stop me theres not
im literally getting billions and billions of asks begging for a way to stop me and I’m sorry its literally impossible I won’t quit and I won’t die
A sickening, toothy grin dawns on Pannie’s face; All the white has drained out of her eyes, and she’s doing a half-giggle, half-cackle that would make anybody’s spine shiver.
“so she makes a living out of hunting cartoons, does she?” “she so much as touches the wrong toon, and she’s in for a world of retribution.”