Bimbo facts #1
The harder it gets for you to think, the easier it gets for you to make cocks hard

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Bimbo facts #1
The harder it gets for you to think, the easier it gets for you to make cocks hard
Normalise becoming dumb. Normalise feeling dumb. Normalise acting dumb. Normalise sounding dumb. Normalise looking dumb. Normalise being dumb.
Normalise saying you're dumb. Normalise hearing you're dumb. Normalise your friends, strangers... everyone knowing you're dumb.
It's normal for you now, and you're really fucking dumb.
Keep a notebook to record all the ditziest things you do. Then read it back to yourself regularly and edge to how stupid you're becoming.
I -love- this idea!
How do I empty my head? Using poor spelling on purpose the way so many bimbo blogs do is too fake for me, but I want to be a good doll.
I've waited a couple days to answer this because I wanted to make sure I had time to give this a fully thought out response.
First, I think we need to address why so many of the bimbo blogs do the poor spelling and "dumb speak". Basically, it comes back to the "fake it 'til you make it" idea. By forcing themselves to write that way, it trains their mind to think that way, since anything you do regularly will start to influence your thought patterns. So it's likely to feel very fake when you start, but that may change over time.
That said, I'm not saying everyone has to do it or even should do it. Everyone is different, and for some people it may be so out of character for them that it can be distracting and/or detract (take away) from their bimbo development. And that's okay; those people will just need to find other methods of training themselves to be more empty-headed.
But that's why I pointed out the "why" of the behavior; what you need to do is find activities that train yourself to be dumber than you are now. There's so many options out there that I'm sure I couldn't begin to think of them all, but I'll try to list a few that will hopefully give you some ideas of things you can try.
Self ideation: This one is kind of a big concept, and is really just restating the last paragraph, but some people may need it stated this way. For this, just imagine how a more empty-headed version of yourself might act, and make yourself start acting that way. It operates a bit like the concept of using a mirror to hypnotize someone; you tell them to imagine the person in the mirror being in whatever state you're trying to bring about, and because their mind recognizes that the person in the mirror is their self, it starts applying the imagined states to their self.
Change your inputs: What you watch or read will influence what you think about. As the media you consume gets less substantial, so will what you think about, and so your thoughts will follow.
Stop looking things up: If you don't know something, start getting comfortable with just not knowing. Don't look it up on Google. If it really seems like something you need to know, you can ask someone else. Just don't rely on your own capacity for learning or knowing things.
Say it out loud: Talk about how dumb you are, to yourself and to others. The more you say it, the more true you make it. People will begin to assume it's true about you, and treat you as if you're as dumb as you say you are. The more they believe it and treat you like it's true, the easier it is for you to believe it's true.
Question your memory: Even if you think you know something, stop and ask yourself if you're really 100% sure about that. At first, you probably will be. But the more you act as if you doubt your memory or knowledge, the easier it will be to start really doubting it. You can do this when talking to others also by regularly throwing in "maybe" or "at least I think so" or "I think?" or "or something like that" or other things like that. The less sure you sound about it, the less you and others expect it to be true.
So there's a couple ideas. Feel free to come up with your own. I'm sure other bimbos will add on their own silly ideas.
Relaxing at the beach
You really want to hit it off with the ladies?
Forget about the gym. Nobody cares about your car. Your stock portfolio can eat a bag of dicks.
What do ladies really want?
I have two words for you, scrub:
MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE BOARD
Girls get stupid when the cheese board comes out. Give her one of those fancy-ass cheese knives and her panties are on the floor in five minutes. It’s fucking science, bro.
You want her to come back up to your place? She’s making excuses? She’s got an early morning? She’s feeling tired? Okay sweetheart, whatever you say, just a shame cause I’ve got this gorgeous cheese board up there all on my own. Hard cheese, soft cheese, crackers, fresh cut fruit… What’s that? Charcuterie? Oh bitch you better believe it’s got charcuterie. Prosciutto like you wouldn’t believe. I even got a little naughty and threw some smoked salmon on there, cause I know you’re a dirty girl.
What’s that? You can come over after all? That’s what I thought. Fifteen minutes later she’s full of smoked ham, gruyere, and your dick.
You’re fucking welcome, scrubs.
I mean, it’s supposed to be a joke. But 100%. You put delicious food in front of me, and you could probably get me into a damn cage without me so much as blinking. Someone who knows their food >>> someone who doesn’t.
Make her answer 'stupid' to every question
What's your name? Stupid
What should I call you? Stupid
How do you look? Stupid
How do you feel? Stupid
What do you want to be? Stupid
What do people think of you? Stupid
What do I think of you? Stupid
What do you think you are? Stupid
What are your ambitions? Stupid
What's your personality? Stupid
What's your future? Stupid
How does your pumped up suckhole make you look? Stupid
How do you want it to make you look? Stupid
What will other people think when they look at you? Stupid
How does Daddy make you feel? Stupid
How would you describe yourself? Stupid
How does Daddy like you? Stupid
What are good girls? Stupid
What are you? Stupid
gifted kid burnout things that no one seems to talk about:
the raw panic of hearing about your potential, positive or negative
a weird brand of imposter syndrome where you genuinely think you’ve fluked your way through every success and you’re gonna be Exposed as a Fraud
never having learned how to study and having no idea where to start now that you need to
reading college level books as a kid but being basically illiterate now
dismissing your struggles as irrelevant because other people have it harder and i should be smart enough to handle this
feeling like you’ve lost all control over your life (maybe manifesting into depression, anxiety and disordered eating in a grasp for control over something)
being unable to decide on a career path because you could have had everything, only to watch those opportunities disappear as you fail to commit
Not so loud, please. Fuck...
I cringe when I see people talking about how they were "gifted kids" but some (all?) of these do hit home. Adding my dad's opinion that I don't need therapy/a therapist because I'm "so smart that I can easily figure out my issues myself" 👀
And ppl still ask why I find it peaceful to be dumb+cute
Reblogging this because it probably resonates with like 90% of my female followers.
Just because you're blessed with the ability to do everything doesn't mean you can't also be cursed with anxiety that makes it impossible to do anything.
If this sounds like a deep dark hole that you're stuck in, try to remember that the first step to getting out is to stop beating yourself up about what you should have done or should be capable of and focus on where you are and what you need. Make immediate and tangible improvements to your life, no matter how small they are, and don't let yourself get overwhelmed by the scale of your problems or feelings. You climb a mountain one step at a time so focus on the next step, not the mountain.
Wait, I just realised I'm giving advice to girls, so it'll work better if I speak to you in Disney memes:
I've been building a list of old blog post subjects I want to revisit and this one is definitely getting added. If you think you're the only gifted burnout finger-blasting her brain to mulch over degradation porn, you're deeply and tragically wrong.
Empty your head, paint your nails, and be the bimbo you want to be 💅
Empty your head, gloss your lips, and be the bimbo you want to be 👄
Empty your head, dye your hair, and be the bimbo you want to be 👱🏾♀️
Empty your head, practice your giggle, and be the bimbo you want to be 💖
Empty your head, wear more pink, and be the bimbo you want to be 🎀
Empty your head, wear false lashes, and be the bimbo you want to be ❇️
Empty your head, wear a tiny skirt, and be the bimbo you want to be 👯
Empty your head, put on a crop top, and be the bimbo you want to be 👕
Empty your head, get a pair of huge hoop earrings, and be the bimbo you want to be ✨
Empty your head, open your mouth, and be the bimbo you want to be 💋
Empty your head, practice your mantras, and be the bimbo you want to be 🌟
Empty your head, drool on your tits, and be the bimbo you want to be 🤤
Facial expressions you need:
Open mouth
Good dolls open their mouths and their minds