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❝ try & you try & you try yet again but you'll never believe in the lie that you bred. try & you try & you try yet again, just to RUN to the sky, but the sky's at an end. i can see the picture, i can see the SAINT that's always stuck inside the s i n n e r . . . ❞

[samflewaway-deactivated20211001]

[maehq]

j-ane:

i’ll give you that, for about .005 seconds i thought you might have a secret from me. hey i wouldn’t blame you if you did, i mean i’m great for keeping secrets honestly but drinking party? it wasn’t really a drinking party, i was at the New Years Eve party and then hungover for two days straight so i don’t think it’s been a party that other people weren’t invited to or anything because there were a lot of people there. since when am i hooking you up with people? i thought that was your job to do for me. 

That’s all that I need .005 seconds to make you think that? Well I wonder all the things that I can make you wonder about within that. I guess your special and all of that -- my best friend per say, it’s hard to keep my comments away from you especially when I’m in a crappy mood  and you do the same to me. I went to the party and my only question is why the fuck I never saw you there. we could have a drink together and been hung over together. I mean is there any better way to be? I don’t think so.. I’m ashamed.  you scratch my back and I scratch yours this is how it goes. did you not even realize this? I thought our friendship was totally 1000 % but i guess not.  you owe me a drink and a hug.

[maehq]

dwduchovny:

Me? Iconic? You flatter me. I just got lucky. I think you should, just saying. I don’t know why people spend so much money on press tours when all they need is a soundbite saying “check this thing out to find out more about it”. Easy. Could save millions.

 Is there any better word to describe you? I don’t think that it’s possible. can’t think of anything better, so I suppose you’ll have to live with it. I’m sorry I can’t stop laughing at like maybe your favorite book becomes a series and you are like ... hopefully we get some spoilers and you get a little ad of a audio voice saying ‘ want to know more? just buy the damn book! ‘  and I can just seem random faces being like what the actual fuck?!!! probably could, maybe you should get your marketing team on to this trend before it becomes big!!

[maehq]

LAUREN:

What if i just kept quoting you, handed you the book and it was just a whole hardback of our conversations ?? I promise though, i love your beautiful face.  & I expect a full “sos” message from him soon. Don’t torture him too much, poor kid might have nightmares. You don’t even have to say anything, it could just be a look and then the waterworks start flowing. This is why i always refush to watch any sad movies around you, unless were drinking….but that’s always a gamble. Awww, thank you. I mean, majority would probably think i was joking and some may find it exciting in a thrilling way, i’ll try it out.

  Hm...I would possibly bawl my eyes out because we have such weird conversations and people would be judging us a little bit. I feel like people don’t recognize sometimes there are weirder stuff to talk about. He already told me he had a night mare of being stuck in a chair and chained to it. I’m like what kind of girl do you think  I am? I’m just cautious okay? i would put paper all over the place to collect it all and burn it first of all. I’m teasing okay? I would never but you guys think me watching that is bad sometimes. this is a mood, we don’t even need sad movies to start crying but like I don’t mind hugging you like a lot. I hope you know that because you are like my best friend or whatever psh. I’m not getting emotional over here at all.  drinking makes everything either really good or really bad. that’s usually how it goes. I’d support you either joking or not. you  have been stuck with me for years. I thought we knew this!! 

[maehq]

j-ane:

you have secrets from me? i call bullshit. you tell me everything, i cannot believe that you keep anything from me. i am hungover still from the new years i think, i’m still drinking, just trying to taper off because i’m afraid if i stop all at once the full collective hangover will kill me. it’s been a while that i’ve been that drunk. you know i love pushing your buttons, Mae! bro let’s go stalk my neighbors, it sounds like fun! one of them is really hot!

Fuck, okay maybe I tried to trick you into think that I had big secrets if you will but I bet a part of you wondered there for a moment. I feel that I wish I went more out with these new year plans. why didn’t you invite me to this freaking drinking party you apparently had. I’m not mad -- just disappointed in you not inviting me to this thing. you know you do it so well, i love to hate it but love you anyways. shit does the hot one of them have any friends around you can hook me up with? that would be great help, thank you very much!

[peytonsawyir]

get to know me meme: favorite female celebrity [4/5] → Mae Whitman

“I like to be a lot of different things at once and dress different ways and I change my hair all the time, so being an actor lets me live out the fantasy of living out 100,000 different lifetimes in one, without all of the repercussions.”

[maehq]

mcnamarc:

not too long ago i did an interview where i was asked about my crushes when i was younger. lets just say they varied big time and i even threw in some animated crushes i had as well. is that weird? it’s probably weird but that’s just how i roll. anyway, tell me about your crushes! who did you favor when you were 15 and just starting to realize your ‘type’ and how do they compare to who you like now? i’m Katherine, by the way, but call me Kat. 

Hell nah, if crushing on animated people is weird then the whole world is pretty weird, I’m guilty of it as well. When I was younger, it was all over the place i think one that stuck out for me though was Light Yagami from death note, he was a dream boy, I suppose now I just look for men that are nice -- I think i went from arrogant jerks to nice / chill men. it’s nice to meet you Kat, I’m Mae. you need to tell more more about your animated crushes though, I’m curious. 

[maehq]

laurgrahams:

I’m gonna need to quote you on that word for word in my next book “Mae whitman thinks i’m the best kinda crazy so obviously read this book, maybe ??” sounds like first page meterial to me. & phew, i thought that boy was doomed to never be able to escape the horror of your true crime obsession !! but i love you for it. - There will never be a world where we don’t make each other cry…i’m convinced we must hold some sort of record with crying around each other, our tears could probably save a drought. You know me though, i’ll cry at anything. & ooooh sounds impressive, but you gotta go full freddy, like the glove and cotstume and everything i’ll accept nothing less, plus you’d be so cute !! I’ll make sure to mention that on future first dates, see who runs and who stays.

Oh god, you are going to quote that into your next book? make sure if you put a pic of me in there that I look good, okay?  I could see that I’m not going to lie. the way you speak I might just have to shackle Miles to the couch so he can sit there and watch me watch true crime. it could be a fun time. I’m pretty sure that you aren’t wrong, we are a wreck around each other and I think it shows most of the time when we talk. don’t you think? like me saying I love you and meaning it probably gets us going all emotional about things. I feel we could give a to to the world, but  oh well. for you? I’m willing to go all the way. they won’t know what to except or do.  hahaha, could you imagine what the men would do?!

[maehq]

90sbabydaisy:

Well i can hover while you wheel or just get drunk by your side. Well i feel if it’s a couple and two singletons it’s like they are wheels of the front wheel drive car and you’re the two back wheels so it’s still wheeling. I stayed in the uk over new year i’m afraid

Hm, I never thought of it like that before but  I like the idea anyways. We might just have to try it out being the back wheels and all. if you are up for it, of course?  Aw, that’s too bad but I hope you had a good New Years and it’s  started off pretty good for yourself.

[maehq]

laurgrahams:

You can’t see through nothing la la la..- Well once he isn’t suffering with your true crime addiction. Then again, at least you know you’ll be more aware of the horrible things going.  && trust me, i was already scared away so that was sorta just the cherry on top for me not to, so really you helped me like i asked you to with not falling down that hole. Don’t make me emotional before i see you. You know i’d do the same right ?? I’ll just warn whoever wants to court me that they’ve gotta know if they break my heart you’ll get’em

 I see all of it, okay maybe not all of it but enough to know that you are crazy in  the best of ways. Hey, he lives and can go visit his boyfriend or whatever. it’s not like he’s forced in the apartment, haha but he does always seem to come in when I’m watching it, but that’s besides the point. well then good on me. I’m proud of myself from scaring you enough to never try it out. HA, seems my true crime addiction came in for the rescue here?  fuck yeah. I would never do that, I’m innocent -- YOU don’t make me emotional, I can’t handle it yet.  Exactly and if they know what is good for them, they won’t do that. I’m not afraid to freddie kreuger their asses! 

[maehq]

abbeyxocowen:

Lord alexa would end up doing that and then robots would take over the world and we’ll end up like wall-e or something. 

Interesting take on that. we could only hope for one good robot to come save us that are up on a spaceship or else--- the humans are the evil ones all along. and that’s why we end up getting taken over.. Alexa would not be amused!

[maehq]

dwduchovny:

I know exactly what you mean, don’t worry. Of course! You’ve done some great some, I’ve gotta show my appreciation. You do? You have taste, I’m glad to hear it. Yeah, I got a new book coming out soon called Truly Like Lightning. What’s it about? You’ll have to read it and find out. See, I’m great at promoting my work.

Well sir David! thank you for showing your appreciation. I’m blushing because you are definitely more iconic in my book. I’d like to think I do have some amazing taste but you know I think the more I talk to you, I might have to binge the show once again, so thank you for THAT.  wow, you just charmed your way into a book being sold once it’s out.  I give that promo a 10 / 10! 

[maehq]

j-ane:

i cannot roll my eyes hard enough at the thought of you even attempting to hit me you and i both know that i’d kick your ass. is that what i’m doing? because some days i don’t feel like a bad ass bitch, but then i roll over and smack myself in the face and remember who i really am. you are a chicken! do you? not at all, should you? fuck yeah. bring some damn drinks too while you’re at it, i didn’t have a chance to go to the damn liquor store before they closed last night.

Maybe, that’s what I want you to think I can do. maybe I might have secrets that not even you know. who really even knows. that’s what you are doing, and you can’t tell me otherwise. I think however that might be your hangover talking. I am not a chicken, and if I was I’d be chicken noodle soup, Jane. don’t like test me.  I’m feeling like you just need the alcohol and then we can watch weird movies or like stalk your neighbors with that weird shit. whatever works for you.

[maehq]

elitelordi:

exactly! i think people aren’t really into third wheeling until, well — they become single. you can be a third wheeler and be considered nosy but hey, you gotta start somewhere. and that sounds like a deal to me. let’s see how many friends we can make on one night, yeah?

I think that some of the people want to be the person that they are third wheeling sometimes, you know? the cute couple but honestly I love all the shit that happens around most of the time. i think some people thing I’m asking about what the couple do but it’s not that serious bro. it’s just for fun and most of my friends know that about me. oh, you’re on, but don’t cry when I make the most friends, okay? I’ve got a real sparkly personality and everything.

[maehq]

elitetveit:

Believe me I am as shocked as you are.  I made some last year and they just went up in flames when March rolled around once Broadway was shut down.  I was doing my best to walking more to the theater and things like that instead of grabbing a taxi or an Uber.  I am glad to hear your Christmas was good and I know how that goes, I have done that a few times over the years since moving out of my parents place.  That show is definitely on my list, I will make sure to move it up on it.  I am good.  Happy New Year, by the way!

  Honestly,you’d think that’s something people would be use to. I mean we are all flawed human beings underneath it all.  mistakes are meant to happen. ah, trying to loosen your carbon footprint over there, my friend? I feel like it’s the only way to go especially since I was too lazy to even travel home this year. I enjoyed the little bit of time with my roomie. who could complain? plus as I’ve gotten older  Christmas can sometimes just feel like another day, a day for spending money to get something. Ah YAY! ‘I’m glad to move it up your list anyways.  Aw, thank you so much. Happy New Year to you as well. I’m hoping the start of this new year is treating you well! 

[maehq]

kiernanships:

Being a third wheel is always a good skill to have. It’ll always help you meet different people. Did you end up third wheeling at any parties last night?

 I’ve met some people with some interesting takes on third wheeling. like its kind of weird? but I don’t mind it as much, it gets me out and meeting new people like you said. actually I didn’t find anyone one to third wheel with but I did meet up with some friends. so that was exciting at least! plus it was kind of funny to watch people running around for that midnight kiss. like  IT’S MIDNIGHT, someone please KISS ME. I was amused to say the least.

[domhnllgleeson]

#21st century fights