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svt reaction to you wanting to stop after you already started doing the nasty ?¿
Seungcheol: they would stop
Jeonghan: they would stop
Joshua: they would stop
Junhui: they would stop
Soonyoung: they would stop
Wonwoo: they would stop
Jihoon: they would stop
Seokmin: they would stop
Mingyu: they would stop
Minghao: they would stop
Seungkwan: they would stop
Vernon: they would stop
Chan: they would stop
this is just a friendly reminder that consent in sex is extremely important, and if your partner does not respect your boundaries and level of comfort, they are showing red flags and you should run as far away as possible
Hi, can I have your opinion on each member dealing with dorm sex, I mean more like what is going on in the morning when other boys tease them about what they heard. 👀
I hope it makes sense 🙈😄
Have a nice day 💎
OMG hi anon hahaha this made the rest of my workday go fast haahaha I hope I understood what you wanted but also disclaimers: this is my first ot13 reaction and I like to think that I’m funny anyways kisses, thanks for sending smth in :3
Also, I fully believe there is 0 privacy between the members (with respect to their s/o ofc) but lol I just love this idea fjskdfjsd but pls let’s face it – they’re pretty much bitchless
Seungcheol
He’s a respectful man – doesn’t really say or do much and acts like nothing happened but everyone knows he’s had a good sex night because he just oozes laid-back, easy-going confidence
Because he’ll be real stressed, snippy, or kinda scattered the night before
But upon waking up, he’s checking himself out in the mirror and smirking, brushing his hair back and definitely in a much more relaxed and better mood
Actually, the members don’t tease or say too much – they prolly call his s/o over when he’s in bad moods so they can have a happy leader in a pleasant mood like it has the same energy of a happy wife, happy life
He’s already a pretty caring and attentive man in general but there’s definitely a different air about him when he’s taking care of his s/o in the morning
Eyeballing and daring all the members to say something so ofc they’re not going to but there is some snorting going on behind his back
He snarks at them for it afterwards
Jeonghan
Coughs a lot – like over ten times more than normal
Not a menace, he’s actually almost subdued but in a good way
*sips tea* there may be reasons why for that but I’ll leave it at that
Prolly has a bowl of those really old cough drops like you know they’re stuck to the wrapper and half melted actually, ew, maybe he sucks on one for a bit to sate the cough and then puts it back in the wrapper omg disgusting but anyways they’re right next to the box of condoms on his nightstand
Also, prolly brews some hot water or tea in the morning
Members make fun of his poor voice condition because dude you’re a vocalist
No one’s laughing when he points out that his s/o doesn’t have a voice either
Actually, they know very well because they were so loud last night and everyone shudders (including the man himself lbr) because Jeonghan’s dirty talk is echoing inside their ear drums
Joshua
Was really shy and awkward about it at first
But now that he’s gained a lot more self-confidence, he’s super annoying
Actually, asks if he was too loud and then smirks at whatever the members’ responses are lmfao and apologizes but it’s SO fake like “Oh, I’m sooooo sorry chew on some ayl-monds as consolation” *smacks him*
Prolly has and enjoys morning shower sex like omfg everyone hopes and prays this man does not have his s/o over when someone has morning schedules
Yeah, just don’t expect to use the bathroom in the morning
Big fan of domestic things so he doesn’t dry his hair like a normal person but makes his s/o dry it for him
And he’s so annoying really like if there aren’t any morning schedules, he will make them use a fluffy towel but if there are – too bad – I mean at least he’ll use a hair dryer but he’s just really obnoxious and has his s/o use a brush too, just really likes self-care
Will steal Mingyu’s cucumbers from the kitchen for prepping his pretty face routine like real corny stuff giggling and all that as he and his s/o put cukes on each other’s faces – rip to gyu’s salad
Jun
Bro he just sleeps the entire day, so the teasing is pretty stale by the time he emerges from his room the next day because someone else kept everyone awake during the night
If he’s miraculously up the next morning, no one really says anything because sometimes they’re not exactly sure if this man just slept well or got fucked good because like he always got that sexy morning look
Actually a freak though wbk
Has accidentally been found in many compromising morning sex positions and places
Except the shower/bathroom because Shua owns that
But like there’s your bedroom Jun – NO that’s boring
Laundry room sex is a must so yeah that’s why no one in the dorms does laundry huh jk
But for real, the hum of the dryer drowns out the moans, the vibrations feel divine, and the detergent sometimes hides the scent of sex but there’s also nothing like fucking on a warm blanket out of the dryer uh and it can go right in the laundry basket after!
Soonyoung
Extra hyper
Man could’ve gotten a half hour of sleep but we all know his stamina is insane hence he’s just like bouncing off the walls
Either really giggly and shy or sleek and suave the morning after
Walks around in the morning in his (clean) tiger print boxers
No shirt so he can display all the marks and scratches from his s/o proudly like badges of honor
Won’t fix his hair either like if his s/o ruffled it all up that’s how it’s gonna be the next day until the stylists force some hair gel and spray on him
Also it’s a nightmare for the poor stylists because he hates covering up his marks and there’s no way he’s gonna stop his s/o from giving him them in fact he just encourages it constantly – love the possessiveness of it all
Shows them off to jihoon who doesn’t give a shit frankly
Has a bunch of selfies with all his marks and def has a ton of his s/o – almost uploaded one to weverse by accident because technology is harder than his dick
Wonwoo
Has that foreboding aura that like no one dares to say a thing but it’s not intentional it’s just him
Not sure if the sounds they were hearing were screams from a horror game or something else – plot twist – both
It’s funny though because the best telltale sign is his glasses
Has them on in the morning because his s/o loves him wearing them but also like it’s better to be blind when you have to see your members in the morning but it’s different because he wants to actually see and appreciate his s/o’s face
Which ends up being even funnier because his glasses have broken multiple occasions because of all of this
Anyways, gyu is the only one able to crack a smile from him by teasing otherwise it’s a simple poker face
But he’s also extremely obvious about it without even meaning to be like gross he throws the condom away in the kitchen garbage for all to see pls wonu, gyu just wants to make breakfast and the boys just want to eat
Jihoon
Listen – jihoon is my favorite man ever because he acts all unbothered but you know he’s absolutely dying of complete embarrassment inside
Absolutely refuses to look anyone in the eye (just like his s/o jk unless…)
Prolly hides in his studio heck he prolly has sex in his studio because it’s soundproofed and all that jazz but also the members might come in so…
Like ofc he locks it and truthfully the most annoying person is prolly soonyoung bc ofc he’s gonna tease his bestie but prolly backs off now that the man is bulked up
BUT ALSO he totally makes the sexciest songs and beats (not necessarily horny related but like just some good stuff, got some good inspiration okay) afterwards so that’s another hint
*shows the leader line a bomb ass track* Cheol: You had sex didn’t you?
Stomps around like a child kind of like he walks very heavily the morning after for no reason but he’s very loud and aggressive as he walks around the dorm and it’s worse if he has flappy shoes on you just hear slap slap down the hallways…
Or is that what that sound is? HM sus
Seokmin
I know a hot take is that he’s really noisy but I feel like yes, that’s what it’s like in the beginning and he definitely gets teased a lot for it
So it ends up varying – it’s either a very loud night out of control or an eerie quiet.
It’s so funny because he likes to act like nothing happened but everyone knows cuz he’s so obvious, cracking his jaw and eating air out of nervousness
Extraordinarily jumpy because he’s trying way too hard to be cool but we all know how that falls through and he’s just a sweet little loser
Rare moments he’s pretty cocky and smug in the morning because we also know that man is sculpted by the gods to give his s/o extreme pleasure so like yeah if he can make his s/o cum like over five times (pretty easy lbr) then like of course he should flaunt it
Very clingy the next day like shrinks himself into his s/o and then it’s worse when his s/o leaves because he’s whiny, pouty, and bugging his members all day
He’s also like very moody we all know he’s sensitive and gets in fights all the time and since he usually doesn’t sleep well for obvious reasons he can be very grumpy and cranky
Which is cute only in his s/o’s eyes because he rarely snaps at them
This is why the members don’t tease him as much before as well
Mingyu
In his goddamn element much like Cheol
Unbothered king inside and outside, all the way around
Skin is glowing, his crops are thriving, there’s an absolute spring in his step (unlike his s/o) as he whistles and cooks breakfast for his s/o and maybe for the boys
Shameless, really – like even if the man isn’t having sex he knows how to be a thirsty whore on main and also he loves giving advice, suggestions, and lending his fellow dudes an ear for their sex woes
Look, everyone can make fun of Mingyu for absolutely anything but no one can ever make him embarrassed about having mind-blowing sex okay
SVT is more likely to fluster him by poking fun at his domestic tendencies and how in love he is and then he’ll be all pouty and sulky because love is beautiful! Sex is great! Stop being so bitter!!
Now occasionally on rougher nights or if he’s in his emotional state of puppyhood, no one will see him until the late afternoon (and hear a bunch of things if he’s feeling spicy)
Otherwise, it’s gyu’s world and we’re just living in it
Def cooks with only an apron on and everyone except his s/o avoids looking at that
Minghao
Cool as a cucumber because I like to believe Hao’s into kinkier things and stuff so sex is really something he is extremely meticulous about
So it’s hard to like really tease him because he’s almost uppity about it
He’s actually really flustered on the inside because you know after that haze of lust passes it can be a bit embarrassing
But unlike the others, he’s good at masking his emotions that’s why he’s good at the kinky stuff he does ayo
Also really chill with his s/o as well like they’re just buddies almost but he does tenderly kiss and hug them but it’s kind of ironic because he acts as if he didn’t have them tied up and begging for him or like erotic oils dripping down their thighs – you get the message
I think it’s because he’s really thorough in his after care so day-to-day dynamics are very much laid back because too much intensity is not good
Lowkey there’s that one time Seungkwan was scarred for life when he casually said he liked the scent of whatever candle his friend was burning and then choked when Hao pulled out a dick-shaped candle like I can’t even lmfao
Seungkwan
Poor bby flustered as hell
Prolly ushers his s/o out the door and tries to escape back to his room
More than likely does a whole bunch of breathing exercises before getting ready to face the members
But they’re kinda soft on him like only Soonyoung might poke some fun but he knows it’s a touchy topic so he usually lets it go because there are much better things to make fun of boo for
But that’s kinda worse
Because mingyu is just like straightforward – how was the sex last night bestie? and Seungkwan chokes on his corn flakes and then everyone’s panicking until Cheol remembers the Heimlich maneuver exists
It’s worse when his s/o does stay for brekky because it’s just. Silence. And he’s making that cute face when he’s about to burst into tears or laughter esp when gyu serves his s/o a nice, big breakfast sausage
It doesn’t matter how long it’s been, he’s just a shy guy and it’s super endearing for all involved
Vernon
He’s just some chill guy okay
Has his earbuds in – can’t hear the haters
No one really knows if he’s listening to anything – maybe it’s audio porn from last night? Who knows?
Vernon? Vernon? Oh god he can’t hear me, he got his headphones on
Anyways yeah I feel like he’s just really easygoing about everything like it’s a “you” problem if you’re gonna make a comment pls seek free sex therapy with mingyu
He’s just really thankful to be in a happy and healthy relationship with great sex like what more can this guy ask for
A cat maybe
Luckily his s/o has like five cats so he’s usually over there instead it’s pretty rare to have sex in the dorms because you can’t leave the cats by themselves over night!
He’s not a heathen obviously
Only in bed though heh
But hey – cats don’t care how loud you’re being and they also don’t make fun of you (verbally bc they’re eyeing you judgmentally) but yeah long live s/o with their own place
Also likes to have sex with a thot playlist blaring so it all works out
Chan
Mr Loser ™
Oh god they’re gonna make so much fun of him no matter how many times he’s had sex
Of course the first time, they’re making him a crummy “congrats on the sex” cake because they’re insufferable
It’s why he rarely does it in the beginning lbr
But you know, once he starts bulking up and feeling himself he’s kind of insufferable too
Because he likes to act like he’s hot stuff
Walks around the dorm w/ his s/o in the morning flexing his arms and shit for no reason????
Like it makes his s/o giggle and sparkly-eye him but the members just groan in cringe
Sometimes he gets mad because they’re all like “pls let us know if you can’t handle him” and one time he mistook gyu flirting with his s/o and was like I’ll fight you and seriously gyu was just vibing and offering some kinky sex suggestions lmfao
psa for smut writers: stop writing fics in which the characters are very obviously underage (school smut???). first of all, what the fuck? you refuse to have underage readers interact with you but then you go and write a story in which all characters are underage? second of all, fuck those teacher x student smuts, SPECIFICALLY those in high school. JUST MAKE THEM COLLEGE STUDENTS, IT'S NOT HARD. you're into that teacher x student thing? great, write about them in college. it's so easy. just because you put a warning that there are underage characters doesn't make it okay. they're of age when they're in college but oh, that's not as hot? maybe that's a you problem. "oh but it's okay when they're both underage" - it's not. you're still an adult writing about two minors fucking in a janitors closet. fuck you.
y'all are so fucking horny that you refuse to acknowledge how weird some of this shit is. "oh it's just fantasy, oh it's just a fanfic" FUCK 👏 OFF 👏 EMILY 👏
i don't care about smut but FUCK, it's no wonder some of y'all get torn to shreds if this is the shit you put out. i'm not saying anon hate/hate is okay, but PLEASE, just THINK before you post. don't include shit that makes your characters MINORS. why would you want to write about two minors fucking? what do you gain? god.
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