pretty girl with a briefcase full of drugs

Mae Byrd, 7teen years young. Junior. “The things I've bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair.”

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When is it appropriate to elbow a teacher in the face?

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Feel free to go ahead.

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When is it appropriate to elbow a teacher in the face?

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And you’re my favorite too, Mae

I could actually kiss you, gosh.

[lovelybrightstars]

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When is it appropriate to elbow a teacher in the face?

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You’re welcome, Mae.

You're seriously my favorite.

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When is it appropriate to elbow a teacher in the face?

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Well now you can have a pack that your favorite Chance bought for you and it’s a close second.

T-thanks for not calling me overdramatic..

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When is it appropriate to elbow a teacher in the face?

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Oh, Mae, please don’t cry. I’ll buy you another pack.

I don't want another pack, I want that one.. I bought it, with my own money and I didn't get carded..

[maeithink]

When is it appropriate to elbow a teacher in the face?

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Does somebody need a hug?

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When is it appropriate to elbow a teacher in the face?

[maeithink]

Really? Good to know.

[dedicateds]

Which teacher is it?

[maeithink]

I dunno, man.

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When is it appropriate to elbow a teacher in the face?

[maeithink]

Depends. Who is it?

I don't even know, it's just some grownup trying to take my cigarettes away. I mean, that's not even legal, is it?

[maeithink]

When is it appropriate to elbow a teacher in the face?

[maeithink]

Any time, to be honest. Teachers piss everyone off so you’ll be doing everyone a favor.

Really? Good to know.

[maeithink]

When is it appropriate to elbow a teacher in the face?

Or, you know, the stomach's fine with me too.

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Why China?

[viennapls]

Why not China?

[maeithink]

No reason.

[viennapls]

I’m taking the next flight to China, who’s with me?

[maeithink]

Why China?

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Wait, is it morning?

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Don’t look so upset, love. You just looked a bit excited when you thought it was morning.

What?

[notgrayson-blog]

Today has been a very productive day. I woke up, ate some cereal and watched TV, and I have yet to move from the couch.

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That's basically my life.

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Tuesday had a dream child, she's always on the go..

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Listening to Saturday’s Child?

Fuck yeah.

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Tuesday had a dream child, she's always on the go..

So I'm in love with Saturday's child..