maepricot

Mae. lvl 37. she/her.

[kristina100000]

how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[thememedaddy]

[kosmogrl]

[splend-42]

If I were a murderer, and I'd meticulously planned a murder, and then I turned up at the place to do the murder and found that world-famous-murder-solver Hercule Poirot was also there, I would simply not do the murder.

[liskade]

❄️ for oc ask game, but can you do the baby elcor please? 🥹

I will always take baby elcor requests!! The Elcor homeworld doesn't get very cold, so parents may.. uh.. over correct in other places where there's winter.

thanks for the ask!

[holly-warbs]

purple variations

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[ecto-hazard]

i love the use of "im back in the fucking building again" referring to special interest relapse

[sunwingsunset]

MASS EFFECT 3 ↳ Scenery

[fashionablyfyrdraaca]

At the water's edge...

[the-elenari]

Thedas Locations: The Frostback Mountains

[swimmingtrunks]

MAGE NERDS!

This definitely happens, doesn’t it? I think they’d be really gracious at first when being amended/corrected, but eventually it all goes to hell…