Mage11022

learning quickly I don't know how Tumblr works ... my main is @mage1102 :)

[mage11022]

Firealarm....

Dude... The fire alarm has been going off so mch lately imd ot ired

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A lot of Manbat interpretations are a better Jekyll and Hyde interpretation than Two Face but the Batman community isn't ready for that

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Can my college dorm fire alarm NOT go off rn please and thank you.

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GUYS HE SIGNED IT-- HE LIKED IT TOO

AHHHHHHGHHHHHDHAHDHSHDHA

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I also got a few other posters signed too...

Literally everyone was genuinely so nice and apparently I have to update Skeet Ulrich when my boyfriend and I eventually move in together?

Wild

Also Matthew Lillard and I bruised each other's hands...

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Packing for college right now, and I can't help but notice

That I mun have an issue

Hmm...

Shout out the grey one

My lucky batman shirt

I got my driver's license in that one ‼️‼️‼️

Edit: almost forgot to add, there are two more off screen...

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you guys are actually assholes. I came into the store to put in my application. Guy behind the counter’s head was actively bleeding all over my application to the point it wasn’t even legible. And when I say actively bleeding I mean like I don’t know how this guy is alive. Like his entire head is an open wound. Anyway my application was a biohazard now so I just left it on the counter and the guy said he’d get it to the manager I guess. Another employee looked like she’d been stabbed? But she was acting normal so??? When I walked out I was in the fucking 1940s. I was in fucking Brooklyn when I walked in but when I walked out it was the fucking London Blitz. I’m actually in a bunker right now making this complaint so I don’t know if it’s going to get through. I haven’t even gotten a call back which is extremely unprofessional. I’m fucking irate right now. What the fuck.

Hi valued customers,

Dave filbert here.

I've decided to reply personally to this matter as recently we have been getting a lot of reviews such as this one.

At first we were confused, but then a location expert offered a simple explanation:

It seems that some customers (and potential future employees) seem to have confused the year in which we were accepting applications. This has led applicants to submitting to a location in the future.

We are sorry for this confusion as the Filbert's 5 years from now does not job openings. However, we do. Please come back 5 years earlier and our staff will handle your application.

As compensation for your troubles and efforts, you’re entitled to a free matchbox sized carton of chips next time you find us.

P.S. they told us they would have rejected the application anyway, it was too aggressive. Next time you apply, please reconsider your professionalism.

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Wild apology dude...

[mage11022]

Sometimes when I'm at work I'll do little emotional support doodles to just

Emotionally support me HAHA

[filbertsnuggs]

To stick to our goals of great food at an affordable price, we've decided to offer you the $5 Nugget Double Deal!

THIS WEEK ONLY

Get two nugget baskets for only 5 dollars!

Because here at Filbert's, we care about our customers.

[mage11022]

So I've actually had these ads made for a while more-- I wanna say 2021 ish? I don't remember

But the funniest thing to me (yeah I'm laughing at my own jokes I guess....) is that nugget baskets are at a set price of 2.50 each, so a deal of 2 for 5 is redundant

There we go

I explained my own joke

Now I can die in peace

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I really need to just... Man up and make my DC edit account. Please I have so many ideas....

Maybe when I have more time

Who knows...

[filbertsnuggs]

Welcome to Filbert's!

We sell only the best, most affordable nuggets made by our friendly and approachable team!

Dave Filbert, the man behind this unforgettable place, had a dream he wanted to share with the world. He built Filbert's from the ground up! Stay tuned to be introduced to our incredible team!

Don't miss out on the deals for our delectable nuggets! Find our store near you!

[mage11022]

Hope the sign hits him

[filbertsnuggs]

Here at Filbert's Nuggets we are aware of the current economic state of the world. Times are tough and hard to get though. But you know what isn't? Our soft but crispy chicken nuggets! We prioritize quality and price to deliver YOU a cheap and delicious snack, lunch, or dinner.

Hey, even throw breakfast in there too!

Open 24/7 and always affordable: Filbert's.

We hope to see you soon.

[mage11022]

Another post for the silly account!

[filbertsnuggs]

Dave tasked Shirley and I with making social media for the filberts brand... Said last time the Facebook got banned?

Anyways, I think whatever cosmic being that runs this world doesn't want that happening because we can't change the profile picture.

So for now take this low res picture of the logo, I'll pin the post to the top and you can just... Look at it whenever you need to see the profile picture

- E

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Filberts moment

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A while back I saw this one panel of a batman comic I was reading

And I remember

VERY VIVDLY

Coming up with what I thought was the funniest thing ever, by taking a picture of the page and editing it to say

Now

Uh... Enjoy the blank!

I feel that it should be out there

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Scam bots are so funny

What do you mean this makes you want a commission 😭😭

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WAIT

How could I forget....

Sadman...

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I'm quite the MS paint artist if I do say so myself

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Do you think when lex luthor scratches his head it squeaks like a clean window.