MagentaSteam/Unfazed

Obsessed with fictional baldies that kill and real people who art

[netscapenavigator-official]

Another time in HITMAN III, instead of the guard saying

“Yeah, I bet you like that, huh pretty boy?”

while he frisked me, he said

“Yeah, I bet you like that, huh cueball?”

And I thought he was just choosing a new gay slur, but I’d never heard that word used as slang, so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and nope:

[magentasteam]

I’m having the hardest time finishing a single drawing before moving on to the next. Gee whiz. Glad ClipStudio Paint doesn’t lose unsaved canvases no matter how long you go without saving it.

Also I’m playing Hitman GO onwork breaks. A cute puzzlevgame, has and appealing art style, and a gentle lover when it comes down to easing you into new obstacles and enemies. I’d like to think that I’m Diana, guiding 47 through the puzzles literally every step of the way. And of course, it wouldn’t be Hitman without Ave Maria being wedged in hundreds of times. When will the rap version come out??? Maybe in the James Bond game.

[magentasteam]

Okie dokie, I’ve gotten comfortable enough to balance my job and draw now lol. I’ve got like a thousands of missed messages and notifications on my iPad on all sorts of apps including Tumblr. Can’t wait to practice drawing hands again. 🙂‍↕️ Nah jk, I hate hands. I’ll take pictures of my own short, French fry-looking fingers as reference and modify it…

Came back just in time to bc I had no idea IO had given us a new ET. Can’t wait to fuck it up!

[magentasteam]

The dapperness of a stressed out, weathered clone.

[magentasteam]

This dude is always confused when he enters the restroom on Freelancer. Even when someone is throwing up in this stall, he'll still go in behind them and rub his tip on their booties while he carefully looks around.

A part of me thinks it's a meta joke instead of a funny little error lol

[faust-lane]

Miss these fuckers.

[magentasteam]

I miss these sexy pre-rendered cutscenes that gave these fuckers god-tier facial expressions every frame.

[perrysoup]

Hey uh, can I take off the mask for a second? I really want to make a video about why I like Hitman so much. Why after years it is still a game I am playing.

What it means to me, and why it's important to me.

But I don't know HOW to do that really. So, if anyone has any advice or suggestions on how to, I would love to hear them please.

I know I can look it up on youtube.

But I'll say it. That scares me. Like, genuine fear. It scares me because there are so much information and I get overwhelmed and I panic and I shut down and I just really, when I ask for help, and asking who you trust to share information. Well that was a bit more of a breakdown realization than I meant it to be, but hey, if it helps it helps right? Anyway, any Hitman fans or people that make videos or just people in general who have tips want to share, please do! Even if I don't end up doing it, maybe someone else will see it and it can help them?

[magentasteam]

…..Why does this punctual boi still have his Christmas tree up in March? 😂

[magentasteam]

Just got hired for a decent paying part-time job for my positive attitude alone. And dudes… my chill interviewer/ HR manager is a Hitman fan. We were discussing video games while we waited for slow internet to boot up and he said he was a big Blood Money fan and sad that he doesn’t have enough time to play the trilogy nowadays. The hardest thing I had to do in that interview was contain my excitement for both the job and the Hitman talk.

And yesterday morning a manga editorial team contacted me saying they’d love to have my work in their magazine, but they want me refine my style first by redrawing my one-shot.

I am a happy little chicken nugget today. 🥲

[magentasteam]

Orientation is next Monday and I need to calm the fuck down lol. I’m not stressed, just excited…but my body thinks I’m stressed. Thanks ADHD and dyspraxia.

((SARCASM WARNING)) Gee…I wonder which stealth game I’m gonna have myself play to distract my mind for 5 days. It’s gotta be something I can easily hop back into and it needs to have a plethora of opportunities to tackle predicaments. Alien Isolation? Sekiro? Lara Croft GO? TLOU Part 2? Maybe the Bee Movie Game, that was peak stealth back in the day after all.

[magentasteam]

Just got hired for a decent paying part-time job for my positive attitude alone. And dudes… my chill interviewer/ HR manager is a Hitman fan. We were discussing video games while we waited for slow internet to boot up and he said he was a big Blood Money fan and sad that he doesn’t have enough time to play the trilogy nowadays. The hardest thing I had to do in that interview was contain my excitement for both the job and the Hitman talk.

And yesterday morning a manga editorial team contacted me saying they’d love to have my work in their magazine, but they want me refine my style first by redrawing my one-shot.

I am a happy little chicken nugget today. 🥲

[magentasteam]

I’m reading a fun little comic series called Bone and I enjoy its humor very much. If I was born in the 90s, this would’ve been my all-time obsession as a kid. It’s not even a kid’s comic. This bit right here…I need to make a Hitman parody out of it—it’s too good and cute. I know exactly what to draw.

[magentasteam]

My little hometown is running out of eggs AND chicken, you guys. 😬 Restaurants where chicken is the main selling point are just awkwardly getting by. I’m gonna lie down on an intersection if we somehow get a potato shortage.

[magentasteam]

My mom bought me gifts a day before HER OWN birthday. And she decided to write me a lovely note on the receipt. 🙄😂

She buys me a loooot of clothes because I don’t spend a lot of money on myself except for groceries. I gift her gadgets and electronics to make her dialysis days more tolerable. It can drain you inside and out.

[magentasteam]

My grandfather volunteered to pick up a pizza order for me. Apparently he went in there, grabbed it, and didn’t pay. 😂The restaurant called me a thousand times while I was doing preparing laundry . He’s on his way back to pay them but I can’t stop laughing.

[magentasteam]

Goddamn, the year is already trying to speedwalk . Wasn’t it January like 4 days ago??? How come every year seems faster than the last???

[magentasteam]

Olivia could be an incredible scambaiter if she wanted to. She probably was a puckish girl growing up anyway, despite probably having a dedicated time-out chair made by Grey lol. She could wipe out/ leak scam networks and such while also having a blast trying to make the scammers fly off the handle. I feel like Grey would’ve told her to have a cool hobby that highlights her skills but is still also in the grey area if something ever happened to him.

[magentasteam]

…is it sad that it’s only been a month since I said I wanted to play other games but I already miss playing Freelancer? The mode gives me so many problems and yet its endearing qualities make me wanna hold on to it. This must be how Diana is the @cartoonishly universe feels about 47—she’s wants to keep her dumbass despite his himbo nature.