Ryan is so fed up with me and Gavin that he sat us down and read “Go the Fuck to Sleep”. I guess this means I should probably go take a nap.
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Ryan is so fed up with me and Gavin that he sat us down and read “Go the Fuck to Sleep”. I guess this means I should probably go take a nap.
We’re the only two fit for Queenhood; it’s true.
[Your pout is completely gone at this point, and you’re just grinning and laughing and you can’t stop.]
Of course. I was the one to say it.
[You’re laughing just as much, hardly able to get the words out and one of your hands is on Gavin’s shoulder. The other one is hanging onto your tiara, just in case it falls off.]
Absolutely. Now you’re getting it.
[You adjust the tiara ever so slightly on your head to get the perfect angle.]
It won’t be too hard. I don’t think a faulty wave will ruin it for us.
I’ve always had it, I’m the Mad Queen, of course.
[A laugh very reminiscent of the old Mad King LPs, tiara still somehow staying in its place. You assume it’s because of the fact that you are quite clearly destined to rule.]
We can do it, Gav. It’s fate, clearly. Besides, we’re obviously a power team, so it’ll happen.
Hey!
[You stick out your lip in a pout and give him a light punch in the arm, but you’re laughing and having trouble holding the pout.]
Alright, we could both use some practice.
[With Gav’s laughter being so infectious, you can’t help but to laugh along, especially when you see the trouble he’s having holding that pout.]
We need to get it graceful enough to knock everybody’s socks off when they return, enough so that they literally instill us as their queens, yes?
I’m impressed.
[You’re not impressed.]
Yeah, it’s really good!
[You don’t think it’s very good.]
Aw, thank you!
[You can smell his bullshit, but pay it no mind as you flash him a smile anyways. You are the bigger man. Usually.]
Yours is too!
[Usually is not now.]
[You had meant the tiara, but you’re not complaining.]
I’ve just got to get the wave down, and I’ll be golden. [You give a weird interpretation of the ‘princess wave’.]
You’ve got a good start, at least...Kinda. We can work on it.
[You flash the younger a thumbs up before beginning your own mockery of the princess wave. Luckily for you, you had already done conditioning with princess movies.]
What do you think?
I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
I had to make sure it was perfect, Rye.
[Rolls eyes, as if it’s obvious.]
We’re royals. I can’t go around wearing junk.
And perfect you are!
[A proud grin.]
And I wouldn’t have any other princess, you clearly know how to treat the honor wonderfully.
[нυмαηѕ are weαĸ… ] [ᵃʳᵉᶰ'ᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸˀ]
[Just put on your fucking tiara like a champ, grinning and waiting for him to notice.]
[Grins widely when he sees the tiara on the other, making sure his own tiara was safely secured atop his head]
Fucking finally, the tiara squad is in full effect!
I’m gonna f i g h t for what's right
today I’m speaking my mind and if it kills me tonight,
I will be r e a d y to die
"Is it true that..." Finish it in my ask box!
ɴo мαtter what happens { I wιll вe вeѕιde yoυ }
ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʙʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʟɪғᴇ
texas hold them
Texas: *is hold*
Maybe home is n o t h i n g but two arms holding you [ tight ] when you’re at your worst.
ᴀɴɢᴇʟs were never meant to ƒαℓℓ You were the { l o v e l i e s t } of all I’d pray for your forgiveness But I’ve been cast down When I { c r o s s e d } to the other side ɴᴏ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟs ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ғʟʏ