Sorry Not Sorry

Basic Bitch.Sassy Personality.And A Fucking Fabulous Unicorn.K bye..

[magicalflyyingunicorn]

Wow

That awkward moment when your friend drops a hamburger in the toaster and tries to get it out by tipping the toaster upside down only to find a billion bread crumbs fall out and go everywhere

[magicalflyyingunicorn]

Oops.

My boyfriend won't answer my texts

Oh yeah, he doesn't exist.

...Wait, then whose number am I texting.

Well shit.

That escalated quicky...

[magicalflyyingunicorn]

Bitches Be Hatin

Sleepover checklist:

4 bags of Doritos: Check

2 bags of Lays: Check

6 pack of Pepsi: Check

4 bags of candy: Check

My friends and I are gonna gain like 100 pounds tonight...

[magicalflyyingunicorn]

Forgive me. Not.

Sorry for the spam I'm just really bored I promise I won't do it again.

My fingers were crossed.

Sorry not sorry. 

[magicalflyyingunicorn]

I saw that.

God

[magicalflyyingunicorn]

Shit...

Oh wait it was just my mom.

[magicalflyyingunicorn]

NVR MIND I HAVE A FRIEND

WAIT NO MY PHONE JUST RANG I HAVE FRIENDS YAYAYA!!

[magicalflyyingunicorn]

Friend Wanted

The only friends I have never answer my texts.

[magicalflyyingunicorn]

I'm done now

I have so many things I should be doing but who gives a shit about them? I know I don't. Well maybe I do... K bye.

[magicalflyyingunicorn]

Help

I'm new to this tumblr thing. How do I adopt a unicorn? Just kidding, I don't need a unicorn when I am one myself. Or do I have a deep dark secret that reveals that I'm actually a human being behind a screen. Nah, I'm a unicorn. And a sassy one too.

[magicalflyyingunicorn]

Please

Follow me to escape life forever.