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*me at my bachelors party*
“I want my wife”
Avan Jogia in Now Apocalypse (2019 —)
hey i went into s3 of stranger things KNOWING what was gonna happen, ok. it’s currently 4 am and i have the last (i think it’s the last) ep to watch but.... im saving that 4 later. im currently experiencing turmoil.
me: *bored for 0.5 seconds*
me:
my kink is having a rp partner that is also a very good friend where you can have 20+ ships with them but also tell them about everything and anything
guess who’s entirely made out of sunshine
Reblog if your muse is the kind of person who says “hi” to dogs
“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “ (from ellie)
❝ well, you’re certainly acting the part, ❞
His eyebrows knitted together-- not necessarily out of frustration, but out of a tinge of concern. Carefully, he lifted a hand; inched towards Ellie’s soft cheek, before he placed it there, gingerly.
❝ I hope you know, my little spitfire, that my eyes are not searching for another woman, or man. I love you. only you. ❞ a crack of a smile graced his lips, which was soon pushed against her forehead; arms had fallen ‘round her waist, where he pulled her closely into his frame.
❝ understood? ❞
random sentence starters
random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.
“ who do you think you are? “
“ wait , did you just say you love me? “
“ please just … leave me alone. “
“ i’m so happy! “
“ is this a gift for me? “
“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “
“ i love you. “
“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “
“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “
“ w — what? “
“ … i’m sorry. “
“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “
“ bitch , guess what? “
“ oh my god … “
“ fuck you to fucking hell! “
“ man … go to hell. “
“ what did you just send me? “
“ what did you just say? “
“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “
“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “
“ are you jealous? “
“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “
“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “
“ you’re so stupid. “
“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “
“ you don’t want me. “
“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “
“ let me take you out on a date. “
“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “
“ no! don’t tickle me! “
“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “
“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “
“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “
“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “
“ so what will it be tonight? “
“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “
“ i don’t love you. “
“ you don’t love me. “
“ … is there something you want? “
“ you know , you’re really cute. “
“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “
“ shh … don’t cry. “
“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “
“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “
“ hello darkness my old friend … “
“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “
hi.... plot w me (:
❝ My first time out, I missed the heart too. ❞
❝ I put the box next to the milk. I saw it on the food channel. ❞
❝ So peachy with a side of keen, that would be me. ❞
❝ I think it’s pretty safe to say I’m not going to see anyone who’s invisible. ❞
❝ In the end, we all are who we are, no matter how much we may appear to have changed. ❞
❝ I honestly don’t think there’s a human word fabulous enough for me. ❞
❝ Oh, my name will be on everyone’s lips, assuming their lips haven’t been torn off. ❞
❝ You’ll always be in the dark with me. ❞
❝ The next few months are going to be quite a ride. ❞
❝ It’s not about wrong. It’s not about right. It’s about power. ❞
❝ Come for the food, stay for the dismemberment. ❞
❝ Wait — that gets your sad noise? People’s lives are in danger, and you give it up for the Yorkie? ❞
❝ You feel really responsible? You are really responsible! ❞
❝ I know I hurt you… and everyone… and I’m sorry. ❞
❝ Wow, that was so close to being empowered. ❞
❝ I need to fix this. I don’t usually get a heads up before somebody dies. ❞
❝ I’d love to backpack across the country or, I don’t know, fall in love, but I won’t. I just never will. ❞
❝ There is something bad down here, possibly everything bad. ❞
❝ You think we haven’t seen all this before? The part where you just cut us all out. Just step away from everything human and act like you’re the law. ❞
❝ It is always different! It’s always complicated. And at some point, someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me! ❞
❝ There’s only me. I am the law. ❞
❝ Did everybody have their Crazy Flakes today? ❞
❝ I’m not even sure there’s a me to help. ❞
❝ And also, it’s a classroom, you chowderhead! ❞
❝ His physical presence has a penis! ❞
❝ We’re outlaws with hearts of gold. ❞
❝ I mean, I was afraid to talk to you in high school, and now we’re, like, mortal enemies. ❞
❝ We’re gonna have to fight to the death, aren’t we? ❞
❝ You’re not leaving this graveyard. Can’t let you. ❞
❝ I’m here to kill you, not to judge you. ❞
❝ You know you were a lot more fun when you didn’t have a soul. ❞
❝ You faced the monster inside of you and you fought back. ❞
❝ You risked everything to be a better man. And you can be. You are. You may not see it, but I do. ❞
❝ I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared. ❞
❝ There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil. And that’s us. ❞
❝ Um… why is that guy tied to a chair? ❞
❝ We cannot afford to fall apart now. ❞
❝ I’ll pay you to talk about Star Wars again. ❞
❝ I see more than anybody realizes because nobody’s watching me. ❞
❝ You’re not special. You’re extraordinary. ❞
❝ Okay, you know there’s a better word for that, right? ❞
❝ You think I’m losing sight of the big picture, but I’m not. ❞
❝ I should move out. Leave town before it is time for me. ❞
❝ Oh, thank God. If I had to explain all these weapons? I had nothing. ❞
❝ Aside from getting rescued, what is that you do? ❞
❝ Why can’t you just masturbate like the rest of us? ❞
❝ You’re scared? That’s smart. ❞
❝ Damn. I never knew you were that cool. ❞
❝ Tell anyone we had this conversation, I’ll bite you. ❞
❝ You really do think you’re better than we are. ❞
❝ We’re all on death’s door, repeatedly ringing the doorbell, like maniacal Girl Scouts trying to make quota. ❞
❝ You just wanted me because I was… unattainable. ❞
❝ Please, let’s not go over the past. ❞
❝ You’re insufferable. ❞
❝ You listen to me. I’ve been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. ❞
❝ When I say I love you, it’s not because I want you, or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are. ❞
❝ I’ve seen your kindness, and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you, and I understand, with perfect clarity, exactly what you are. ❞
❝ You’re a hell of a woman. You’re the One. ❞
❝ I don’t want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear. ❞
❝ I want to wrap my hands around some innocent neck and feel it crack. ❞
❝ Thank God we’re hot chicks with superpowers. ❞
❝ One way or another, it can only mean an end is truly near. ❞
❝ Oh my god, are you twelve? ❞
❝ Are you just gonna come here and go all Dawson on me every time I have a boyfriend?❞
❝ Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong? ❞
❝ Well, now aren’t we gonna discuss this? Save the world or go to the mall? ❞
❝ The Earth is definitely doomed. ❞
' perhaps we should lose ourselves in this moment. ' alistair's fingertips wandered gently on ambroise's cheek. ' for one night only. each day can be the last, so why not seize this night and live before death do us part? '
HE WAS RIGHT, any day now, the remaining threat only grew in masses; && each night, the taint was growing harder && harder to bear. CONFIDING in Alistair had begun promptly after his recruitment && initiative into the grey wardens, && seeing as though they were the ‘ sole survivors ‘ to witness the betrayal at Ostagar, the weight on their shoulders was crushing. Amrboise felt a tinge of guilt as to call himself a grey warden, && to stand by his companion’s side; as he wasn’t near as ‘ emotional stable ‘ that Alistair let off; in fact, he was so unsure of himself that he could see to the END of the blight.
Perhaps their friendship, from the beginning, was meant to be this way; to boil down into something more to comfort each other. Perhaps them meeting when they did, was the universe’s way of tying them together, && sewing their fates. In any way, the thought made him sigh longingly, && he lifted his hand to rest on Alistair’s; his cheek leaning into the man’s touch, dark brown optics fixating onto the fellow warden’s gaze, well-met.
❝ Oddly poetic of you, ❞ he jests, a hint of a smile placed on his lips; && furthermore, his fingers wrap ‘round Alistair’s wrist, gently– pulling his hand towards his lips, where he plants a litany of kisses against the back of his hand… which linger up his arm, until he’s met with Alistair’s neck.
❝ but– if we don’t now, we may never get another chance to do so. ❞
It’s kind of uncomfortable looking too good like when I walk into Walmart I stand out and it’s like what am I supposed to do, be ugly with y’all? Iono bout that
hey....... the boy (1) is back in town.
Avan Jogia & Jacob Artist in Now Apocalypse episode 8 “Unknown Desires” (2019) dir. Gregg Araki