magma

🔞30+🍉 sideblog. just naruto things, mostly sns I am on AO3 and other places.

[magmavox]

Guess we're doing a Pinned now

I told myself I'd give in and do one of these things when I reached a certain number of tumblr followers so I guess today is the day. Anyway, I'm magma, and I write fanfic. These days it's all Naruto fanfic, mostly SasuNaru/SNS but I fuck around. I got into the Naruto fandom back in 2006 on LJ and FFN, and have come full circle almost 20 years later. If you're here, here's what you should know:

I don't have a DNI.

I'm not your mother. I enforce my own boundaries-I don't need strangers to do it for me.

This is a side blog.

If I follow you, it won't be from this account. I also only tend to moot follow people I have interacted with outside of tumblr or if we clearly overlap in a lot of fandom interests-so if I don't follow you back, sorry. I'm picky about my feed.

I curate my fandom experience heavily.

Bigots and Antis get an insta-block. People who regularly reblog from antis I recognize get blocked too. I have zero patience for that shit. Other than that, if you're blocked it's nothing personal, I just don't want to see stuff I don't care for when I'm on fandom time.

I think wank and bashing are a waste of time.

Ship and let ship. Other people's tastes don't affect me, and I'm not gonna fight with anyone about it.

I'm gonna be better about tagging.

Enough people have decided to follow me that I feel a little guilty about not properly tagging anything, so I'm gonna work on that. If all that didn't scare you off, you can find me in other places, too. Other than that-I don't know what else goes in one of these things. Just know I'm old school internet and not big on oversharing with strangers. I save that business for my Discord.

[lschmidtartblog]

Local neglected demon baby wants noodles. Please feed him

[carrotcakebanditdoodles]

some kyuunaru for my fav fox prince

[saucegayuchihayyyy]

Can people stop saying SNS shippers are ruining male friendship when NARUTO IS FRIENDS WITH EVERY FUCKING MALE IN THE SERIES

[fainfaineant]

summer

[narutwitter]

[ponury-grajek]

My favourite clowns  🤡 ❤ 

You can see the full picture on my Twitter *wink wink* (link can be found somewhere on my profile)

[metangen]

Some Sasunaru thumbs I made for my midterms!!! I'm going to try to finish at least two to sell at the con💖. These were made using photos I took back at the Chapultepec park as reference, so I thought it'd be fitting if the clothes they wore also represented the CDMX setting. We'll see about that once I get to rendering tho!

I also added some reference pics in case someone finds them useful 🦭💖

[lps-ficbook]

[thattrashbinoverthere]

Narusasu. A Dark Fantasy inspired trilogy. They’re based on three paintings.

Vanity.

Meeting on the Turret Stairs.

La Belle Dame De Merci.

I loved making these and I hope you enjoyed looking at them. 🍥🍅

[4440622]

#snsmonth25

day 12 - sapphic/wlw

[guidaozongshi]

LMFAOO A tweet saying Naruto was experiencing "Womb-Love" (for Sasuke) went viral on JP twitter 😭

(OP deleted their tweet but it had around 61K likes before the deletion)

Translation :

How is 'womb love' trending this hard, but no one’s talking about that heart-fluttering subplot around Naruto’s lower abdomen?! what's up with that

Context: The term ‘Womb Love’ (子宮恋愛) has recently gone viral, partly due to a TV drama of the same name. The show revolves around a woman who feels a literal flutter in her lower abdomen ( the uterus ) when she interacts with her office crush.

OP posts a now famous manga panel. In the scene, Naruto experiences a similar ‘lower abdomen flutter’ (complete with a kyun sound effect) during a charged moment with Sasuke.

OP's follow up tweet

Since this got traction, everyone needs to know:

・Naruto’s first kiss was with Sasuke

・Each Team 7 member (Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura) has kissed every other member.

・Naruto vows to die together with Sasuke

・Sasuke calls Naruto his "most cherished friend"/ "closest friend"

・Naruto describes their bond as "pretty damn good friends

The replies lol

About the kiss

Naruto and Sasuke -> Depicted in the original work

Naruto and Sakura -> Depicted in the original work

Sasuke and Sakura -> No depiction!!!

Sasuke afterwards

- Calls Naruto “my one and only”

- Despite fathering a child, he remains absent for over a decade on external missions, failing to recognize his daughter’s appearance, yet consistently returns to the Hokage’s office to file private mission reports exclusively with Naruto.

- Formally takes Naruto’s son, Boruto , as his apprentice.

- Repeatedly recounts to his apprentice how Naruto “saved” him

All the above details are derived explicitly from the original manga narrative.

Now this is a real love story, way more genuine than any of that 'womb love' nonsense.

Given how the other side feels, they must be in mutual love already... right?

Exactly.

There were also repeated jokes about Naruto having a phantom womb as a side effect of using the Sexy Jutsu

It has to be the side effect of the Orioke no Jutsu

??? What.

Of course some homophobes had to react

At the end, when Naruto and Sasuke’s severed arms bled out and their blood mingled into a heart shape, it was honestly disgusting

😂

There were many comments, but adding them to the post would be redundant since many express similar sentiments to those already included.

[sikbau-deactivated20211202]

This never stops being funny Sasuke being like I had a crush on you because you were such a fucking loser

[hanarutos]

haha funny but also sasuke didnt fall in love eith the admirable aspects of naruto he fell in love with the dirty and insufferable and messy parts of naruto rather than narutos like never givinf up or smn more traditionallu attractive. it was narutos humaness and desperation that made sasuke love him. oh my god

[jellopen]

sleeper build

[naykeed]

Naruto x Sasuke

[whitelavanda]

him... my one and only... X Bluesky

[kokodrawings]

Artober day 1: Minato's kids