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《no one said we were actually smart》 quotes from gifted gen-z teens ☆ mods: D, A and E ☆ submissions are currently turned on!!

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Bet you forgot this blog existed

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My mom is a teacher and she asked her students what was hard about virtual learning and one kid said not knowing who is tall or short and everyone agreed

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an update on the richard situation: a kid in our class made stickers of richard the cheese for every single kid in class. every single sticker was different and one of them(i got one that was scared of spiders) was danny devito dressed as richard. there was also a keanu reaves richard. also, my school has this thing where if a teacher raises their hand ur supposed to be quiet, so in french class the teacher did that, and the kid sitting next to me yelled "YES [teacher's name]?" and that was the best part of my day

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Guys, please.. I need help..

My friend @ihelpanyoneinneed is suicidal right now..

So..

We made a deal..

Please.. I don’t want to loose them..

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Tagging people to help:

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K.F.: hey Broseph Stalin, what do I do?

C.J.: don't even call me that again

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K.F.: I don't have porn anymore!

K.F.: *answers phone* hey mom what's up

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E.L: give me the acetone

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M.L.: Dirt does taste like dirt, that’s an accurate observation

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Kid 1: “The truth is you could walk into a Walmart back room and no one would notice”

Me: “I thought you said “The truth is you could walk into a Walmart bathroom and no one would notice.”

Kid 2 immediately after: “We wanna make sure our quality is 10/10 how is that toilet seat?”

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Friend 1: wait so I get my virginity back after I lose it?

Friend 2: no, that's not what I meant

Friend 1: well I guess I get to die a virgin now

Friend 2: *stares at her and leaves the call*

Me: *dies of laughter*

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Some kid: I've got a riddle. I'm brown, I have a head and a tail, but no legs. What am I?

Another kid: a walrus

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If you wanna talk about wild gen z things, then I raise you the sheer chaotic joy of 30 17 and 18 year olds cheering at 9 am in German 3 because the teacher said she might have the Bee Movie in German

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Friend: rabbits dont have legs, wait, they do. They definitely do.

Me: how did you think rabbits didn't have legs?

Friend: well you see, I thought rabbits didn't have legs because big chungus doesnt have legs

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in french class our teacher told us to make a character at the beginning of the year to remind us what we learned last year and give her a character to make stories with so lessons wouldnt be boring.

so we made Richard the muscular, ugly, smart cheese. He likes skiing, hiking, and eating cheese. His family died years ago due to a 'mysterious accident'.

He has no friends except a bird which i forgot the name of. The bird likes eating chicken.

Idk what my class has with cannibals but we really enjoy making them as characters.

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