Have you tried the Rite Of PercussiveMaintenance?

[driancaboose]

"i forget you, im letting you go"

[ngc7009]

[cannibalcaprine]

make me god-emperess and i will legally mandate each tech executive to wear a punishment device which delivers an electric shock every time someone is forced to click on "maybe later" instead of "no" on one of their websites or systems

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[uninterestedemby]

They make me physically ill

[kitto-paint]

zoom-in pictures of all the ladies

[avakynx]

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

this is literally some fucking r/196 shit how did it make it onto hbomax??

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

This single clip has done more advertising for Scavengers Reign than HBO Max

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve started listening to the book project Hail Mary and frankly there’s no room in the plot of this book for that man everyone seems to be shipping Grace with so I decided to look it up and apparently instead of letting a character not have a romantic interest y’all have yoinked a character out of some kind of Markiplier project

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is the goddamned Jack Frost and Elsa situation all over again

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the best piece of relationship advice i ever got was “a relationship isn’t 50/50, it’s 60/40 with each party excited to be the 60”. which to me means that you should be with someone who makes you want to do more, be more, open your heart even wider. why WOULDNT you like making life easier for your loved one(s)?

[bathroomcube]

[comixextra]

[roach-works]

it’s what they would have wanted

[iobotomypop]

happy moonwalk day

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Things Michael Collins absolutely would have done given the chance.

[phantomrose96]

I wonder if “we have to torture this special character. in the lab facility. with secret science.” is an interest all 12-year-old children share or were we just the generation exposed to Maximum Ride

[phantomrose96]

You’re right. How could I forget to credit anime for its role in putting the special character in the secret torture facility (for science).

[sympathischeufos]

Genuine question: Isn't this just Bond villainy and/or medieval torture dungeon? Or what kind of facility are we talking about?

[phantomrose96]

The Facility is a critically important part here. See it’s a Science Facility. It’s run by a very shady clandestine organization, which is incredibly powerful. They’re maybe part of the government, or if not the government then something Illuminati-like.

As such The Facility is very high tech, and likely buried underground or hidden somewhere no normal person can access. The Torture being done is for Science, which the Facility is for. It’s all scientists in lab coats doing the torture. There is so much lab equipment and probably a lot of devices hooked up to the special character which will beep and go off the charts when the special character has a violent mind explosion. This part is important.

[phantomrose96]

A lot of really good mentions in the notes here

Mewtwo

Secrets of Nimh

Wolverine

Akira

Elfen Lied

Shadow the Hedgehog

And a special mention to the couple of people identifying that a 12-year-old stuck in school all day is, perhaps, in a way, a special character being tortured in the science facility.

[specialagentartemis]

Intelligent alien species based on bugs but specifically those moths that don’t have mouths and only live for a week after they pupate. This species’ whole conscious life is actually in the larval phase; larvae are the ones considered people, larvae are the ones with conscious and complex brains who build society, and each instar of the larva is treated as a different phase of life. Larvae become emotionally and socially and cognitively mature without ever becoming sexually mature. When they pupate, they metamorphose into something different and strange and close to mindless, with no mouth and no digestive system, whose only instincts are to mate and then quickly die. Metamorphosis is treated, functionally, like a person’s death, and the imago phase is a kind of proto-afterlife of majestic flight and the continuation of the species. Birth and death inextricably intertwined. Sex is not something people do during their lives, it’s a thing that is done as an imago after you’ve passed on from your life but before you return to the soil in death. Resultant eggs are collected by family members to raise. I think this would be fun.

[gemfeathers]

[illustrious-paladin-lesbian]

[cannibalcaprine]

would you ever consider wearing a mask for fashion/personal presentation purposes?

yes, but only for events

yes, but only formally

yes, as part of an outfit

yes, as everyday wear

i already do this

no

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

[cannibalcaprine]

if such, what degree of mask?

covering the entire head

covering the entire face

covering only the upper half of the face

covering only the lower half of the face

some other ratio of face-to-mask

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

[cannibalcaprine]

if you do not, then why do you not do this already?

fear of embarrassment

professional dress code

religious reasons

just such a big fan of face-recognizing surveillance

cannot find a good mask

prefers to show meat-face

i do in fact do this already

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

WHO WANTS TO DO CAUSAL NUDITY WITH ME

[mandate-transgenderism]

your nudity causes my nudity

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

FUCK I MEANT

AH WHATEVER

YEAH SURE CAUSATIVE NUDITY

[elois-illust]

[dryderpunk]

Turns out i picked a good time to switch to yellow

got so many callbacks to the old model and rules too