[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[best-of-memes]

[b3hold-a-lady]

[queenbeyoncegkc]

Sorry, I ain’t sorry

[goldenpaint]

you know those bitter ass people who make fun of people who want to use the new year as an opportunity for a change? why does someone taking advantage of a symbolic fresh start upset y'all so much

[thisisjosh42-deactivated2021051]

When girls look for things W/ Sara Hopkins, Robby Ayala

[theresnosuchthingastheone]

This is so real

[writingcello-deactivated2016012]

@updatepls

[peacheat]

I don’t even know why we do this? Is it because our boobs get in our line of sight when we look down?

[twitterlols]

[urbanrealism]

[evan-knoblauch-deactivated20180]

Selene Garter Belt † Idaicy

[butterybyrneybase-blog]

Classic moment from Chris Kamara

[wegoingon-deactivated20181007]

[deathrecords-deactivated2016070]

[savage-slayin-queen]

[onlytwitterpics]

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[quotemadness]

I want to have more sex, travel more, drink more wine and love life.

(via netflixandalcohol)

[adoringgreys]