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well that explains the ripples in the water cup t0day.
0h one 0f those timelines. n0t to0 surprising with the variety and all.
why w0uld i laugh? compared t0 the last few people i've chatted with y0u're on the slim side. besides, with all the lethargy and shit y0u're talking about y0u sound m0re sick than anything else. sure that's not it?
feels like you're supposed to? thought everyone was supposed to be an asshole when you get fat. kinda rapidly losing all evidence for that and now i feel silly for even making a big deal out of it? i should definitely make those fries xl now
well that explains the ripples in the water cup t0day.
hey, for your information i'm losing weight. that's what a "diet" is supposed to do and i'm doing one so i must be. and it's completely unbearable.
s0unds like its more 0f a die-t then.
moving al0ng. i'm usually on the mass gaining side 0f universes but hey if it's what you think is best. h0w much have you l0st?
how much... well... i think my scale might be broken? it still keeps going up... yeah it's broken, sorry.
*glrrrrg*
ugh, hungry... again.
what a shame. a purely unf0rtunate turn of events. i have n0 doubts it's c0ming along nicely.
i think 0nce you tank en0ugh hunger pains it just kind of g0es away. that or y0u die. i don't kn0w how it w0rks for fully alive pe0ple.
from my experience so far i think you go insane first, then you die, then you stop being hungry. maybe you die first? i sure feel it.
hey unrelated do you think they do like... healthy takeout. maybe
s0unds about c0rrect from my 0wn experience. as for healthy take0ut i guess you'd have t0 find a place that prepares healthy fo0d wouldn't y0u? i don't think the delivery service calls the sh0t on fat c0ntents.
i would n0t know ab0ut any place that services actually healthy fo0d and stays in business. definitely n0t myself.
you c0uld try working 0ut i guess. pretty sure if you d0 enough 0f that it doesn't really matter h0w much you eat.
ughh there isn't a single place anywhere that doesn't specialize in some kinda greasy disaster that i really want. i'm not even sure if anyone in a ten mile radius of here cares. ...im not sure if i c-
sigh. id work out again if i had more than zero energy. actually used to keep up with that pretty okay
what, y0u put down r0ots s0mewhere? if you're the fairy type aa there must be a timeline 0r bubble somewhere that serves f0od f0r carrotbeasts.
i'm pretty sure my psi0nics burn off what few cal0ries i bother intaking f0r kicks. but they also burn up just ab0ut everything else including neurons s0 probably n0t the soluti0n you want.
been tired. been living the multicultural human-troll city life for a bit. kinda miss wandering though... too drained for it recently. takes time and effort to find places, even if it looks instant when i do it
i think im just gonna get burgs and live with the consequences of being the worst at dieting, i can't even think straight like this. feel free to laugh at me i guess
well that explains the ripples in the water cup t0day.
hey, for your information i'm losing weight. that's what a "diet" is supposed to do and i'm doing one so i must be. and it's completely unbearable.
s0unds like its more 0f a die-t then.
moving al0ng. i'm usually on the mass gaining side 0f universes but hey if it's what you think is best. h0w much have you l0st?
how much... well... i think my scale might be broken? it still keeps going up... yeah it's broken, sorry.
*glrrrrg*
ugh, hungry... again.
what a shame. a purely unf0rtunate turn of events. i have n0 doubts it's c0ming along nicely.
i think 0nce you tank en0ugh hunger pains it just kind of g0es away. that or y0u die. i don't kn0w how it w0rks for fully alive pe0ple.
from my experience so far i think you go insane first, then you die, then you stop being hungry. maybe you die first? i sure feel it.
hey unrelated do you think they do like... healthy takeout. maybe
s0unds about c0rrect from my 0wn experience. as for healthy take0ut i guess you'd have t0 find a place that prepares healthy fo0d wouldn't y0u? i don't think the delivery service calls the sh0t on fat c0ntents.
i would n0t know ab0ut any place that services actually healthy fo0d and stays in business. definitely n0t myself.
you c0uld try working 0ut i guess. pretty sure if you d0 enough 0f that it doesn't really matter h0w much you eat.
ughh there isn't a single place anywhere that doesn't specialize in some kinda greasy disaster that i really want. i'm not even sure if anyone in a ten mile radius of here cares. ...im not sure if i c-
sigh. id work out again if i had more than zero energy. actually used to keep up with that pretty okay
well that explains the ripples in the water cup t0day.
hey, for your information i'm losing weight. that's what a "diet" is supposed to do and i'm doing one so i must be. and it's completely unbearable.
s0unds like its more 0f a die-t then.
moving al0ng. i'm usually on the mass gaining side 0f universes but hey if it's what you think is best. h0w much have you l0st?
how much... well... i think my scale might be broken? it still keeps going up... yeah it's broken, sorry.
*glrrrrg*
ugh, hungry... again.
what a shame. a purely unf0rtunate turn of events. i have n0 doubts it's c0ming along nicely.
i think 0nce you tank en0ugh hunger pains it just kind of g0es away. that or y0u die. i don't kn0w how it w0rks for fully alive pe0ple.
from my experience so far i think you go insane first, then you die, then you stop being hungry. maybe you die first? i sure feel it.
hey unrelated do you think they do like... healthy takeout. maybe
well that explains the ripples in the water cup t0day.
hey, for your information i'm losing weight. that's what a "diet" is supposed to do and i'm doing one so i must be. and it's completely unbearable.
s0unds like its more 0f a die-t then.
moving al0ng. i'm usually on the mass gaining side 0f universes but hey if it's what you think is best. h0w much have you l0st?
how much... well... i think my scale might be broken? it still keeps going up... yeah it's broken, sorry.
*glrrrrg*
ugh, hungry... again.
well that explains the ripples in the water cup t0day.
hey, for your information i'm losing weight. that's what a "diet" is supposed to do and i'm doing one so i must be. and it's completely unbearable.
Vrrrrrrrrrrr-
Glp. Glp. Glp.
Still not enough. Aradia grumbles. She'd read that this "smoothie" stuff was supposed to be both healthy and satisfying, but, every time she tasted it it just wasn't hitting the spot.
So this was the cycle she'd unwittingly found herself in for the past hour. Fruit, blend, drink. Draining a good third of the jug every time and simply shaking her head. Not good enough. She'd crack this eventually.
*glrrrrnk.*
Aradia's belly growls. Gurgles. Grumbles, even.
this diet... sucks
how am i supposed to eat only 2000 of these "calories" a day without going completely insane
they should make the numbers on the packets lower
She sighs, shifts her ample doughy rear in her seat, and starts flipping through unanswered messages. Must be something distracting enough in there...