this seems a bit sketchy

Isabel/27

[a-cloak-deactivated20241120]

that feeling when you get a brand new story idea, but it literally has no plot yet, just vibes>>

[phoenixmartinez-ride]

Why are vegans like this?? I don’t know this person, she just randomly fucking messaged my to tell me I’m a sociopath because I eat meat.

[rebelgerl]

[huntertheguy]

“Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.”

[acehelix]

This post is hilarious. And it will continue to be hilarious until the vegans find it.

[tunnaa-unnaa]

Today at school I was given a chance to play “Spot The Vegan”:

I was in the cafeteria and a group of girls were eating bread rolls in the next table. “Is there meat in these rolls??” one of them asked furiously. All of the girls checked their bread rolls and everyone found some small particles and started to investigate them. “Eww who puts meat in bread? So gross!”

No one puts meat inside bread, I said to myself as I stood up from my table to get myself one of those rolls. I didn’t need to even pick one, because there was a label next to the bread basket:

“Contains garlic”

[the-rightful-king-of-assgard]

Telling my sister about “spot the vegan,” “spot the 12.9 year old” and how “we” can’t understand how Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston don’t have adorable little kids.

Her: You use the term “we,” and what’s with these games? You definitely sound like some sort of cult.

I think she’s figured us out. If only she knew how the SPN fans talk about missing Satan.

[slick-slytherin]

Tumblr…where people with too much of a sense of humor and people with no sense of humor collide..there is no in between

[huntertheguy]

My Vegan Ideology > Nature 

[tatertot-hotdish]

My science teacher was once talking about the food chain. That’s when one person decided to say that they are a vegan. He was shocked and started to talk about steak. That poor vegan’s face was full of confusion. No one has ever heard our teacher talk so passionately before. It makes me think that he never played “spot the vegan”,

[c3po]

tumblr is like a water hole

[ggggggddg]

Explain

[c3po]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Neck lengths of birds + aggression: a study.”

By @inomnomcom

[red-hot-chili-tiefling-deactiva]

@lindenmori

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[aristocratic-android]

NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE

[humanpersonface]

Building a bathroom for the shopping district in Sims.

[freedominthedarkmp3]

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I'm Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I'm Greek.

[pastelpinkcheeks]

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I'm not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said "oh no I'm Brazilian hahah" and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, "I'm Brazilian too"

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

[werelivingarts-deactivated20230]

beginner’s guide to astrology

Hiiii, it’s werelivingarts. I’m back with another beginner’s guide to astrology! ☺️ 

Astrology is not 100% scientific but it is an art of interpretation on movement of celestial bodies when you were born. You may not fit in well in your sun sign because you have so many other signs that also may affect your personality! 🌌

More resources if you are interested: Creating Birth Charts with Astro Seek App - Co-Star

What’s your sun, moon and rising sign?  I’m Libra 🌞with a soul of Gemini 🌚 and put the mask of Scorpio ⬆!

[debelice]

    Flowers blooming time lapse