lasagna-coded lasagna-girl

nichi | 20s | she/they | watch black sails or else

[girlmostlikely]

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[kosmogrl]

[moonstoneandmoonlight]

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[7777777awawawa7777777]

>100,000 notes - mass market slop

10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser

1,000 notes - cult classic

100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste

10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation

[screenshotsofdespair]

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[brick3621]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I've just seen a TV show review describe teen pregnancy as an "adult theme" and I'm sorry but what are we even doing. how is that. how is that a. like it says in the name of the thing that it's

[noisepuppy]

I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"

[adz]

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

[adz]

nods serenely

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[freedominthedarkmp3]

horny women defenders grab your swords. we ride at dawn