lasagna-coded lasagna-girl

nichi | 20s | she/they | watch black sails or else

[girlmostlikely]

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[bonivers]

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

[beemovieerotica]

please say sike

[ralfmaximus]

I'm gonna write a novel with zero dialogue. These guys will be physically unable to process it. The pages are blank. Why would you publish 300 blank pages and call it 'a novel'??

[fairycosmos]

you literally can’t even do something anymore because there’ll be a consequence. and you literally can’t even do nothing anymore because there’ll be a consequence

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[irondive]

[intrigd-voyagr]

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

[petulantworm]

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

[chronicallyhomoerotic]

this is a poem. To me.

[dankxsinatra]

[freedominthedarkmp3]

My biggest anti-patriotic crime as an Italian is that sometimes i have to put on a playlist like "Dreamy Italian Riviera vibes ♡ early morning Chill at Portofino with your old money Italian boyfriend" for a bit of escapism

[ryebreadgf]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

i love following people with kinks I don’t have because somtimes I’m like

[vivisecti-deactivated20250222]

[sunboxinsignia]

[girldrivers]

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[attackoftheskydancers]

Screenshots I took to traumatize my husband when I got this ad

[pastimperfection]

It is HILARIOUS that they're censoring fuck. Let's not offend any delicate sensibilities by dropping a complete f-bomb in the middle of explaining the rules of the monster fucking 💦💦💦 game.

[wakingfromthewater]

This is going to enter my vocabulary

[daalcuntynatural]

he really said dean can’t be gay because i’m not gay . hey man you know youre acting right. you know supernatural isn’t real? hey can someone check on him i think its gotten worse