With a Minor in kicking yer ass

A roleplay blog for my PC from Final Fantasy XIV, Y'landa. All art is property of their original owners unless stated otherwise. All in-game footage is property of Square Enix M!As: None! Feel free to give some

[gilgameshthegenji]

majoredinhealing:

She huffed and rolled her eyes. “Well, ‘mnot the one t’look a gift bird in the mouth. Thank ye, Greg.”

“not like you haven’t earned that and more… I still remember you healing me up when I was in deep”

[majoredinhealing]

“T’weren’t nothin’, really,” she said with a shrug. If anything, she came out of that more banged up than he did, probably. “Well, this breakfast ain’t gonna eat itself, mate. Grab yerself a fork.”

[majoredinhealing]

Reading is fundamental

Make a PF for Shinryu EX past Add phase

People join

Party ports in

Some are watching cutscenes

Me: Oh nooooooooo...

Later

Tanks: Uh, lol thought this was Abania EX, never did Shinryu

Everyone else: How do you make that mistake?

Tanks: I dunno, can we try?

Tidal Wave

Everyone but 3 people: Die

Me: ... Are... are you fucking serious?

BLM who died to Tidal Wave: Rage quits

WHM who didn't die to Tidal Wave: Rightfully rage quits

Me: Also rage quits and disbands party

Me: This isn't what I signed up for, and I made the fucking party!

[gilgameshthegenji]

majoredinhealing:

“God gods, man! Where’d ye come from?!” She looks down, then looks back up. “Uh… thank ye? M’ not sure that’s ‘ow y’say ‘ello after disappearin’ t’Hydalen knows where fer so long.”

His response was a simple shrug as the small plate of breakfast fare found its way to the nearest flat surface. 

“I wonder a lot, usually not by choice, I’m just glad I got to come back at all”

[majoredinhealing]

She huffed and rolled her eyes. “Well, 'mnot the one t’look a gift bird in the mouth. Thank ye, Greg.”

[gilgameshthegenji]

@majoredinhealing  

“Hi want some breakfast? Also, I’m not dead”

[majoredinhealing]

“God gods, man! Where’d ye come from?!” She looks down, then looks back up. “Uh... thank ye? M’ not sure that’s ‘ow y’say ‘ello after disappearin’ t’Hydalen knows where fer so long.”

[majoredinhealing]

[majoredinhealing]

//Some days, I don’t know whether I friendship the hell out of Squall or Bartz or just straight up ship them.

This has been a random Corn post. Go back to enjoying your day.

[majoredinhealing]

That Nintendo Direct...

I need to lie down.

[majoredinhealing]

Weird story idea:

Dracula is looking for his next victim. When he finds it, his usual tricks don’t work on her not because she’s not interested or the like-

it’s because those ideas terrify her and brings up awful memories.

Dracula then takes it upon himself to right the wrong.

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I got an estate! \o/

Medium in the Goblet on Hyperion

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I had a weird thought that kinda had the idea of the final season of Jackie Chan Adventures with FFXIV. So, for those who don’t know, the final season of Jackie Chan Adventures involved the items that banished the demon sorcerers. Said items had some of the evil chi of said sorcerers and could thusly empower those who had the items. So, my thought was an item that held the aether of a Primal that could be bestowed upon mortals but could drive them crazy.

[ffxivreactions]

When you see people without their job armor in Royal Menagerie

[ffxivtankitude]

Great! Onto a different topic!! We finally hit the 200 followers!!

(Man that banner is not pretty, though I’m not exactly an expert on these things, just drawing.)

As promised, I’ll be doing an Art giveaway!! On the banner, you can see two examples of the style I will be using.

Rules

Must be following Tankittude, seeing as this is for you guys.

One like, one reblog count towards it. Only one like and one reblog. Any other subsequent reblogs will not be counted.

Can not be a giveaway blog.

Winners will be picked through the random number generator.

Must be FFXIV characters only, since this is a FFXIV blog.

Prizes

1st prize winner: 1 full body fully shaded character with a simple background (patterned, gradient, or one color).

2nd prize winner: 1 thigh up flat colored and lined character with a simple background. (Patterned, gradient, or one color)

Time

The giveaway will end on February 4th at 12am PST

[ffxivtankitude]

Alright peeps, it’s almost February 4th, so you got two more days before the giveaway ends!

[majoredinhealing]

Since I miiiight be picking Ninja back up for a group, I wanna see some Ninja glamours because I got fucking nothing. 

[athena-ishnuala]

Haurchefant Full Armour Design. 

Thanks to all have voted and given suggestions. Here is the completed design. I added a lot more details(might be overdoing it?)Hope you like it!

Feel free to cosplay/3D model it as long as you credit me. 

[majoredinhealing]

The 2.0 MSQ story in a nutshell

Scions: *mysterious and shit*

WoL: Yo, who the fuck are you?

WoL: *has an Echo flashback*

WoL: Yo, what the fuck was that?

Ifrit: *appears*

WoL: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

Titan: -DAT ARC-

WoL: WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!

Garuda: -her turn-

WoL: Look, I have a lot of pent up aggression from these douches in Ishgard (except for Haurchefaunt because bae

Ultima Weapon: *does shit*

WoL: HOLY SHIT, AND YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT THAT THING?! NOPE, FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT-

-several quests and achievements later-

WoL: Time to go kill Ultima... again.

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You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for this top (and how many times I’ve run Skalla to get the damn thing).

Items used

Weapon: Anabasis Lux (Relic weapon)

Head: Red-Feathered Flat Hat (Valentine’s event item)

Body: Skallic Jacket of Healing (Dungeon drop from final boss of Drowned City of Skalla) (Dalamud Red Dye)

Hands: Augmented Scholar’s Gloves (augmented version of AF1 gear) (Jet Black Dye)

Legs: Augmented Shire’s Preceptor’s Hose (augmented i260/i270 Tomestone gear from Idyllshire) (Dalamud Red Dye)

Feet: Alexandrian Boots of Healing (A10S and A11S drop OR 6 Alexandrian Manefesto - Page 2) (Dalamud Red Dye)

... Is it legal for one girl to be so dang cute?!

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While I like the 4.1 changes to SCH...

I’d like more synergy within the SCH’s kit.

inb4 people are saying, “You want SCH to be broken” or “SCH is fine/it does good DPS”.

No- No. That’s not what I’m asking. If something broken happens, then, yeah, nerfs should happen, BUT-

We have some interesting tools in

and

(Okay, SMN’s has Bane as well- BUT)

Here’s the thing-

We can only pass along Galvanize (the added effect of Adloquium and Succor) or Eye for Eye (which is now CROSS. ROLE.) with Deployment Tactics, and we can only pass Bio II (because Bio I is now replaced by Bio II when Bio II is learned, and Bio II is learned before Bane, sooo) and Miasma I (SMNs can pass their Bio III and Miasma III when they receive those skills at lv60-something).

BUT-

SCHs have two special skills- Excogitation (lv62) and Chain Stratagem (lv64) that places a buff on a target (the former) and a debuff on a target (the latter), YET, cannot be passed with Deployment nor Bane.

Sooooooooo, we can pass EYE. FOR. EYE- A CROSS ROLE SKILL- but we cannot pass THE JOB’S. TRADEMARK. LIBRA?! (Let’s be real, Chain Stratagem is just a fancy Libra. WHY IT TOOK 2 EXPANSIONS TO GET IT-)

I would like it (A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT), if Deployment Tactics was updated to this:

Deployment Tactics: Spreads any non-pet specific effect (so no Rouse or Sustain or Aetherpact/Fey’s Union?) cast by you or your pet on a party member to all party members within range (with the current duration of the original effect).

With this change, Excog can become a HUGE AoE heal cooldown every 2 minutes. The thing I hear against this is because “THAT’S OP”- Now, you have to remember:

1) Deployment has a cooldown of 2 MINUTES. You are not doing this for every bit of spike damage that happens ever.

2) Everyone has to be in range, so, y’know, those casters off in bum-fucks nowhere ain’t getting this shit.

3) Galvanize shields and Excog work IN DIRECT OPPOSITION to each other. See, Excog needs the target to be below 50% of their max, base HP to trigger. If that doesn’t happen in the 45s span, Excog just falls off and does NOTHING. Galvanize effects add a shield that prevents the player with the buff from taking damage, essentially giving them more HP. So, in reality, if Excog and Galvanize are both passed, Excog’s activation threshold is much lower than 50%, more like 45% on a non-crit (gods, maybe 30% on a crit, if that) AND, this isn’t accounting for any other shields or damaging reducing effects (Addle/Feint/Shake it Off/Divine Veil/Collective Unconsciousness/Sacred Soil/Passage of Arms)

4) You still can’t Deploy off of yourself, so no passing around Lucid Dreaming (not like you would, but there you go) or Cleric Stance (+5% on yourself is good. +5% on EVERYONE is absurd).

And for Bane:

Bane: Spreads any effect cast by you or your pet (except Miasma II) to all enemies within range of the target (for any damage over time effects, for each target hit after the first, the potency of those effects are reduced by 10%, up to a maximum of 40%)

SO, this allows SMNs to pass MOTHER FUCKING CONTAGION to all targets for some of that DELICIOUS TRI-BIND ACTION (and Painflare, I guess), as well as making the drop off of the DoTs less extreme because, GOD DAMN, 20% reduction on everything after the first is DUMB. ... Also, you can pass around Heavy from Break if you really, really missed that effect from Miasma (RIP Ruin II’s blind tho). (I’ve been reading around it’s not even optimal anymore for SMNs to use Bane? Like, hard cast DoTs on everything and use Aetherflows on Painflare.)

Now, I added “or your pet” to these effects because, other than the aforementioned Contagion, I’ve been wanting some changes to the fairies. I think they would be a bit more balanced if their effects only affected one player, but then, you could Deploy those effects around if you need them. (Whispering Dawn should stay as it is, though.) I’d like Selene’s Silence be more like the old Virus that SCH used to have (but no cast time PLEASE). I would love if if they removed the cast times from all of these skills (ESPECIALLY EMBRACE) because that’s what makes it “difficult” for the pet to do their shit in a timely manner.

PS: I’d like it if Adloquium also has a base shield of 150% of the heal while keeping the Crit doubling effect (so that if you can’t deploy the critlo, you can still deploy SOMETHING decent) while Succor also gets the Crit effect (because we still want to stack crit anyway for the Adlo crit).

PPS: Next expansion, I want Meltdown (200 AoE Potency with 10% drop off for each target hit) for a new Aetherflow action (give it a 45s-60s cooldown so that Energy Drain isn’t completely outclassed, or you can alternatively make it 150 AoE with 10% drop off and have Energy Drain upgrade into it to reduce button bloat).

Edit: PPPS:

YO, WHERE THE FUCK IS SAM’S GIL TOSS AT THO?!