Eltritch Blest

cycling blorbos like a bingo machine

[majorxmaggiexboy]

Which one of my Mighty Nein wips should i finally write?

Werewolf Au (lightearted, very pg-13 as these things go)

Cat!leb (humor)

At least seven instances of friendly fire (canon typical)

Ghost/lich caleb (canon typical)

Caleb’s captured by bandits and trying to protect a kidnapped kiddo (dark)

Beau tries her level best to teach Caleb how to fight (canon typical)

Caleb’s attempts to boost team morale (canon typical, humor)

Voting ended onJul 1, 2025

[majorxmaggiexboy]

[fllooredbythelorddotcom]

[horrifyingsludge]

ethos, pathos, logos, and d'artagnan

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Remaining time: 2 days 8 hours

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I can’t believe Grace has to fight both Stan twins

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 6

[majorxmaggiexboy]

phm crossover with The Terror where Grace didn’t want to get on that boat and now there’s a polar bear

[majorxmaggiexboy]

My neighbor keeps adding signs and I’m like who hurt you bro

[majorxmaggiexboy]

depression’s winning again I’m so tired of this 😔

[barbaricjester]

"You are tuned to a frequency... That is not my frequency." -Caleb when Beau asks if he's in love with Nott and implies horny antics. You can rip demiromantic/demisexual Caleb out of my cold dead hands.

[xalatath]

How it feels lately

[humanbyweight]

I just want everyone to know that one of the most venomous spiders in the world is this adorable little dork

[majorxmaggiexboy]

I’m watching Frankenstein and the sheer audacity to jump from “please make me a friend” to “what so you can procreate??? Hm???” Is such a bastard move just make another boy one or make them Barbies it’s not difficult Frank

[finally-found-some-fudge-to-buy]

My oversharing queen. Couldn’t be mysterious to save his life

[thefloatingstone]

When your cat falls asleep on you.

[tuatara-time]

this is how that scene went, right?

[grayscale-sparks]

and I’m supposed to be normal about him.

[majorxmaggiexboy]

I don’t care about the actor’s height Colt gives Short King energy