'cause it was, you know. the best.

Everything is stories forever. General nerdery, strange humor, hot people and social justice.

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[thoracique]

The Pitt + the internet (1/?) — Onion headlines

[gardengnosticator]

my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

[organicmatter]

guys i just found out about this site that does a daily guessing game, it’s phylogenetic wordle- so fun!!!

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[pettydemon]

[liamthesnail]

this is one of, if not the best screenshot i've ever gotten from a game changer episode in my entire fucking life

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[sketchytea]

josephine montilyet - nine of pentacles

2/3 of my postcards for @dragonageannual 2026! so happy i got to draw my wife in all her beautiful intelligent glory. if you have received her i would love to see it 💛

[chanafehs]

The Lady Vivienne, enchanter of my heart

[makeitagoodoneeh]

I keep simply not getting around to downloading any apps or anything for tracking reading, so I'm just going to do it this way so that I have a record when I get around to filling in a @2026-book-bingo card.

Books I've read in 2026:

Adult Braces, Lindy West (audio)

Broken Harbor, Tana French (audio)

The Secret Place, Tana French (audio)

Silver Nitrate, Silvia Moreno-Garcia (paper)

Holding The Door Open, Mark Walinske (paper)

The Salt Roads, Nalo Hopkinson (paper)

New and Selected Poems vol. 2, Mary Oliver (paper)

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In progress:

Vienna Waltz, Tracy Grant (paper)

The Tresspasser, Tana French (audio)

Complete Poems of Robert Frost (paper)

[makeitagoodoneeh]

Finished Vienna Waltz, and The Trespasser, and An Indigenous People's History of the United States (audio).

Now in progress:

The Last Report On the Miracles At Little No Horse, Louise Erdrich (audio)

[makeitagoodoneeh]

Finished The Last Report On the Miracles At Little No Horse.

Now in progress:

The Warmth Of Other Suns, Isabel Wilkerson (paper)

The Starless Sea, Erin Morganstern (paper)

Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, Susanna Clarke (audio)

[thesituation]

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

[thesituation]

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

[scarletjohansson]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically