The Industry's Best and Brightest!(or not)

Independent Hyperdimension Neptunia Maker OC multimuse. Semi-Selective, NSFW Selective, Crossover friendly.

[catchthemouser]

What happens when you put FE lords on horses

You get a chad

Or you get a virgin

And then there’s Chrom

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reblog if you want anons

[making-gamindustri-blog]

gamindustriorigin:

“Exactly. So don’t pretend like your feelings are hurt when you get told the obvious. Now that, that problem is cleared. Where is my hug, hm?”

“Eh, you and Miss Vert took me in, so! I really can’t complain!” And cue the good old glomp and hug.

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gamindustriorigin:

“Because we know you…”

“Yes, you do! Plus you know how mischievous I can be!”

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gamindustriorigin:

“You being a degenerate heathan isn’t anything new. Honestly, I’d be more shocked if you told me you were being good.”

“Not you, too... even Miss Vert has to keep asking me if I haven’t punched the daylights out of another Maker.”

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gamindustriorigin:

“Jokes aside, what of actual importance have I missed?”

“No, your personal endeavors do not count.”

“...Does ‘I didn’t almost kill EA this time’ count?”

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“...Seriously, though. Anyone who defends EA with that much fervor likely never saw the open sky. Just a granite ceiling in a torture chamber somewhere underground.”

[making-gamindustri-blog]

 “Ahem- allow me to give my input on A Way Out.”

“Hey, come on guys knock it off. EA’s really passionate about this game and you’re being mean by making fun of her. Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only Man’s not hot, never hot Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat Boom. Two plus two is four, minus one is three, quick maths.” You can tell she’s trying to stifle back laughter with her already obvious sarcastic tone.

[making-gamindustri-blog]

“Fear the cup. Fear its power.” You say as you struggle to hold three awards.

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the-strength-of-heart:

“Oh uhhh…..” She doesn’t want to offend the other. “Y-Yeah…..I guess….I guess it looks okay….”

“...You seem to be unaware of the meaning of sarcasm.”

[making-gamindustri-blog]

“Battlefront 2 had such fantastic and engaging gameplay in terms of its campaign I just have to show you all...” She says, while trying to stifle back laughter.

[making-gamindustri-blog]

“Being serious is too boring. I just want to have fun, not sound like Miss Chika.” And there she goes, back to her normal self.

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theplacewithmanymuses:

“Well I have had more then one person try to kill me you know, and after having many people trying to kill me it’s just something you get use too I mean heck right now there’s someone trying to kill me right now ”. 

“Someone? More like everyone at this point. Me not-withstanding, but you get the idea, don’t you? People would rather see you rot in the Gamindustri Graveyard than accept apologies as half-baked as the cookies I make for Miss Vert~.”

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theplacewithmanymuses:

And she’s not even shaken, for she just accepts people wanting to beat for their own reasons. “Well if you do there is very little I can do to stop you , as I remember that time you beat up several of my guards while I was resting”

“Nah. It’s not fun if it’s out of pity. Give credit where credit is due, the means justify the ends, et cetera. It was more fun messing with you when there was genuine terror back then.” ...And she goes from happy, to happily cold-hearted.

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theplacewithmanymuses:

“Well if I have to be honest it’s been not great but okay , I mean I was burned by Disney in a literal sense for *hurting her brand* and then tossed around like a football by an angry mob but hey it could always be worse, I could be beaten up by you again or have my soul ripped from the grave again ”

“The former could be arranged. The lady who paid me to beat you up twice didn’t talk to me yet, but I can beat you up for free!” BEATRICE.

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theplacewithmanymuses:

“Why would I need aloe for, I mean yes I was set on fire by Disney and have some burns from it but I don’t think that would help”

“It’s called a turn of phrase, genius. Anyway, how goes the constant shunning and such?” Beatrice, you just love throwing salt in the wound, don’t you?

[making-gamindustri-blog]

“Did you need some aloe for that burn, EA?”