Not to be dramatic, but I would do unspeakable things for this man's pitiful, misty eyed face
iām forever impressed by how shawn hatosy can objectively be a large and powerful man while also being able to look so so pitiful and small
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Not to be dramatic, but I would do unspeakable things for this man's pitiful, misty eyed face
iām forever impressed by how shawn hatosy can objectively be a large and powerful man while also being able to look so so pitiful and small
no cause we really got jack "i'll pay for it" abbot, titus "iām the one whoās going to gets you" danforth and grant "you dont have to beg me to fuck you i'm going to" reilly
THE. SAME. YEAR
he basically horny bombed us without blinking, and then he dares to show up on interviews acting all shy (which I love)
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Every time I look at Titus Danforth I hear the Leslie Jones quote āheās kinda cuteā¦.heās a MURDERER!!!!ā¦he is kinda cute though.ā In my headā¦.
[SCREAMS]
Belly belly belly belly belly belly
okay okay more discussion time on how different characters in the hatosy verse (a continuation of this post) are related in a messed up family tree
so what I've gathered is that we're working with jack abbot (the pitt), brett richards (fire country), grant riley (quinn's "yes, chef" audio) sammy bryant (southland), titus danforth (ready or not 2), terry mccandless (reckless), charlie reid (chicago pd), and andrew "pope" cody (animal kingdom)
IN MY MIND (which can be so different from everyone else's so dw) Jack, Grant, and Brett are the perfect combo for triplets. they're all in that silver-fox shawn era so timelines match up more. jack chose the army, brett chose firefighting, and grant went on to culinary school.
then we have the FIRST set of twins - Pope and Titus. now I know they're so different but both lowkey have baseline mental issues that could have spiraled two different ways. lowkey both smurf and chester d needed an eldest son, so why not split them up for money.
then (their poor mother) the SECOND set of twins - Terry and Charlie who both somehow became corrupted cops....they claim it's a twin thing and I can see them keeping burner phones and chit chatting about new ways on how to tip the scales in their favor
and finally, sammy bryant gives off youngest son vibes to me so HARD, like this kid grew up seeing his eldest brothers do something for the world and decided to become a detective/police officer who sometimes bends the rules (he learned it from Terry and Charlie of course).
now, this can go in such a plethora of ways, but if I had to make my own hatosy verse and write multiple fics, this is the way I'd go about it :)
please I need to discuss with people about how serious I am about this
I actually canāt imagine thinking Pope isnāt an eater. That man would not be able to go to sleep at night without eating you out until youāre literally writhing
I KNOW THATS RIGHT MOOTIE I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!
that man eats u for his OWN pleasure! that man eats u as a hobby he eats u as enrichment he eats u out BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER, MIDNIGHT SNACK.
Pope would eat that cookie with hair on it, waxed, stubbled (tho this one makes him whine about hurting his cheeks), fun design - he would EAT IT.
Forget Smurf's apple pie you know what Andrew David Cody is gonna do after a heist? EAT IT
after you come back sweaty from the gym? EAT IT
you just got back from a 12 hr shift?? HES GONNA EAT IT
BLEEDING? HES GONNA EAT IT
BACK FROM DEALING WITH CODY BULLSHIT? EAT IT!!!!
hes gonna eat you out caveman style hunching between yo legs grunting groaning nose pressed to your fupa, thighs earmuffing his eats until you scream. dick rock hard in his pants? don't matter he gotta EAT IT first. hell he might cum in them before he even fucks you.
he's gonna spend the night SLEEPLESS just breathing heavy looking at your kittykat, wakes you up at 2:18 in da goddamn MORNING talking bout "Can I please eat you out real quick? I just need it" while ur there bleary eyed. and when yr dumb ass nods and spreads ur legs hes gonna EAT IT UNTIL HES SATISFIED
THIS MAN RIGHT HERE ^^^
HEāS EATING IT!!!!!!
And then you canāt even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg itās so strict???