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[maksverstappen]

never kill yourself, gayer things are coming

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hi, i'm gi. main. ao3. hockey edits. f1 edits. headcanons.

i'm a full-time designer, part-time lover and jack of all creative trades. i eat a lot, talk a lot and workout a lot. never had a good opinion in my life and not about to start now. currently doing design commissions for charity.

[drexmwomxn]

[thesexyceleb]

[maksverstappen]

by the way, i haven’t brought this up yet but my friends and i watched only jennifer lopez movies while on vacay and im now a huge jennifer lopez fan. she is an insanely beautiful woman. in one of the movies we watched one character said she “glows” and you know what? she does glow. gorgeous woman. so talented. she deserves better.

[maksverstappen]

no need to do all that germany. no need.

[fairybreaddemon]

more from Connor at the World Cup 06/12/2026

[via Connor Langill’s IG story]

[maksverstappen]

meal prepped a salad using some old vegetables that looked fine but did not, in fact, taste fine

[maksverstappen]

i know the magical curse where one of them turns into an animal hybrid is super overdone but i like the concept of it for mcdrai where connor gets cursed and instead of the usual woe is me attitude he’s actually quite practical and snarky about the whole thing like of courseeeeeee now i have to deal with this stupid fucking curse in addition to all the other crap in my life ugh fuck me fr. usually he’d just go to lauren and have some crazy wild powerful sex but she’s away on a trip and she’s very empathetic and caring as she does her makeup on facetime and tells him that he’s a big boy, he can figure out a solution can’t he xx and connor CAN it’s just the hassle of it all! ugh! and in the middle of the season!

and maybe while all this is happening leon is in the room playing on his phone and only half paying attention, kind of amused by connor’s whining and not thinking anything much of it until eventually connor Gives up and rolls over and says heyyyyy and leon’s like oh? you’re finally gone admit you need my help? because only Some People he’s known what the solution is since minute 1 and he’s just been waiting and connor’s like yeah yeah don’t let it get to your head ok as he reaches inside leon’s shorts and grabs his dick

or like something idk

[sea-shelly]

are we finally going to get charles and lewis fans fighting each other 👀

[maksverstappen]

i actually do wonder if there’s anything worth reading in the 3344 ao3 tag. i confess i’ve never been there.

[formulahs]

okay so heres how max can still get the 5th this year

[maksverstappen]

some of you guys are starting to move like oops

[maksverstappen]

actually in the mood to open photoshop and make a little edit about this race

[maksverstappen]

austria next and guess who will be there 🤩

[maksverstappen]

when max wins a race this season and i’ll be booking a plane trip to the netherlands asap and hosting my own parade in celebration. there will be champagne, coke and food for everybody to enjoy

[maksverstappen]

charles fans yap a lot and for a while they even had me lconvinced he might be Some Of What They Say but alas at the end of the day he is nothing but a pretty face

[formulahs]

not to be a brocedes nostalgist but man… nico being the one to interview lewis in his first win for ferrari what the actual fuck is life

[formulahs]

IN BARCELONA 10 YEARS LATER MIND YOU