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The fact that rhysand was ready to forgive tamlin enough to plead for his life and to want to let him live and then when tamlin kills papa night rhys is still forgiving enough to not attack right back (what should he be scared of he's so powerful apparently) but then he spends a couple decades to centuries isolated in his court, acting cruel to everyone but his friends and secret city and once he returns to tamlin is now no longer forgiving and has instead grown more and more resentful of an old feud, all of that makes him emotionally so incredibly stunted. It makes him interesting to me, sure, but I cannot see him as a viable love interest when he is so clearly caught in circles of desperate overthinking and justifying and brooding. He doesn't know himself, he is volatile and selfish and feels so so so so small and makes it everyone else's problem. And I love that about him, but it means that people adoring rhysand for being suave or charming seem to me like they're loving the actor for the act. He's a mess and a terrible person and he's apparently right that he needs that act to be liked, that if he showed himself to be a pathetic mess of egotism and hate and regret he would no longer be sexy and as a character is purpose can only ever be that.

#my 2am rhysand rambles #I'm still chewing on that theme of characters being victims of sexual assault while also being only used for sexual pleasure of the reader #and i wish rhysand was allowed his more desperate evil traits without cloaking them in oh but it was for the greater good #i do love that man but only if he has a mental breakdown #him and his echo chamber rage at his beloved <3 #rhysand #acotar

first-worldsaver

Yep

#i’m doing MY part for brown eyes!#are YOU?#<- yes i am prev i have the biggest brownest eyes in the world #once a blue eyed friend told me that once you start loving someone with brown eyes you can realise they're beautiful as well #what was she talking about?? idk i think you're tasteless if you don't like brown eyes #she was also a my eyes change color with the weather person and gave monologues about the beauty of her blue eyes #what a cringe person #friendship is over for reasons i think the eyes were a symptom of #(being insecure about her own looks and bullying my looks to lift herself up)#anyway that's my story of my beautiful brown eyes ending a friendship #had to share

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I actually think it would be so funny if there was a movie/tv adaptation of acotar but it flops so they only do book 1. like they would put more foreshadowing and plot intrigue to tease sequels probably but it would still be hilarious to me

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Acomaf adaptation could also be funny bc the rhys monologue chapter would have to be flashbacks obv and I don't see how you could not make spring murder night the hearbreakingest gayest breakup. Also rhys in full armour would be running away scared from tamlin in a night gown, hair in curlers, cucumbers stuck on his face. Entertainment.

#istg people need to have more fun with pathetic little ball of repressed and denied emotions rhysand #i genuinely can't read him as at peace this man is crashing out three times a day and having violent mood swings

I actually think it would be so funny if there was a movie/tv adaptation of acotar but it flops so they only do book 1. like they would put more foreshadowing and plot intrigue to tease sequels probably but it would still be hilarious to me

#pro tamlin #whom they'd ruin already though bc we can't have nuance in this world #acotar

notactuallycaring

not normal about them ever

#look he's accepting the mating bond #siegfried and kriemhild both on my top 10 character list #and so amazing wonderful stunning perfect together #THE FINGER UNDER THE SLEEVE DO YOU HEAR ME #that's why I'm making you look at them they are the most couple to ever exist #insane about my two pretties #not acotar

high lords kpop band au

#thoughts #?

Isn't there 7 guys in bts? Can someone sort them to match up with high lords? My only input is that namjoon (my friend's favourite) should be tamlin bc he likes an old bell?? I think?? Anyway that seems tamlin coded. Also the young one everyone likes best should be tarquin. Idk the rest.

#all i know about bts comes from said friend and her bachelor's thesis on them #so her favourite is the only one i know

ridiculous how rhysand is always the Lord of Death or some bullshit, when all he has is a night court that isn't even in permanent night and powers that are approximately the same as blackout curtains and brainchip whatsapp, like I know sarah thinks this makes him hot and dangerous but literally the only way rhysand has anything to do with death is as opposition to tamlin, lord of life, who makes plants grow, flowers bloom and animals lay eggs or give birth as his spring responsibilities, anyway the point is they are perfect for each other, they complete each other, sarah, I'm telling you, peace in prythian will not be truly achieved until death lord gets pregnant by life lord

#life lord in turn gets a sort of near death experience brought on by the ferocity of death lord's blowjob #started as a serious pondering ended as mpreg what else is new #tamsand #tamlin #rhysand #acotar

umbrillaz

Bryce N Az get married

#the shadows in formal wear 😭😭😭#and azriel pointing his little feet :)#hilarious and beautiful and i love it #bryceriel

Rhysand, not being slick:

#2258 #my stupid fanfiction is in an excel sheet now #and i put percentages of how much I've written of the 2258 messages and I'm at 5%...#maybe I put too many...#i will get through it #tamsand

btw yesterday's fun spreadsheet was to figure out from the website source code what answer represents what court in the bloomsbury acotar quiz so here's that

and all the possible results

#spreadsheets <3 #acotar

ate breakfast

shift at work was 8.5h instead of 10h

was gifted chocolate by a customer

completed half my weekly case reviews

showered

listened to solti valkyrie recording

what a wonderful day and now I get to make a tamsand related excel spreadsheet yippee

#my perfect job is someone tells me make a spreadsheet here's data #and then all i do is make spreadsheet #design spreadsheet #interlink spreadsheets #find out new possibilities for spreadsheet #impress everyone with my spreadsheet #honestly best part of the last job was making example tax calculations in a spread sheet #worst part was typing out bank statements into a spreadsheet bc the client didn’t allow software to parse it #so it was 5 people doing 3 years of bank statements from 3 accounts #wanted to die #and if you fucked up even one number... well gotta read everything again

everyone on tiktok is stupid

I put in so many tamsand crumbs for you, like more than any other ship, I write on the cover page "everyone is gay", I write in my profile tamsand agenda, I mention crackships in the caption (even though NONE of these are honest to god crackships) and you ask me why is tamlin pinned for rhys???? For the same reason rhys texts a heyyyy (with 4 y! and a smiley!) at 2am!! and 2258 times in a row!!! what do you think that means??? "rhys is doing autumn court recon", "rhys is texting azriel that he's been caught spying on elain" WRONG WRONG WRONG open your eyes!! understand my extremely unsubtle messaging!!!

#i long to be understood #by brazilian comments #the issue with brazilian commentators is that I know just enough portuguese to understand but i cannot answer in kind #also i only know european portuguese so sorry beazilian comment writer i am reading it with that strange accent #i am also on tiktok #and am also proof of everyone on there being stupid

WHY is it "the news is"?? There is plural s and it is multiple pieces of information, multiple news. Not one news. Fuck you english.

#back to fic

Gonna stack all my legal codes and acotar books into a mountain of shit I kinda hate yet spend my life with

#i just ordered another evil book of laws #they're bankrupting me and i don't even like those books

Last year my friends and I all did this what's your omegaverse gender quiz and I think if you truly loved me you would do it too and tell me what your result is :)

#do you wanna guess what i am #i will tell you but only ☝️ if you do the quiz #it's really long though #sorry

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