Malaeaaaaaa

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

The Government spying on me: this bitch does nothing

[stability]

[chaya-k-deactivated20190201]

[antisocialpropaganda]

Seeing white men from the UK boast about the win to leave the EU while an info graphic of the British pound taking a nose dive is the most hilariously ironic and disturbing thing I’ve seen in such a long time. It’s like they don’t care about their country as long as they can keep it white.

[mariana-ribeiro-world]

[bloomsivans]

15 year old me meeting 20 year old me

15 year old me: So, did you get into the school of your dreams? Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, I don’t know? Do you a drivers’ license? Do you have a car? Did you move out? Are you happy with your life? 20 year old me:

[scoutrager]

[jayce]

me a year ago: who are you me now: im you but weaker

[generalivan]

[thewaitisogre]

i feel like i’m being personally targeted and i don’t like it 

[trashcansally]

Do you ever just suddenly feel really shitty because you’re not particularly good at anything and you don’t know what you wanna do with your life and like you didn’t ask to be born and have to deal with all of this and yet here you are, confused and anxious and paying to exist on this trash planet

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pulling out an earbud when someone enters the room is the 21st century’s ultimate sign of respect.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

#it’s the modern equivalent of taking off your hat

[masseduction]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

me when someone asks what my goals for the future are

[trust-nobody-trust-you-deactiva]

[humorousphantom]

Friend: OMG you should watch this new show it’s so good

Me: Is it on Netflix? 

 Friend: No its on TV

 Me: I ain’t never gonna watch that shitty ass show

[hateful]

are there any animals that you hate?

children 

[lavendarsaph]

[haelem]

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[teacherofthethoughtfullest]

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …