Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
Today's Document
AnasAbdin
noise dept.
Xuebing Du
RMH
wallacepolsom
tumblr dot com
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Mike Driver
cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
todays bird
PR's Tumblrdome
Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
styofa doing anything
sheepfilms
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@quinnox
Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No?
No I hate your pussy. I am leaving now. Do not talk to me ever again.
when your hips don’t lie like they used to before
Op you’ve singlehandedly given me three broken limbs with this
Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.
*hears a song*
me: nice
*plays song 5000000000 more times*
me: still nice
everyone else: please stop
you know i got that wiimote strap on
i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(
I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must've been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible
the breeder told me he's been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd the new morphs he's working with are amazing with the regular white orange and snowflakes he's working with something that gives. them a blue tone they're gorgeous
I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish
some fucken penguin moved into my town from dina’s town and he was wearing this
Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:
me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage
Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man
I’m a dude, LMAO. :p
It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:
Hera smiting you as soon as you appear there:
Me, walking right back into Olympus after I convince Zeus to give me some thotty job like cup bearer or whatever so Hera can’t touch me:
this post makes me thankful that the world didn’t end
If I had to nominate one of my posts as my favorite I’ve made the last decade, it would be this one.
Could you fucking imagine hearing Minecraft cave sounds in real life?! Imagine how fucking terrifying that would be? Just walking along at night or chilling in ur home and then at random, with no warning you hear what sounds like a fucking ghost train or some shit???
So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.
Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D
i couldnt survive in a sitcom
so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail
I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller
dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.
leaves*
where are you going
