malbec musings

The form changes; the logos does not.

[its-where-the-wild-things-are]

[sidebud]

What in the…. I need a workout partner too.

[malbecmusings]

All that's missing is a double ended dildo

[a-mind-in-ruins]

Everyone I loved, I loved for free. But you don't know how much I paid for that.

[malbecmusings]

😂 I've watched this an unhealthy amount of times.

[thoughtkick]

“Close your eyes and imagine the best version of you possible. That’s who you really are, let go of any part of you that doesn’t believe it.”

— C. Assaad

[malbecmusings]

@onetangosierra @invertedhighfives I'm so down but we're going to need to work up to this

[pisces-core]

[malbecmusings]

@onetangosierra @invertedhighfives

[dizel-deactivated20200122]

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Foreplay @onetangosierra.

[millerrowing]

Rowing is just waking up before the sun, destroying your lungs on the water, and then spending the rest of the day pretending you’re not sore. And yet—I wouldn’t trade that sunrise for anything.

[malbecmusings]

Cannes Regatta, 2025

[stormtroopersandcoffee]

Tbh being a boy is really all about craving cock and crunchwraps

[malbecmusings]

@invertedhighfives

[thirst-for-boys]

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Looks about right. @onetangosierra

[transgenderer]

Everyone who has more shame than me is living in a prison with imaginary walls, everyone with less shame than me is polluting the commons with their humiliating behavior. Those with the same amount of shame with me are Normal and Well Adjusted

[malbecmusings]

@invertedhighfives If this isn't.......

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Spirit C52

[cigaretteprincesss]

[malbecmusings]

@onetangosierra Hmmm. Looks like a sign to me

[unbfacts]

[ralfmaximus]

The Gimli Glider! So many things came together to make this safe landing:

The co-pilot was a local and knew all the local airstrips

...including the decommissioned 10,000 foot military runway they ultimately chose as their destination

...but because it had been decommissioned, was now utilized by a local go-kart club for racing

...which, on that day, was indeed having a great time racing go-karts on the old runway

...and because there was no way to alert the people on the ground and the plane’s approach was utterly silent (NO ENGINES) with kids in go-karts were whizzing around on the runway, the final approach was, shall we say, alarming

...until a parent looked up and noticed a giant fucking airplane getting bigger and bigger

OH GOD HE’S LANDING HERE

Thus within seconds the whole area was cleared by frantic parents

Plane lands perfectly, but without power they had to drop the gear via gravity and the nose wheel failed to lock into place

Front gear collapses

Plane screeches to a halt, and because they landed at a go-kart event pretty much every dad has a fire extinguisher, so they manage to extinguish the small fire caused by friction

The only minor injuries were due to passengers jumping from the emergency exit slides, which dangled off the ground due to elevated tail height

If you have 27 spare minutes and want an excruciatingly detailed, technical breakdown of what happened as told by a real pilot, here’s the Mentour Pilot episode on the Gimli Glider.

[animeengineer]

I read an article about this back around 1990 and my favorite part was that, after landing and stopping, the pilots were reflexively going through the “crash landing” checklist, shutting down all the fuel pumps and lines to prevent a fire from spreading, until it dawned on them halfway through that they didn’t need to do those steps because the tanks were quite empty.

[malbecmusings]

@onetangosierra @invertedhighfives

[belle-sparkles]