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mischief with a punch. chaotic neutrality and idiocy. sarcasm at its finest. move along now, there's nothing to see. start. forms. don't click. moderator. indie personifcation of maleficence blog.

[maleficencs]

"I'm here to collect all of your Christmas gifts in exchange for this." Holds up a bag a coal. 

[excruciac]

        "Did you just——"            ”Young man, pick yourself off the ground——-!!”

[maleficencs]

"HEY. You threw off my groove, man."

[maleficencs]

"If I could describe myself in two words, they'd probably be yeah and okay --" Figure out who he's referencing and he'll give you a million bucks (alright that's a lie but still. Do it.) 

[maleficencs]

"Young man. There's no need to feel down. I said -- "

[andtheapplefellarchive-deactiva]

"See—- the thing is,            you came to me.”

[maleficencs]

"Don't speak."

[ludibriumx]

"Ya. But then you wouldn’t have a mustache. I could fix eyebrows while still keeping them on my face."

[maleficencs]

"I don't know about that."

[ludibriumx]

"I’d rather sad eyebrows than sad facial hair. Because like－eyebrows can be fixed." 

[maleficencs]

"You realize I can shave. Right."

[ludibriumx]

"I think what we really need to be talkin’ about here is that mustache of yours.”

[maleficencs]

"Yeah, let's talk about how my facial hair is literally sad right now looking at your eyebrows."

[andtheapplefellarchive-deactiva]

         ”Are you done blabbing about yet?”

[maleficencs]

"I'mma need you to leave."

[ludibriumx]

Do I still have facial hair. 

[maleficencs]

"No, but your eyebrows all messed up."

[andtheapplefellarchive-deactiva]

"I actually h i g h l y doubt that."

[maleficencs]

"You think I won't? You actually think I won't. Whooo -- Lord, send me some strength I'mma need to knock this boy flat on his back."

[andtheapplefellarchive-deactiva]

        —— “Am I allowed to punch you?                            Because I really want to.”

[maleficencs]

"Try it. I'll knock ya ass out."

[maleficencs]

tumblr user cayennelips is enabling me regarding a new oc i might mak e

[a-groovymutation-blog]

Low budget —

You’re awfully rude, you know.

[maleficencs]

"I'm sorry. Low budget was a lil too generous."

[maleficencs]

"Get away from me if you think Brittany could win in a fight with Beyonce. Vocally or otherwise."

[mercying-deactivated20180223]

❝——- first honest person i’ve met this week.❞

[maleficencs]

"All these liars in your life. I'm crying for you. Honestly."

[a-groovymutation-blog]

Beg your pardon?

[maleficencs]

"Don't even look at me. I can hear low budget music every time we make eye-contact. Mmm. No. Shoo."