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This is an indie, semi-selective roleplay/ask blog for Mike from Total Drama. Please read the links!

[malevolentmike]

[citrainedarchive-blog-deactivat]

someone: “idk i’m possibly thinking of joining the total drama fandom, i dunno…..”

me:

[malevolentmike]

i am now especially going to go inactive because i forgot to block them on here and they're complaining about me vaguing about them by vaguing about and name dropping me. hhooo. stop name dropping me. i don't want to associate with you. get the fuck over it.

[malevolentmike]

hey. been a while. gonna have this blog put on hiatus for a while, due to events involving certain people I'm not too comfortable with this fandom because it's something I associate with them. not any of you guys' faults, just bad association. if you want to talk to plot rps involving other blogs for the time being, message me at @stepfxrd, please.

[deedeedeebee]

I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters Headcanon A: what I think realistically Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious

[hypocean]

you forgot C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

[terminalrelativity]

#option D: what would never work with canon but the canon is shit so I believe it anyway

[malevolentmike]

option d more like the default for mike headcanons

[deohada-blog]

deohada ;; korean for “add”

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follows and likes will come from @time-turnover

[deohada-blog]

  hey ! decided to revive this blog and start fresh. give a quick reblog if you wanna interact with this rascal !

[malevolentmike]

at least i reached 100 followers after like a year and a half

[malevolentmike]

alright i’m here on my laptop for a bit

..still no interaction

my anxiety is keeping me from reaching out to people myself it’s like punching a wall

[malevolentmike]

If you're gonna reblog an ask meme onto like eight different blogs at least send one

[horrificmemes]

Send my muse a curse!

M!A’s based on original curses and some inspired by famous curses in history.

Button Eyes: whoever sends this has ownership of a voodoo doll especially made for my muse, and can inflict harm on them at will. Lasts as long as they want.

Bad Luck: muse has a classic case of bad luck and nothing will go right for them for a full day.

The Crying Boy: muse feels like their insides are on fire. Lasts a full day.

Lost Soul: muse is stuck in a ghostly dimension; they can see everything going on around them, but no one can see or hear them. Lasts two days.

Worst Fears: muse is haunted by the thing(s) that scare them the most. Lasts a full day.

Kennedy: bad luck follows not only my muse, but all of their friends and family as well! (Ask permission from other muns before involving anyone else in this curse). Lasts two days.

Seeing Red: muse sees blood everywhere they look. Bonus points if they’re afraid or disgusted by blood. Lasts a full day.

Murrain: muse is deathly ill. Lasts two days.

Ravenous: muse is constantly starving but cannot be satisfied. Lasts two days.

Loathly: muse is transformed, becoming increasingly more haggard and/or monstrous in appearance. An act of kindness towards them will break the curse.

A New Roommate: an evil spirit possesses my muse’s body. How it behaves is up to the mun. Lasts three days.

Followed: spirits from my muse’s past are following them around. Lasts two days.

Not a Wink: muse can’t sleep no matter how tired they feel. Lasts three days.

The Bell Witch: muse’s home is plagued by relentless poltergeist activity. Lasts two days.

[painttesting]

heading to mobile

[malevolentmike]

I AM ONE FROM 100 FOLLOWERS

[malevolentmike]

today on lars’ dumb au ideas: what if mike was a werewolf and he acts like mal when the moon is full

shoot me i’m tired

[malevolentmike]

closed starter ; long time no see

@caddet ; v; epilogue

  Mike sits on a bench in a park, scooted to an edge that’s just barely sitting in the shade beneath the canopy of a tree. He leans his arms behind his head, closing his eyes slightly. It’s a nice day out. Not too humid, so the shade is noticeably cooler than the open sunlight. 

  He hears someone approach and opens an eye, a small, tooth gap-accented smile coming onto his face.

“Oh, hey, Brick! Didn’t expect to see you here.”

[malevolentmike]

black bird!

  A young Malcolm - Michael? He’s having a bit of a crisis on who he really is. - Smith stands alone in front of a smoldering house. His parents hobble outside, coughing and shooting glares at their son. He didn’t mean to start the fire, it was an accident. The only things illuminating the night are a half-covered moon, flames, and flashing lights. 

  The police ask what happened. His uncaring, unloving parents are quick to point fingers at their young son, and he’s swiftly tucked away into a car, taken to juvie. 

“…I… I-I didn’t mean it.”

“Sure you didn’t, kid.”

[achiveofmemes]

The 5th icon in your icon/gif folder is your muse's reaction to being proposed to by Lucifer.

[saint-incense-deactivated201701]

[malevolentmike]

[memes-for-the-rper]

My muse's house has burnt down. Your muse finds mine watching it burn out; what's your character's reaction?