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Was everything just a dream? Christoph Waltz is a dream to me.

[christophfanalways]

throwback to IWC | photographer Alex Teuscher

[queenpalms]

[christophfanalways]

note to self, do not give cute bouncy birds to Baby as a gift

[jokerous]

(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[christophfanalways]

not new from Rolling Stones magazine 2014, but I have always loved this photo so much.  

[malibu-linda]

This is Christoph perfection!🥰

[k-eke]

Ok.

[christophfanalways]

I’m not even sure

2019 LACMA Art + Film Gala Presented By Gucci | November 2 2019

[historyandmemes]

Jfc 😂 (tweet)

[rapeculturerealities]

Women Are Not Better at Multitasking. They Just Do More Work, Studies Show

Multitasking has traditionally been perceived as a woman’s domain. A woman, particularly one with children, will routinely be juggling a job and running a household – in itself a frantic mix of kids’ lunch boxes, housework, and organising appointments and social arrangements.

But a new study, published today in PLOS One, shows women are actually no better at multitasking than men.

The study tested whether women were better at switching between tasks and juggling multiple tasks at the same time. The results showed women’s brains are no more efficient at either of these activities than men’s.

Using robust data to challenge these sorts of myths is important, especially given women continue to be bombarded with work, family and household tasks.

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[elfwreck]

Women have the illusion of being “better” at multitasking because they’re often punished if they don’t do it well.

[heartsnmagic]

[editorincreeps-deactivated20180]

Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.

Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.

Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.

[pkeranodon]

Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.

Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.

The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.

They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.

[princess-starr]

“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”

[angrila]

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server. Prepare to dine.”

[pathofneedlespathofpins-deactiv]

Instead of “large,” you get an item of unusual size.

People on their anniversary get to listen to a recitation of the mawidge speech.

The kitchen door says “Brute Squad.”

[bethanyactually]

When servers bring drinks to your table, they casually mention one of them might have iocane powder in it.

[breelandwalker]

On certain nights, you can engage the bartender in a battle of wits. If you win, you get a free drink. Beware - the bartender is a Sicilian.

If you can recite Westley’s “To The Pain” speech or Vizzini’s part from “Battle of Wits” from memory, you get 10% off.

The dessert menu is called The Gate Key. The servers all say there is no gate key. If you respond with “Fezzik, tear their arms off,” they’ll produce it with a reply of “Oh you means THIS gate key.”

[shortkingwolfdad]

@itsybitsytardis YOURE WELCOME

[doodleborg]

I’d always have 10% off because I CAN recite Vizzini’s line from the battle of wits!

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

I’d always have 10% off because I know how to come in a wheelbarrow.

[daniredux]

this post had me at “prepare to dine”.

[lettingthewaterholdmedown-deact]

ROUS burgers

[medic981]

When the server brings the bill…

[gayharoldfinch]

there’s a tiny bit of poison in every meal to help build up your tolerance to it

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

[megidonitram]

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

[hilltop-dolmen]

can you imagine being so far up your own ass with conspiracy theories that you forget about circles

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

[ruinedchildhood]

[brisbone]

You know how skunk smell and weed smell are sometimes interchangeable to the average nose? Have you considered that all those times you smelled it, that it might have been a skunk smoking weed?

[brisbone]

[voicesbyzane]

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[moonlight-er]

I read this as I listened and lemme tell you this was an Experience™

[christophfanalways]

nice!