she sleeps at six

alex. previously pinkbubblewrap. bi. she/her. in great need of a nap.

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[loveridden1999]

[romcommunist]

shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet

[shittybusdriver]

and she never will. *hits you with my bus*

[bacoose]

I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

[bacoose]

I regret to inform several people in the notes that grink doesn't mean grinch twink

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

This cake 🌸🤍🧚‍♀️ Cake by: @NaziraKabir

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[pengychan]

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

[pengychan]

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

[battlships]

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

[saintsideways]

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

[fieldbears]

[stuckinapril]

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

[3790000261-deactivated20250702]

[daddyfuckedme]

[subversivegrrl]

[applejuicewerewolf]

[valtsv]

immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because i feel any guilt or remorse for what i did but because i have sensory issues

[valtsv]

[bellafleurz]

wild heart platform heels from dreaming eli ss24

[hymnism]