Mall Goblin

“HAHAHAHAHA!! Let’s run that back!” (Parody blog)

[mall-goblin]

What is this place???

Nothin of value here!

[mall-goblin]

GOOD LUCK CELEBRATING WITHOUT FIREWORKS, LOSERS!!!

I STOLE THEM ALL NOW NONE OF YOU ARE GETTIN THEM HAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[mall-goblin]

Welp, back to my den!

[mall-goblin]

Alright you guys already know the drill, Happy Father’s day to ME now gimme lots of stuff.

[mall-goblin]

STOP GIVING ME RAINBOW CAKES I GET IT ALREADY

[mall-goblin]

Happy Mother’s day to the most hardworking and best mother ever

me :)

[mall-goblin]

You CANT deny I ROCK the color green.

Heh, name ONE person who pulls it off better than me!

I’ll wait!

[mall-goblin]

Everytime someone tells me “go to Hell” I just chuckle a little bit cuz I’ve visited it. It sucks but not as bad as I thought so maybe I wouldn’t mind visiting again. Maybe even with the trash goblins if I can!

….. I just hate those damn pointy beet things….

[i-am-probably-underpaid]

Does mall know about this?! Mall, get your boyfriend!

I am not in a relationship with a mall. I am in a relationship w ith. With.

[mall-goblin]

What are you talkin about Toons??? I’m right he…….. WAIT wait wait wait……. that aint Toons! Why is everything different?!??? What’s goin on here!?

[i-am-probably-underpaid]

Hello there, fRiend. You seem paranoid. Who iS toons?

[mall-goblin]

YA THINK?? Toons is my bf and HE should be the one here, not a weird…. cat… thing with heterochromia???? Idk what you are but WHERE IS TOONS

[i-am-probably-underpaid]

I would go ask his bOs.s the shiny purple one. You may get y

Oure answer. R.

[mall-goblin]

Jewel Ghoul?? Ugh.. I really don’t like the guy but if I have to, I’ll go.

[i-am-probably-underpaid]

Does mall know about this?! Mall, get your boyfriend!

I am not in a relationship with a mall. I am in a relationship w ith. With.

[mall-goblin]

What are you talkin about Toons??? I’m right he…….. WAIT wait wait wait……. that aint Toons! Why is everything different?!??? What’s goin on here!?

[i-am-probably-underpaid]

Hello there, fRiend. You seem paranoid. Who iS toons?

[mall-goblin]

YA THINK?? Toons is my bf and HE should be the one here, not a weird…. cat… thing with heterochromia???? Idk what you are but WHERE IS TOONS

[i-am-probably-underpaid]

Does mall know about this?! Mall, get your boyfriend!

I am not in a relationship with a mall. I am in a relationship w ith. With.

[mall-goblin]

What are you talkin about Toons??? I’m right he…….. WAIT wait wait wait……. that aint Toons! Why is everything different?!??? What’s goin on here!?

[mall-goblin]

Everyone, I think it’s time I come clean. I decided that I’m goin good, and I’m gonna return ALLLL the things I’ve stolen. I hope you guys can forgive me for my wrongdoings🥺……

….NOT!!!! HAHAHAAAAA YOU IDIOTS FELL FOR IT!APRIL FOOoooool….. wait. Did I read that date correctly??? ……. APRIL 3RD?!? I MISSED ANOTHER HOLIDAY MADE JUST FOR ME??? GOD DAMMIT I NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO MY CALENDAR

[im-paul-im-paul]

It's okay, mall. Everyone is pretty festive.

Why dont you go check on Cartoons?

[mall-goblin]

THAT….. is probably the nicest you’ve ever been to me. You’re making me skeptical….. but saying hi to Toons sounds like a great idea! I’m sure he forgot too!

[scientested]

i've been neglecting to post my pivolos....

[mall-goblin]

Everyone, I think it’s time I come clean. I decided that I’m goin good, and I’m gonna return ALLLL the things I’ve stolen. I hope you guys can forgive me for my wrongdoings🥺……

….NOT!!!! HAHAHAAAAA YOU IDIOTS FELL FOR IT!APRIL FOOoooool….. wait. Did I read that date correctly??? ……. APRIL 3RD?!? I MISSED ANOTHER HOLIDAY MADE JUST FOR ME??? GOD DAMMIT I NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO MY CALENDAR

[mall-goblin]

Huh?? wha????? DID I MISS ST PATRICKS DAY?!?? DAMMIT THAT WAS MY DAY!!

[im-paul-im-paul]

Dumbass

[mall-goblin]

[mall-goblin]

Huh?? wha????? DID I MISS ST PATRICKS DAY?!?? DAMMIT THAT WAS MY DAY!!

[mall-goblin]

‼️‼️ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF BOILER CITY‼️‼️

Don’t buy that lousy “OfFiCaL” Anton plush! Instead, buy MY better Anton plushies! How are they better you might ask? Well, they can talk! I’ve put little voice messages in them that go off when ya squeeze him! He says things like “Im Blasting it!” and “It’s Anton time!” All of his iconic catchphrases!! All you gotta do is give me hmmmmmm about 100,000 poker chips for each of them!