*L@uren* @imaginehowistouchyourbutt - Tumblr Blog

Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?

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rongzhi

English added by me :)

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alouettesque

who is in control?

alexjones

I hallucinate this post at least 5 times a day

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muaddibstyleguide

Ah, literature!

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Imagine if hamburger died

angels-heap

Just saw a very serious tumblr post refer to adults age 25+ as “older adults.” I am begging you kids to go outside and interact with diverse groups of people. Please. It’s for your own good.

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The human lifespan, according to tumblr:

Birth to 17.99999999 years: Child. Doesn’t matter where you fall in that range. You are a helpless, innocent child.

18-approximately 21 years: Adult. Full internet privileges!

21-25 years: Sketchy adult. You can stay, but you’re on thin fucking ice.

25 years to end of life: Senior citizen. Old fart. Washed up has-been with nothing to contribute to society who should never socialize below their age bracket. Also probably a pedophile.

interstellerace

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pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

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People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

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meant eve

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

wolfprud3-deactivated20170620

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

bitterblackboricua

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faggotri

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

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