Mallory Audrey Keen, The Einherji

Call me Mack and I will stab you | Irish Norse demigod | daughter of Frigg ‘-‘ (Often OOC, sorry)

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Mallory Keen Suggestion: Don't be a redhead

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Mallory Keen Suggestion: Be a redhead

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reasons norse mythology is underrated

- in the beginning there was a cow

- all the warrior men when they see a girl they fall in love with it’s not like “she was so pretty i fell in love” it’s “she was so buff and strong i fell in love”

- the goddess of love is completely allowed to be super girly and feminine and also wear armor sometimes and kick men’s asses

- loki. just loki

- the goddess of death rules hell, there’s a god of death too but everyone was just like nah man she’s cooler go hunt some boars or something

- there’s this giantass mood of a god who was told he was destined to outlive everyone and rule over the next life and instead of being arrogant or doing something stupid he just decided to take a vow of silence and hang out in the woods to ponder eternity

- the valkyrs, an entire fleet of fearsome women warriors. need i say more

- four of our days of the week come from norse gods (tiu’s day = tuesday, thor’s day = thursday, freya’s day = friday, sataere’s day = saturday)

- there is a literal giantass wolf what more do you want

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*turn invisible and sneak into Valhalla looking for Alex’s room*

@samirah-al-abbas-suggestion @alexfierroblogs @mallory-keen-suggestions

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*bump into what seems to be empty air* what was that? Alex, is this another prank?

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*gasp when they collide and smile at the mention of Alex* *still invisible*

You know Alex? I was looking for her!

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*one hand automatically reaches towards my daggers*

Yeah

Who’s there?

[narvi-lokason-blog]

*see her reach for the daggers* am I making you nervous? *Laugh, walking around her*

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*Mallory’s daggers are now in her hands, but since she can’t see narvi, she doesn’t exactly know where to point them.*

Who are you? Why are you looking for Alex? I swear, if you’re trying to hurt him, I’m going to be your worst nightmare

[narvi-lokason-blog]

*stop laughing* I’m his brother, I wanted to visit. *Smile* I’m happy to see he has a good friend.

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*pause*

I didn’t know Alex had a brother.

Why’re you invisible?

[fagitokomaeda]

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Hearth: *signs* I'm too limp to cook.

That’s okay, we’ll go get some falafel. I’ll carry you if you want 😆

[hetaczechia]

Hearth: [shrugs and crawls on your back]

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*laughs and carries him out of Valhalla*

Gosh, you’re heavier than I would’ve thought!

[hetaczechia]

Hearth: [rests his head in your hair] …

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You okay, Hearth? You seem really tired

[hetaczechia]

Hearth: [unable to hear or lip read] …

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*smiles to myself and finally puts hearth down on a bench near a falafel place*

[hetaczechia]

Hearth: [looks up at you] …

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*buys hearth some falafel*

[narvi-lokason-blog]

*turn invisible and sneak into Valhalla looking for Alex’s room*

@samirah-al-abbas-suggestion @alexfierroblogs @mallory-keen-suggestions

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*bump into what seems to be empty air* what was that? Alex, is this another prank?

[narvi-lokason-blog]

*gasp when they collide and smile at the mention of Alex* *still invisible*

You know Alex? I was looking for her!

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

*one hand automatically reaches towards my daggers*

Yeah

Who’s there?

[narvi-lokason-blog]

*see her reach for the daggers* am I making you nervous? *Laugh, walking around her*

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

*Mallory’s daggers are now in her hands, but since she can’t see narvi, she doesn’t exactly know where to point them.*

Who are you? Why are you looking for Alex? I swear, if you’re trying to hurt him, I’m going to be your worst nightmare

[narvi-lokason-blog]

*turn invisible and sneak into Valhalla looking for Alex’s room*

@samirah-al-abbas-suggestion @alexfierroblogs @mallory-keen-suggestions

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

*bump into what seems to be empty air* what was that? Alex, is this another prank?

[narvi-lokason-blog]

*gasp when they collide and smile at the mention of Alex* *still invisible*

You know Alex? I was looking for her!

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

*one hand automatically reaches towards my daggers*

Yeah

Who’s there?

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

Hearth: *signs* I'm too limp to cook.

That’s okay, we’ll go get some falafel. I’ll carry you if you want 😆

[hetaczechia]

Hearth: [shrugs and crawls on your back]

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

*laughs and carries him out of Valhalla*

Gosh, you’re heavier than I would’ve thought!

[hetaczechia]

Hearth: [rests his head in your hair] …

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

You okay, Hearth? You seem really tired

[hetaczechia]

Hearth: [unable to hear or lip read] …

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

*smiles to myself and finally puts hearth down on a bench near a falafel place*

[narvi-lokason-blog]

*turn invisible and sneak into Valhalla looking for Alex’s room*

@samirah-al-abbas-suggestion @alexfierroblogs @mallory-keen-suggestions

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

*bump into what seems to be empty air* what was that? Alex, is this another prank?

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

Hearth: *signs* I'm too limp to cook.

That’s okay, we’ll go get some falafel. I’ll carry you if you want 😆

[hetaczechia]

Hearth: [shrugs and crawls on your back]

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

*laughs and carries him out of Valhalla*

Gosh, you’re heavier than I would’ve thought!

[hetaczechia]

Hearth: [rests his head in your hair] …

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

You okay, Hearth? You seem really tired

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Imagine Mcga Thor throwing Mcga Loki at the guards. :D

Sjdndjdjdjs I don’t know who you are anon, but bless you, that was a great thing to imagine

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I drew this in like two minutes but I present this:

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Imagine Mcga Thor throwing Mcga Loki at the guards. :D

Sjdndjdjdjs I don’t know who you are anon, but bless you, that was a great thing to imagine

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

Hearth: *signs* I'm too limp to cook.

That’s okay, we’ll go get some falafel. I’ll carry you if you want 😆

[hetaczechia]

Hearth: [shrugs and crawls on your back]

[mallory-keen-suggestions]

*laughs and carries him out of Valhalla*

Gosh, you’re heavier than I would’ve thought!

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Kallory Meen

Ladies and gentlemen and those who are neither, I present you with this beauty

[alexfierroblogs]

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come to pottery 101 with me tomorrow we’re making clay armor

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Sounds cool come call me when it’s time

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Hearth: *signs* I'm too limp to cook.

That’s okay, we’ll go get some falafel. I’ll carry you if you want 😆