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[mallorygrayson]

[mallorygrayson]

[mallorygrayson]

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[weird-profiterole]

Well yes Jean, I can get why 🤣

Apparently, Cybird knows about this issue, but still, it's terrifying 🤣

[diavolina]

bilingual players in a dating sim based on dialogue: this is ridiculously easy. i understand everything so well i could memorize the interactions just by glancing at them. i actually find the writing offensive to my person, given how simple it is.

bilingual players in a dating sim based on narrative, trying to decipher an adjective's meaning by context for the third time in a row:

[hotdemonsummer]

help him

[nimsabeef]

what your favorite obey me brother says about you but i'm mean about it

lucifer: im gonna list a bunch of characters and you tell me if they ring a bell: sebastian michaelis, levi ackerman, daisuke kanbe, jumin han, byakuya togami, kyoya ootori,

mammon: be honest how many times did you listen to the grr voice line. you know exactly what im talking about dont lie

leviathan: this isnt your first otome game isnt it ? fucking yoosung stannie

satan: do you by any chance have an ongoing sexual or romantic fantasy of distracting him while hes reading

asmodeus: i would call you horny but you already know that and you're proud of it so you probably wont mind. anyway how does it feel like to hide your insecurities behind a veil of self-aggrandizing jokes

beelzebub: quick question how frequently do you use the words softie and cinnamon roll to describe him. also how many times did you call him underrated and say he needed more love

belphegor: you listen to those yandere boyfriend asmr videos dont you

[mallorygrayson]

What a man

[mallorygrayson]

I get strong "what if we rewrite the stars" vibe and I like it

Kinda like the greatest showman au

[mallorygrayson]

Barbatos:

Lucifer:

Mammon:

Beel:

Belphie:

Simeon:

Satan:

[algaedo]

it’s a good day to be bisexual

[thearcanagame]

Embrace your clownery, SaltyFroggo.

[blobibou]

Hello! 🥰 I'd love to request a match up for Obey me, I hope that's okay? My name is Mallory, I'm a calm and quiet person who loves otome, books, languages and writing, I don't like conflicts and get scared when anyone around me raise their voice. I also love singing songs from musicals, even tho I can't sing. I'm clumsy as hell, have bad memory and insecure about myself, so I kinda need someone to look out for me when I forget to eat or go to sleep 😅 Thank you soooo much in advance! 💖💖💖

Satan:

He's basically your mom.

Will stay around you because you're clumsy.

Helps you remembering important stuff.

He'll give you the reassurance you need when you feel insecure.

Will force you into a regular eating and sleeping schedule.

If you ever skip, he'll feed you himself and make you sleep next to him.

He will never raise his voice at you.

And he'll try not to yell at his brothers around you.

He'll lend you books.

And read what you write.

He loves your voice.

Wants you to sing more around him.

I hope you liked this! Feel free to request again❤

[mallorygrayson]

Solmare: *gives new players 100 vouchers*

Old players:

[mallorygrayson]

Yeah, we all feel like Diavolo at some point

[theotomeobsessedmedstudent]

[monsolosleepyvery]

Mammon: can you pass the salt?

Lucifer, from across the table: can you pass your classes?

Mammon:

Lucifer:

Mammon:

MC: *quietly pushes the salt to Mammon*