IdowhatIwant

Mallory - 23 - Scorpio - Hufflepuff

[malloryreagan]

I honestly just wanna go on a cute date to one of the parks 😋

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

How do I procure a boyfriend?

You remain patient and keep sucking dick until one tastes right.

[mmmyeahyeahmmmyeah]

What if I’ve tasted all of the dicks in my area and none of them taste right?

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

Turn them around and try tasting their asses instead??

[nurseyiiisms]

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

[leohearts]

“I want to cuddle on a rainy day, be wrapped in your arms under a blanket and just kiss.”

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[bob-belcher]

[knitmeapony]

Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.

[fuocogo]

This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.

[nxnsense-deactivated20170409]

wow…

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

The original one

[kimreesesdaughter]

I’m here for the disbelief.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

My fav vine all time

[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

[colourofoctober]

ok but like what I have never understood is why this was such a big deal… like we eat ice cream all the time and it’s no biggie?!?!!! HOW FREAKIN COLD WAS IT?!!??

[jimmysea]

CHADWICK BOSEMAN 90th Academy Awards, Los Angeles | March 4, 2018

[stellarsphere-archive]

YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE.

[tianasweets]

[bitchvirgo]

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

[malloryreagan]

Why did I decide to start drinking now when I have to be up at 5:30? Lmao no idea

[c-bassmeow]

When You Find out The Guy You Hooked up With is a Republican

[spockgirl]

im in a really bad media diversity class where the professor was trying to make a point to us about stereotypes so he was like “when you think of frankenstein you probably think of a big green monster right?” and then when everyone in class was immediately like “no it’s the scientist” he pretended he didn’t hear us 

[davidcronenburgers]

[wlw]

why parents so worried about our damn rooms all the time like I’m the one sleeping in here bitch!!! who cares if shit is on the floor!!!! it be like that sometimes!!!!!

[slushi]

BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR

M E D S

AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH

W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

WE’LL GET THERE