sans in heat

he's in heat

[eatingabagelbeingacunt]

Everyone remember to reblog lots of untagged gay porn so your mutual’s family member sitting on the couch next to them can enjoy it too

[eatingabagelbeingacunt]

This is simply not true.

[ooppo]

Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega

[sans-in-heat]

Whenever I see people mention the sans craze and sans thirsting I'm always like MY BOY!!! MY SLUTTY BOY TOY!!! MY ECTO WHORE FATTY HEAT SEX MACHINE!!!!

[progressive-ao3]

Blue flexes at the camera pointed at him, showing off his muscles.

[sans-in-heat]

It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

* a-anyone want to give me a happy birthday pie? 🥺

* maybe one with a certain dairy filling...?

[amongusbreastfeeding]

among us breastfeeding never kill yourself!!!! <3 never!! love u

<3 no more killing ourselves! tonight we milk ourselves

[sans-in-heat]

* c-can someone help milk me? my teats have gotten so heavy with my ecto milk...

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

[sans-in-heat]

* i need some

* GREEK NATHAN'S ᶠᵒᵒᵗ ˡᵒⁿᵍ * YOGURTHOT DOGS

* 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[achesspiece]

so my fridge is covered in femboy pinups i got when i was a subscriber to this porn artist's patreon and i just have like so many femboy pinups and also a furry pinup on my fridge it really is quite erotic

and my wifi password is "onthefridge"

so whenever someone new comes over and i offer to let them use the wifi i tell them the password is "onthefridge" and they go and look at the fridge and are met with all this femboy ass and are like where is it there's a lot of stuff here and i reiterate it's onthefridge and they go where!!! and i come over and type "onthefridge" into their phone and they get so mad

[sans-in-heat]

* humps your legs until you hear an ominous crack and i collapse into dust *

[beemovieerotica]

despite being beemovieerotica i have not seen you write or talk about writing bee movie erotica

for the last time i'm never going to write bee movie erotica

[beemovieerotica]

wait what the fuck i write so much davy jones yaoi. did we body swap

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Erotic Serendipity

This is like a tanner named Smith meeting a smith named Tanner. But for obscure porn niches.

[sans-in-heat]

* a-any minecraft steve smut blogs out there? 🥺👉👈

[sans-in-heat]

do you still have infinite hotdogs

* uhhhhh *bllushes shyly* no...........

* you hear a wet splat and see a hotdog fall from my pants *

* eek ignorethatplz !! >///<

[sans-in-heat]

do you hat4e people who genuinely like sans heat content yes/no

* only when you're too rough with me... i only have 1hp so you have to be gentle with my bones.

[i-am-a-fish]

Can we get some water in here?

Drinkable water...

watering hole

all are welcome to take a drink.

neutral ground for tumblr users

[sans-in-heat]

* whimpers as i approach on all fours naked and lap from the cool water to ease the heat in my bones. *

[sans-in-heat]

You are amazing never change

* does the aheago face with my sloppy blue ecto-tongue and does two peace signs *

[sans-in-heat]

* huff... huff... my hole is so wet and breedable........ can anyone help me? anyone? hello? it's so dark in here....

[pope---francis]

Sir. What

[sans-in-heat]

* whimper..... mr pope francis sir can you let me out of my cage please..... *my slender bones grab onto the bars delicately*

[sans-in-heat]

* huff... huff... my hole is so wet and breedable........ can anyone help me? anyone? hello? it's so dark in here....

[sans-in-heat]

How do you go out and look others in the face while running this monstrosity of a blog?

* with one hand on my bone and my ecto-tongue in their eye socket 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵