Althaea Officianalis

•Mandy•22•she/her•queer poly•psychology undergrad•solitary witch•marshmallow princess•queer advocate•please don't follow if you're "kin"•Ddlg participant on another blog, do not follow if anti-ddlg, anti-queer, or anti-liberal•

[mallowhoney]

I feel a bit more comfy saying this now but i logged in just to say my new blog is @meadowsweetwitch and it is 18+ only.

[mallowhoney]

If you think lalafells can only be read as children then I will give you my home address so you can come tell me to my face that my two datemates are pedophiles. You waive the right to not be punched in the nose, however.

[the-scarlet-priestess]

haha what the fuck

[mallowhoney]

I have nothing better to do but to give you the bother of an answer while i wait for my sleeping meds to kick in. On my original post the tag was that I'm 23 but still look underage as hell. I kinda am an irl lalafell yeah, I'm short, chubby, and due to a chronic disease of my joints i waddle sometimes when the swelling is really bad. On my 18th birthday a sephora saleswoman thought i was turning 10 for reference on how young my face reads. Now i usuallt get read as 15 at most. Anyway this will be my last post on this blog bc I'm tired to hell of all the fucking discourse so good night and i hope you feel like an ass for your useless reblog.

[mallowhoney]

Btw this blog is dead, if we were mutuals i probably followed you from my new blog Haven't switched accounts on my tablet yet so i figured i should say something

[mallowhoney]

Oh my god the ice cream cake was We Bare Bears themed!!

[mallowhoney]

finn is drawing me a new icon so i’ll probably make a new blog and disappear from here when they finish it

[cometcrystal]

a show like drunk history but it’s called drunk special interests and the guest infodumps about their special interest instead of talking about a history topic

[abigailinc]

say in the tags what you would be drinking and what your topic would be

[eriwappa]

1/5 Thu ・ ✤#オムライス弁当 (?) ✤コールスロー ✤かぶとかぼちゃのパルメザンチーズグリル ・ お醤油味も飽きてきたねってことでケチャップ味にしようとしたらケチャップ足りない😨急遽家にあったトマトソース追加。味はどうかな🙈 ・ #曲げわっぱ#お弁当#柴田慶信商店#公長齋小菅#えりわっぱ部#healthyfood#healthyliving#eriwappa#クッキングラム#glutenfree

[mallowhoney]

when you get a gaming mouse with only one primary macro button bc you have tiny hands and you immediately set it to type in “Good luck and have fun!” when you press it because your commitment to being nice in overwatch outweighs the other possibilities of a macro button

[mallowhoney]

gf got me a $50 amazon gift card for christmas so i got myself a gaming mouse and a new mousepad finally ♥ the mouse came yesterday and the mousepad came today

[ataraxicbomb]

When you realize that these two have the same voice actor

[beasthenshin]

They look at each other

[branded-irl]

True love

[mallowhoney]

"Who are you?" "I'm you, but beefier."

[skarchomp]

“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

What a time to be alive.

[magusofdarkness]

“Ah, true love.”

||- And Meteor with bling like no one else.

@bellatoresttenebrae @lights-chosen

[bravuraxatma]

My kind of Holmgang

[lights-chosen-blog]

“… No comment.”

[bravuraxatma]

“…Or would you rather I use the chains instead of my arms?”

[princess-mononoke]

Arby’s marketing has been so great lately (x)

Celebrating the 20th Anniversary of Princess Mononoke!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[obentoart]

posted by @delicatusib お弁当生活、はじまりました。頑張って行こー♩ ブログ更新しました。 #obento #obentoart #お弁当 #お腹ペコリン部 #Twitter家庭料理部

[heyimawesome]

PSA

Don’t neglect your toys even when you have a partner because one day you might be without a partner and all you will find are corroded batteries inside.

[haintxblue]

OK listen as someone who collects dolls and blind box figurines and things I was nodding along in appreciation of the cynical message “people are ephemeral, stuff is forever” until I got to the end of this sentence and realized I’d wildly misinterpreted the intent of this post.

[mallowhoney]

I collect lalaloopsy dolls and tsum tsums and I had to squint still.